Long or short hair?
Curly or straight?
Light or dark?
Blond, black, or brunette? Or purple?
What kind of cookies do you like?
Chocolate milk or strawberry?
Favorite kind of ice cream?
Are people with two eye colors sexy?
Am I really sounding like a stalker?
If so, is it turning you on?
Oh hot mama, oh yea oh yea?
Who’re you? Who’re you? Who’re you? Who’re you? Who’re you? Who’re you? Who’re you? Butt out, shlowmo.
Huh? I-- I don’t know that. Auuuuuuuugh!
Whats your favourite rpg.
… I haven’t been here long, yet I somehow still know that will never happen.
What is your favourite poem and why?
What was the last good book which you read and why?
If you had a choice between saving your own life or saving the life of those you love at the cost of your own, what would you do?
Do you understand the cultral, spiritual, and artistic differences between Bush and Jesus…?
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…nevermind… . .
Ever seen the movie Chicago? Or even the one on Broadway?
Well I guess I should answer these now. Am I following the rules? I’ll do my best to be entertaining. Many thanks everyone =D
Sup?
Oh quite a lot of things actually, that have nothing to do with that time of the month (although that’s coming soon). I’m very tired as I write this, and it’s not even 2 in the afternoon (I’m usually still sleeping). I had an interview early this morning, and as soon as I got home I dove back into my PJ’s where I sit and write this. After I got bored with a Silent Hill plot analysis, I decided to take a crack at this. Later on, I expect to be snoozing away, or better yet, laying out in the sun…reading. I have nothing to do all day.
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Is this a serious question? I’d say this depends on the man. I shouldn’t be too specific in my answer or else I might offend some “men” here by implying that they are still boys. Tee hee. I think that maturity (and ruggedness and handsomeness and bare chestedness out chopping down trees!) gives me the whole “he’s a man” vibe. Gosh, that sounded silly.
North Korea or Cuba?
I’m going with Cuba, as I wouldn’t want to be caught sun bathing in North Korea dude.
Sex with Stalin or Lenin?
That’s positively icky and I don’t want to imagine such scenarios.
Am I drunk?
I can usually tell, but then again, you’re very mysterious with your cryptic statements. Is all of the vodka out of your system yet?
Geeks commonly complain of persecution. Is this a trajic abortion of social justice or an integral part of the geek identity at large? That is to say, if all school hazing were ended, would geeks be the worse for it?
I am sort of not understanding your question, but I’ll do my best in interpreting what you meant. I don’t recognize anyone as a geek so your version may be different of what mine might have been 
but I don’t think it’s part of their identity. I mean, that would mean half of us here are all geeks…oh wait…
I most certainly don’t think geeks would miss out on anything if hazing were to end. They’d just be called something else.
What does the inside of a vagina feel like?
Oh boy, I got people telling me that they couldn’t wait till I got to your question. Do you know what it’s like if you close your eyes and dip your finger into a pile of raw hamburger? Good. Anyway, if you’ve ever clawed your way out of sawdust pile, you might have some idea. Actually, that’s pretty gross. Vaginas are nothing special. I’ll avoid going into detail, but when you find the right one, you’ll notice that it’s not as fragile as it’s cracked up to be. I mean, please, those of us who have them do not break, and sniffle about how delicate our genitals are. 8 pound babies are gonna shoot out there someday. Maybe two. Those things are durable, and built to last, and…what do they feel like? I still don’t think I can answer that 
How do you, as a woman, put up with questions like that?
I don’t really mind. I see it as educating the un-informed. I’m not one to shy away and blush if someone mentions peter and vicky. If someone gives me the opportunity, I’ll talk about it in a very non-ladylike manner. To kind of lighten up a subject that has been so taboo since like forever.
Also, are your rl male friends as geeky as the people here?
RPGC males are one of a kind! The only one that comes close is my friend Dana, probably. He use to be addicted to coke, and if he didn’t stop drinking it (yep, that kinda coke) he would have died if he hit 30 years old or something. Or so he tells me. He also makes himself the brunt of every homosexual joke which leads me to thinking how his door swings. Kind of like some guys here.
What’s the most interesting experience you’ve ever had?
Probably one recently, where I had a fight with my mom and ran to my room and shut the door. I started reading a book that I had bought 4 years ago (and forgot about) entitled Conversations With God (For Teens) and it really just calmed me down at the time. I read half of the book in one sitting and everything I read just described me, and appealed to my broken spirit which had been very confused and doubtful of my beliefs at the time (Christian). So as I read, I understood more about what I couldn’t believe in any more, and what I actually did believe in, and it shed light on some of my thoughts and actions, and gave me renewal and a pleasant sense of self confidence to continue on with things I have been wanting to do, to fulfill a more satisfying sense of happiness in my life. I know that all sounds cheesy, but I was very touched and grateful for the sort of “eye opener” I had that night (about two months ago).
