All I want for Christmas is...

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My Jesus Christ action figure.

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I’ll never understand what the hell is wrong with our awful fucking species.

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Well, I wanted Pete and Pete on DVD until I saw this.

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I would want one if I were 8. Now that I’m legal age I’m asking for JC X-rated material. Like “Jesus Vs. the Whores from Babylon VI”, or “Believer Girls on Mount JC”, or maybe that one where Lucy the Fiery (yes, that’s a female Lucifer) tempts Jesus with a blonde, a brunette, a red-head and an asian girl in that desert (he spent 40 days there, averages 10 days with each girl I guess).

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The one where he goes into the temple and starts kicking the money changers’ asses comes with battle damage.

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Does he have live action retribution? That commercial doesn’t give me all the info I need.

I also made this for a reason RC. >.>

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Ooops. >_>

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Sad think is, a Jesus action figure really exists…

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My action figure could kick your action figure’s little plastic butt.

Also: http://www.accoutrements.com/actionfigures/index.html

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Better than the Jesus/ Buddha/“virgin” mary/… silicone dildos I saw. Don’t ask. x_X

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https://secure13.nexternal.com/dreamland/images/buddychrist.jpg

'nuff said.

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Yes, The Buddy Christ. And George Carlin as a preacher. God, that movie rocked.

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Bloody hell. We’re doomed! Doomed!

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http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/fchristians.html -> the coolest JC action figure ever, because it comes with guns.
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/sports.html -> for baseball fans (scroll down)
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/othersports.html -> lol @ martial arts Jesus

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indeed.

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I was expecting comedy gold from you.

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It’s all foolsgold.

:kissy:

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I’m gonna stop viewing this forum at College, people look at me when I burst out laughing at random.

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That happens to me too. ^^;

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I saw this a long time ago…its old…its not funny anymore.