OMG, HE’S MAKING MONEY OFF OF CHEETOS WITHOUT PAYING LIBERTIES TO THE COMPANY
THAT ASSHOLE!
The traitorous little punk!
Yeah. I ate his George Bush Jr. and Sr. (and promptly threw up in a spot-on impersonation of Bush Sr. in Japan), though, so his collection is no longer complete.
This seems to have somewhat disheartened him. He was weeping like a child and muttering something about how hard “finding Bush” had been, when I left his house, and as I walked down the street towards the bus stop, I heard the sound of a gunshot emanate from the direction of his house.
I called his house when I got home but nobody picked up. I’m beginning to get concerned. Also, I’m starting to feel slightly guilty, as though my actions may have been a slightly contributing factor in his negative turn in mood.
I wonder if it tastes better then normal cheetos.
That’s just plain retarded.
Globalism is our demise!!
You have to wonder if they’ll do something about that. Imagine getting sued for a bunch of money over auctioning off a cheeto.