The most disturbing?
I have a few.
Also recently. We go back to Silent Hill. As well, some of you may know that I’ve been having major problems at home, with my dad leaving my mom and I. So, one early morning I had this extremely horrible nightmare. It was very Silent Hill-esque- I was running from ugly, grotesque and evil monsters, most notably, female ones (nurses?) whom were disfigured and they kind of dragged themselves through my dream. But no matter how slow they were, they always caught up, even though i was running from room to room in this dark, abandoned mansion. Eventually, I came to this empty, concrete room and there was a tiny ledge on the wall. I crawled up, and tried to pry the bars off of the windows when I felt a cold hand grab my uncle and one of the lady monsters was there hanging off of me. I jumped off the ledge and ran into the next room only to see my father standing there. I woke up at that moment and my heart was about to explode out of my chest. I was sweating, my hands were numbed and it was just awful. It took me awhile to calm down.
Another was a nightmare I had a couple years back. I guess I was only half asleep, and I was laying in my bed( in the dream) and I could hear music playing in my room. For anyone that has played Valkyrie Profile, it was the music that plays when Lenneth goes into Spiritual Concentration, looking for an Einherjar. And with this haunting music was a very devilish, slow and deep laugh. And being half asleep, I awoke in the exact same position I was in, in my dream, and everything was the same in my room. It terrified me.
Vivid?
Being on morphene when I was sick at the emergency centre last July. Anyone remember that post where I asked about appendicitis? Well, after my mom drove me home from the hospital, I was all drugged up, and actually went online and explained what had happened to me. I was like, just coasting.
That same week, I had been taking a strong drug to take away the pain I had in my stomach, and I remember my boyfriend calling me for the first time that week, after being away at an academy to train for a correctional officer position. So he wasnt allowed any phones, and when he called me, I got really happy. After the phonecall, I proceeded to take another pill and WHOA I was high as a kite 5 minutes later. Real happiness+ drug induced bliss just like made me want to run a marathon. My vision was buzzing, and I remember smiling at my tv while I tried to concentrate on FF10 and thinking “This is such a great game”. I think i fell asleep grinning like an idea. It hit me hard.
Pleasurable?
Ooh la la ^.~ Aside from unmentioned experiences that will remain unmentioned, my most pleasurable experience that really made me feel great was working at the animal shelter last year and climbing into this kennel with about 15 puppies. I wanted to spend some time with them, and as I sat down, like 5 started wrestling with my shoes and they are all climbing over me trying to get attention and it was so funny. It brought tears to my eyes, actually, to know that I was doing something good, and witnessing something to beautiful in life. puppies!
If our roles were reversed, would you have copied me instead?
I probably wouldn’t, as I’d fear the backlash of The 984 fanclub 
I’d think that you would think that I was mocking you, and I don’t usually annoy/play around with people whom I’m unsure will react positively to a certain situation? Aren’t I such a nice, considerate member? This beats all of the threads I got closed :3
But now. Hoo boy. I just might make you feel the wrath of the Evangelion someday.
Do you really have a penis, or do you just play one on TV?
I didn’t know you watched, Steve…
If Quentin Tarantino, Steven Spielberg and Alfred Hitchcock’s zombie worked together in a movie, what would be the result?
You know, I heard all of those names, but I can’t for the life of me know who they are and what their trademarks are. I mean, besides Tarantino. I know, go on and HATE me >(
Why the heck do people think Keanu Reeves can act?
I was on www.amiannoying.com the other day looking up annoying people, and they always have like a title under their names (Singer, Dancer, Religious Figure, Castaway, etc) and under Keanu’s was Bad Actor and I just started laughing like there was no tomorrow.
Actually I don’t know why. At least he’s pretty. I can picture that it’s me that he’s kissing, instead of Trinity.
Why do I remember a certain girl from Canada in this very forum saying she thought these things were dumb and would never make one?
Tee hee! Oh well, I’ve grown since then. I mean, I obviously have since I have 5000 posts. Oh gosh where has the time gone. I really need to shut up. Anyway, many of them are dumb, because people either aren’t funny enough or don’t give detailed answers! I mean, who wants their beloved questions answered with a half assed “maybe” or “no”? Not I. I want the best for my readers.
