You spoony Bard!

I don’t know if anyone has done this before, but what are your fav lines in FF. One of the almighty best has got to be “You spoony Bard!” I think it’s in four…not sure though…:boring:

It is in FOur, and frankly, I don’t see what’s so damn awesome about that line. Please, someone tell me!

I still have fond memories of Final Fantasy Four, and have most of the dialogue memorized. From the SNES version, that is. Eh. Also, anything by Kefka was pretty good. “I will Build a Shrine to Nonexistance!” Classic.

Son of a submarine!

That’s more or less the point: They are so awful that they stick in your memory forever.

Damnit, I was going to say the submariner thing! I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!

big golden shiny wire of hope.

I’ll rip your lungs out.

Off Course!!

son of a submarine?

I liked “You must have cannonballs of steel to be talking to me!”
('Twas from Bikke in the GBA version of FFI)

"***** is that a snail?"off ff X1
*****=what evr your name is

Feret, I don’;t have a GODDAMNED CLUE what you just said. Could you clarify a bit?

FF VIII, Seifer:
“Listen up! Teamwork means staying out of my way.”
and
“This is great… I have a chicken wuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad…”

“This guy are sick” - Aeris in FFVII

But that line is awesome cus’ it’s so random…anyway.
Quistis: You’re the squad leader. Good luck to you.
Seifer: …Instructor.
I hate it when people wish me luck.
Save those words for a bad student that needs them, eh?
Quistis: OK then.
Good luck, Seifer.

Not so much a line but I love the bits that piss Seifer off. That always makes me chuckle.

The line is “Son of a submariner.”

My favorite quote is also a Kefka line: “Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!” :mwahaha:

WHAT IS THIS NASTY MUSIC?

YOU MAY NOT HAVE THE CRYSTAL.
YOU MAY NOT DEFEAT ME.

and in FF6…
(Shadow explaining love to Terra)
Terra: But I want to know what love is.
(Locke runs in, gets seasick)
Locke: Not a word of this to anybody, o shrouded one.

“I’ll be blown to bits before I collect my pay.”

“This Esper is either going to save us, or dig us any early grave.” (I dunno why this one sticks.

Let me paint your picture, Uncle Ulty. (can’t recall actuall line)

“Tidus why are you so gay?”
Oh. Thats me talking about FFX…
“You look so cute as a girl”
When Cloud dresses up like a girl.
(Don’t know exact line.)

“Warriors! Revive the power of the orbs!” - everyone in FF1

How can you forget “I, Garland, will knock you all down!”?

“I don’t like your plan. It sucks.” Another stuck in my head, from FF10-2. (Yuna)

“This Guy Are Sick.”

Aeris to Cloud in sector 6