Who do you think of as your closes friend at RPGC?
Friend? Does not compute…no, really. I’m serious…next question!
What do you think I’m doing right now?
Masturba-is beat up…next question!
If you could live anywhere you wanted, where would it be?
Anywhere but Visalia or Afghanistan.
If you could be any RPG villian, who would it be?
Gilgamesh. Then I can actually RUN FAST!!!
Whose face would you rather have on toilet paper: bin Laden, Saddam, or Bush?
From those three…Saddam, for no real reason.
If you could have any four FF characters (villians and NPCs included) on your team in a game, who would they be?
A guard from Corneria, the talking broom from FF1, another random NPC, and Sabin. The NPCs can annoy the enemy’s defenses away, and Sabin can pummel their brains out.
Are You Happy? Why?
No, because I am tired.
What’s on my Pocket?
Some thread and stitches used in sewing the pocket on.
What’s your favorite non RPG game?
No bloody clue.
what number am I thinking of?
Whom do you worship?
In real life: God. In RPGC: Teran and Weiila.
What made you cave?
That evil worm.
What’s your next fanfic idea? I hope its another good story!
Don’t know right now. I’d prefer to finish some of my current stuff first before I plan any farther ahead.
Whats the best fic you’ve writen?
Mox Saga. By far.
Tell me…tell me, well, a lot about yourself. I don’t know a whole lot about you. You don’t make yourself stand out too much.
I’m eighteen, a fucking moron, a writer, an avid RPG player, the liker of unliked things, and a very bad conversationalist. I don’t post on this forum because my meer presence sparks madness and hatred.
What can change the nature of a man?
A pair of scissors and a skilled surgeon.
If you suddenly went completely bald, what would you have for dinner?
An egg. I could fry it on my head.
And what’s the D in your name stand for?
Why, it stands for-wind blows, blocking out the answer
Who the heck gave that idiot Howard Stern his own show?
Oh no, they’re on to me. runs away
What do you consider to be your greatest accomplishment?
Probably finishing the damn Mox Saga.
Who here at RPGC can you relate the most to?
No bloody clue, really.
Who’d win in a fight, the Hulk, or the Kool-Aid Guy?
HULK SMASH KOOL-AID GUY!
Who would win in a fight between a giant peanut and an inanimate god?
Why won’t Manus Dei let me near THE DAMN COFFEE?!
Because you’re both nuts. Coffee will only make things worse.
Will you write more Alcahest fics besides your novelization?
I don’t know. I just might.
THERE! QUESTIONS ANSWERED!