What are your hopes for the future?
To graduate the top of my class in Paralegal Services, and then work for the government and go on major shopping sprees. Okay well maybe not the last part, but…! I think that it would be nice if I walked into a store and could buy myself anything without looking at the price tag. That’s very inspirational to me. Working for yourself and providing for yourself. I hope to be a successful business woman someday.
And of course, buy land, have many animals, a happy marriage and a daughter named Rune!
Is being funny in a wierd way cool or strange?
I always think it’s cool. I tend to notice people, more, online, if they come out with this twisted sense of humour. I usually end up relating to the person. I mean, when BlueMageOne started posting, I thought that he was SUCH a jackass. I don’t think that’s change, but I like him a hell of a lot better than when I thought he was only a jackass. There are lots of “weird humour” type people that catch my eye around here, like SG, Hades, Charlemagne and pretty much every other guy who takes the time to joke around with me.
How’s Canada?
Currently very humid. it rained for 20 days straight here, and in the past two weeks we’ve been getting decent weather. Especially last week- it motivated me so much, I walked my dog <i>three</i> times.
Are you still working on VP? 8P
puppy eyes Yeeeeeeees, I just need that text thingy so I can stick the Lezard walkthrough in it cuz Notepad sucks >> Please let me leech it off you if I haven’t already.
Do you have girl friends here?
Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve talked to any RPGC ladies…except Xelopheris of course (joke! ;P)
If you’re totally serious, it would be fun to talk about girl stuff :3 I usually talk on AIM. I also have Trillian, so I guess that means I can talk on ICQ as well. goes hunting for your details
Okay, if you got all the time you’ve spend posting on these forums back, what would you do with it?
I honestly don’t know. Hopefully something productive like learning how to cook. If I lived by myself, I’d starve.
Album, live performance or live performance album?
Some people may kill me for this but, album. I HATE live performance. I HATE the people screaming, I hate the closeness, I hate how the songs do not song the exact same as the songs on my cd player. I know that’s the beauty of live, but damn, I cannot do it.
Chrono Trigger of Final Fantasy 6?
That’s like trying to choose chicken over cheese. They’re both orgasmic, but I’ll have to play favorites and go with CT.
Lavos or Sephiroth?
I admit, both intrigue me. THings falling from the sky interest me greatly. I like Jenova a lot more than Sepphy, but I’ll have to go with him since we are not told a great deal about what Lavos is.
Lavos or Sephiroth? What the crap is that? Where’s Kefka?
Kekfa is way down the list right next to X-Death. OHHHH!!1
Would you ever consider having sex with me?
Probably not, considering you and I are both involved with other people, and I still like to pretend you’re a girly (^^). But we can kiss!
If you were exiled to an island for the rest of your life and all neccesseties necceseties necesseties the basic things you need to survive are provided.You’re allowed to take three things with you. What things do you take?
My computer. (We have electricity, right? That’s a basic thing ;_
I mean, I can watch movies on it, talk to people, make my website, read, and emulate so it’s like everything in one. And maybe my whole wardrobe, so I could prance around as Queen Sheena as the jungle. And then my boyfriend! What, I’m superificial >>
Does any one know what the C stands for in Big Nutter 3.0 C? When you say it you’ll get it!!
I’ll get it? Do I have to bend over for that? >>
I honestly have no idea. Coo coo?
Why do some people have longer signatures than their messages typically are?
I guess their sig is their real message, and then they just go ahead and pollute with whatever inane crap they do, to advertise it.
Megadeth or Metallica?
Since I’ve heard so much more about them, Metallica.
Based on the above comics, which girl are you most like?
The one with the boob top :3
You ever gonna buy SMRPG or Super Metroid or what? =P
I wanted SMRPG but I have little to no money in between pay AND pay day. I get like 50 frigging bucks for two weeks, and if I spend too much, that’s most of my paycheque gone 
What’s your favorite color?
Blue. Especially aqua or powder blue. Or navy! They’re so purty.
Are your relationships going well?
With people, or the actual boyfriend? Good I suppose, though I’m jittery around most people besides he and my mom and my DOGGY.
Hows it feel to the best the biggest RPGC meme (internet celebrity)?
I didn’t think that I was. I just think I talk too much But I’m glad someone sees it that way. Hey aren’t internet celebrities mostly known for porn?
will we have much cause to call someone a girl, or even talk about sex?
No, you’ll all have turned on each other by then. No need for girls.
And while we’re on the sex note, how 'bout it, eh? Eeeeeh?
Only if I can whisper the name Kraken into your ear seductively while we have some hawt hawt loving.
