213 things you can no longer do in the Army

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Noooooooooo…

I knew what you meant. You jsut missed the joke.

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Originally posted by StarStorm
[b]Noooooooooo…

I knew what you meant. You jsut missed the joke. [/b]

I get the joke,. it is just lame…like that guy.

23

Awwww damn. sulks Well I love you too Info.

In a platonic way, of course.

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Originally posted by StarStorm
[b]Well I love you too Info.

In a platonic way, of course. [/b]

Yeah, you too. It was just that you were insulting my beloved Corps. I just couldn’t let that stand.

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Heh. First Rule of StarStorm’s Insults: Never do it maliciously. Do it playfully.

Second Rule: Disregard Rule One if they really are stupid.

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hilarious:hahaha; :hahaha; :hahaha; :hahaha; :hahaha;

27

  1. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

  2. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I did bring enough for everybody.

haha

28

"I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same."

My military service starts in 51 weeks. Gonna have to try this stuff out XD~~

And get stared at due to the fact that if one screws up, everyone suffers ;_;

29

Pretty funny. The Norwegian Army will probably adopt the list the moment they find it.

30

That is awesome.

31

Info lost 5% of his sense of humour :frowning:

32

Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy).

Furbies used to not have minds of their own, until they were neglected. Then, they wanted revenge on us.

Past lives have absolutely no effect on the chain of command.

I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.

I don’t think that will kill you.

The loudspeaker system is not to be used to broadcast the soundtrack to a porno movie.

If it was, then people would be rushing to the barracks.

I do not have super-powers.

Some people do.

Not allowed to join the communist party.

I don’t think any capitalist does.

33

is insanely bored

Huh?

reads the list and laughs like crazy

Thanks! I needed that! This is insanely amusing. :hahaha;

34

Now this definetly made made my day.

  1. Not allowed to add ‘In accordance with the prophesy’ to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.

XD

35

“Shpadoinkle” is not a real word.

It is too!!

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  1. I do not get ‘that time of month’.
  1. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy).
  1. On Army documents, my race is not ‘Other’.
  2. Nor is it ‘Secretariat, in the third’.
  1. Pokémon® trainer is not an MOS.
  1. Must not make s’mores while on guard duty.
  1. My chain of command is not interested in why I ‘just happen’ to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car
  1. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad
  1. Not allowed to get shot.

My favorite ones.
Could these be used as pick-up lines?

37

Go ahead and try that.

38

That’d actually be kinda funny to watch…

39

…am I the only one that doesn’t find this funny? o_O Kinda boring actually. Around number 20 I scrolled down to read the last one. Maybe I’ll end up like Info :open_mouth:

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Originally posted by Dragon Tear
…am I the only one that doesn’t find this funny?

Aside from the irate marine who is upset his core got pwned - that would be yes =)