A zombie thing I'm sure Trillian will enjoy

As will many of you:

That’ll only be funny when somebody makes a cheesy ‘made for tv’ movie based on that with acting staler than the early 80s level of SFX mummy zombies CGs they’re running from.

What ignorami! That’s Conan’s handiwork there, people!

[…]Perhaps Narmer wielded a large Nile catfish, Clarias?, grasping the tail and using it as a sort of black jack to stun the zombies[…]

Is this referencing that old Monty Python joke about cutting a large tree down with a herring?

/me slaps zombies around a bit with a large catfish