Can you name someone on this forum that hasn’t asked you for sex?
Wahalla =D Actually, loads of people.
Favorite animal?
This may sound pretentious, but a black panther. That’s not even a real species, but let’s say I love big black cats. I have a lifesized version of a panther in my room.
Hobbies?
Reading, computer stuff, RPG’s, tanning, being with animals, SHOOOOPPING, learning new things (yes that’s a hobby).
Did you ever find a cool job?
No. Freaking job industry. Freaking Nygard. They all suck. Bad time of year to be looking. But I’m desperate.
Calvin or Hobbes?
I’m too silly to know who they are.
Sodom or Gomorrah?
Likewise. But definately not Sodom…
Garfield or Odie?
Odie, because he always gets picked on Garfield is uninteresting.
Luke or Han?
Luke, because I uh, like the name. I didn’t see the movies
Obi Wan or Vader?
Vader I suppose since he’s a bad guy! I think?
Coke or Pepsi?
Neither, when I was little my dentist told me not to drink pop (I’m sure you’ll laugh at me and say it’s soda ) and I never have. They’re too acidic on my throat.
Batman or Robin?
Batman. I love the whole antenna thing going on with the mask. What those arne’t antennas?
Israel or Palestine?
They both need to smarten the hell up.
Locke or Marx?
Marx because I think he did something important.
Cloud or Squall?
Squall is such an angsty nut. Just pork her!
Gimli or Legolas?
I speak for every sensible girl when I say my long haired beauty that is Legolas.
Link or Gannon?
Link, since I liked the way he runs in ALttP. What a fruit.
MTV or VH1?
VH1 seems to grab my attention more than MTV.
Butter or Margerine?
I just slather on whatever’s in the fridge.
Chicken or Beef?
Chicken is like, the holy grail or something.
Clams or Fish?
Clam strips rock my socks.
or ^_^?
I like the sideways smily. The other has a very mocking air that comes with it.
Ninja or Pirate?
Pirate, I’d rob the seas if I was one, and make my own ocean utopia :3
WoW or FFXI?
I’m sure that WoW would interest me more.
Zero or Sinistral?
oh don’t make me choose Maybe Sin because he like straightens his hair or something and I respect anyone who goes through that gruelling process. But Zero has a cute kitty!
Sandler or Brooks
Definately not Sandler.
Real time or Turn based?
Turn based, I am not a fan of real time at all. That turns me off.
MGS or Splinter Cell?
MGS since I don’t know what Splinter Cell is!
Harry Potter or Gandalf?
Harry Potter. He has hormones, thus, I can relate to him more than an old man.
GBA or PSP?
If it came down to it, PSP.
Unit 01 or Wing 0?
Unit 01, they are more badass
Sky dive or Scuba dive?
I’d pee myself if I chose to sky dive, but it would be hella fun.
Sauron or Shai’tan?
Sauron, he lives right next to the big flaming vagina.
Evil Dead or Army of Darkness?
Whichever one is more sinister.
Old ones or Shoggoths?
I’m not sure about this one.
Penny Arcade or 8-bit Theater?
I don’t like webcomics.
Astronmy or Astrology?
I am a fan of learning about both. I love them.
Indiana Jones or James Bond?
Bond, since he’s more sauve.
Something Awful or Fark?
You know, I never really got Fark.
Dogs or Cats?
Doggies =D They are more protective.
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Chain, since I am not a child of the Bruce Lee era.
…I can’t resist. Who on this forum are you most willing to have sex with?
I’ve never actually thought about that before. Now I have. What an awful selection to choose from!
When you joined RPGC, what were your reasons for choosing the name “Evangelion”?
I was obsessed with seeing Evangelion around that time, so I used it when I joined up, a day before my birthday. I’m not really a fan of the series though.
What is the ultimate question?
Does God exist? Chew on that one for awhile.
In Canada do you really have flip-top heads?
What?!
Who do you think is most annoying here?
I don’t think I have a most annoying.
Dark Blonde/ Yunie Lookie like
my hair is actually long and red (auburn is more like it), and I don’t look like Yuna But that rocks that you think so.
Who’s more annoying, 984 or Cless?
neither are annoying. 984 is just always coming around with his sarcasm, and Cless with his big words and calm, flow-y sentences that like pound the crap out of anything you just said. It’s very intruiging.
If you and I were the last people on the face of the Earth, and we had to repopulate it, would you?
Gosh I guess we’d have to get busy then.
What… is your name?
Ashy.
What… is you quest?
