First, you should know the song…50 ways to leave your lover by Paul Simon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiyLuZOs1A
Next, there’s the ways we already know how to leave your lover from this song.
[i]You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free.
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much.
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free.[/i]
Now, using any of the following one-syllable names (I think they all are) that weren’t used in the song and this post if possible, or any one-syllable names you can think of, continue giving ways to leave your lover using a similar verse. Easy?
Ace, Abe, Al, Ash
Bach, Bart, Beck, Ben, Blaine, Blake, Brad, Bram, Brandt, Brent, Brett, Brooks, Burt
Cain , Cal, Cash, Chad, Chance, Chase
Chris, Chuck, Clark, Claude, Clay, Cliff , Clint, Cole, Craig, Curt
Dale, Dan, Dave, Dean, Dell, Dill, Dirk, Dex, Doug, Drake, Drew, Duane
Ed
Finn, Fletch
Flint, Floyd, Flynn, Ford, Fox, Fran, Frank, Fred, Frost
Gabe, Gage, Geoff, Gene, George, Gil, Glen, Graham, Grant, Gray, Greg, Guy
Hank, Hans, Hart, Hank, Hays/Hayes, Heath, Hugh, Holt, Hoyt
Ike
Jace, Jake, James , Jax, Jay, Jean, Jeb , Jed, Jet, Jim, Job, John, Joe, Joel , Joss, Judd, Jude
Kai , Karl, Keene , Keefe , Keith, Ken, Kent, Kip, Kirk, Klaus, Kurt
Lance, Lang, Lars, Leif , Lev, Lex, Lloyd, Luke
Mack, Mark, Max, Mick, Mitch, Mike, Moe , Moss
Nash, Nate , Ned, Nels, Neil, Nick, Nils, Noel
Oak
Paul, Pax, Pete, Pierce, Pine , Phil
Quinn
Rain, Raj , Rafe , Raul , Ray, Reed, Reef, Reeve, Rex, Rhett, Reece, Roan, Rob, Rock, Ron, Ross, Rune
Sage, Sam , Saul, Scott , Sean, Seb, Serge, Seth, Shane, Sky, Slade , Snow, Steel, Steve , Stone, Storm
Tate, Thane, Thor, Todd, Trey, Troy, True, Truth, Ty
Vance
Wes, West , Will
Yul
Zack, Zev
And here is my verse…
You need to rob the bank, Hank
Slip her a pill, Phil
Get on the fast track, Zack
Just get yourself free.