An ancestral of Bender #22?

Toshiba invented a computer powered by the combustion of alcohol ->

Now, before any jokes on it, know that it burns methanol, not ethanol.

Methanol is a form of alcohol, hence the -anol suffix.

But wouldn’t that make the computers blind?

Feh. What do they need eyes for? Just run my programs mechanical bitch.

“One for you, one for me.”

It’d kill you almost right away, dude. It’s not the kind of alcohol we drink.

Why on earth did he get a Darwin Award?
Norway has several deaths a year because of methanol poisoning.