To have a good life and try to give others a good one as well.
What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I knew I’d get something like this.
How quick can a penguin fly.
I used to think penguins lived in Canada
Which Party Will You Vote For in the next Canadian Federal Election?
Definately not for the conservatives. That’s all I can say as I’m really not informed enough to make a good decision.
Will you vote at all?
Of course, I believe in being politically active, and come on, that’s the least anyone can do.
Austin Powers or James Bond?
Austin Powers just irritated me.
Why is Nightblade so cool,
He drops in un-announced.
awesome,
His avatar blinks at me.
and sexy?
He wears light coloured tuxes.
Cars or Trucks?
Nothing too big, I get intimidated easily :3
Long or short hair?
On me? Long.
Curly or straight?
Straight, but my hair is naturally curly.
Light or dark?
Dark haired girls are beautiful.
Blond, black, or brunette? Or purple?
I admire a girl with jet black hair. it’s so rare. unless you’re like in Japan.
What kind of cookies do you like?
Chocolate chip. I heat them up in the microwave. Oh man I just got a craving.
Chocolate milk or strawberry?
Strawberry milk? Ewwww
Favorite kind of ice cream?
Anything with chocolate chunks in it.
Are people with two eye colors sexy?
yeah Id tap Yuna
Am I really sounding like a stalker?
No, I feel loved :3
If so, is it turning you on?
No, I’m just more hungry now
Oh hot mama, oh yea oh yea?
YEA-YEAH! WHAAAAT? OH-KAY!
Whats your favourite rpg.
Valkyrie Profile, and there are many tied for second place.
What is your favourite poem and why?
I’m not a fan of poetry, and this may sound a bit silly (or even wrong to mention this) but I am a fan of Shakespeare’s Hamlet. I apologize for sounding like the typical clueless person who mentions Shakespeare when poetry is mentioned, but it’s all I have to offer. I had some great poems that I took home with me from my last english class last semester and they gave me goosebumps. Unfortunately, I can’t recall the names of them.
What was the last good book which you read and why?
I’ve finished Stephen King’s Bag of Bones. It was my second read, to capture all of the details I missed the first time around.
If you had a choice between saving your own life or saving the life of those you love at the cost of your own, what would you do?
I’d give my own. I wouldn’t want to live without my loved ones. (so I suppose it’s a half selfish act in itself)
Do you understand the cultral, spiritual, and artistic differences between Bush and Jesus…?
You mean besides one trying to aspire to be the other?
Ever seen the movie Chicago? Or even the one on Broadway?
I’m not a broadway girl.
And I cant seem to find the question, someone asked me if I was always poking fun at girls whenever I mentioned shoes and whatnot, and the answer is no. I can be as obnoxious as I want and then revert back to my girlish stage :3 So none of that is an act. And yes it’s hard to differentiate between my serious and joke posts but I guess you’ll learn as time goes on =D
984 is just always coming around with his sarcasm
WHAT?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I DEMAND JUSTICE! A DUEL TOMORROW AT HIGH NOON!
You hate me, right?
Kex, you missed the questioning period.
I’ll get it? Do I have to bend over for that? >>
I honestly have no idea. Coo coo?
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The C is stands for a 4 letter word beging with “C”. Say the Zero as “Oh.” I’d Imagaine Pie/anyone else who hates my guts saying this when I become staff.
Nice “Dove from above” calling!!
BN
Prefre: “Lady Ashley” or “Hi Ash, Mate!”
Congratulations, it’s been ages since somebody could pull this off in a funny way.
Sauron, he lives right next to the big flaming vagina.
Gold. Pure comedy gold.
Everyone was thinking it when they watched the movie 
Have you ever heard of a black person being on this froum or am I the only one?
Or you black?
Interested in some…ahem Jungle Fever, eh, eh, EH?
…As in, you know, some sort of jungle disease.
You know it’s interesting that you bring that up, because I never seem to think that the person whom my posts are directed to, are of different ethnicity than myself. It’s just something that’s always stuck with me.
So far, you’re really the only member that i know of, that is black. But of course, I don’t know what many of our members look like.
I’d love some jungle fever =D
Eva: Congratulations on having the first TRULY fun (and well-answered) question thread we’ve had here in a LOOOOONG time. :biggrin: You’ve proved you’re not only cool, but smart as well. No wonder you’re so popular. Glad to have you here. Stay for another 5000 posts more! 
ohh thanksies wil :3 questionaire type things are fun and I’ll never insult the x-total posts question threads ever agaaaain.
That was a better read than all of the Robert Jordan novels combined