So one sent this to me on a different forum and I thought it was pretty funny. I guess the last one applies to any who don’t understand it. _*_*_
You Know You’re From San Diego When…
You’d driven from East County San Diego to a mall somewhere in North County because of one particular store you like.
You have a 12 month pass to the San Diego Zoo, San Diego Wild Animal Park, and Sea World.
You lost your virginity or first drank in TJ.
You’re enjoying 80º weather at the end of February while those up north complain about 12 inches of snow.
The people at the local smoothie bar know you by name.
Your birth certificate indicates that you were born in Kaiser Hospital off of Zion Ave.
You can’t leave the Del Mar Fair each summer without a plateful of Australian battered potatoes, a funnel cake, and other junk food.
Your tan lines never go away.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San Diego.
You should forward this to everyone on your aim buddy list, attach a note at the end detailing various rewards for your buddies should they also pass this list on to a certain number of people.
You Know You're From Columbia Falls When...
You always have drive up to Kalispell to do any sort of shopping.
You have a season pass to Big Sky Waterslides in the summer and Big Mountain in the winter.
You lost your virginity in Hungry Horse or first got drunk at a kegger up the North Fork.
You're enjoying the below 0 Farenheit temperatures in the winter, while people in the south close schools at the first sign of snow.
The local bars let you bring your children with you while you go out drinking.
Your birth certificate indicates that you were born in North Valley Hospital in Whitefish
You can't leave the Back Room without a plate full of Ribs, Red Potatoes and Indian Fry Bread.
You never get tan lines.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Columbia Falls.
My point is that these things simply aren’t funny or even interesting to out of towners… and they’re usually not funny or interesting to people IN the towns either. I hope you can see that now. =P
…Jewish.
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[li]He went into his father’s business.
[/li][li]He lived at home until the age of 33.
[/li][li]He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
[/li][/ol]
…Irish.
[ol]
[li]He never got married.
[/li][li]He never held a steady job.
[/li][li]His last request was a drink.
[/li][/ol]
…Puerto Rican
[ol]
[li]His first name was Jesus.
[/li][li]He was always in trouble with the law.
[/li][li]His mother couldn’t remember how his father looked like.
[/li][/ol]
…Italian.
[ol]
[li]He talked using his hands.
[/li][li]He had wine with every meal.
[/li][li]He used olive oil.
[/li][/ol]
…Black.
[ol]
[li]He called everybody brother.
[/li][li]He liked Gospel.
[/li][li]He couldn’t get a fair trial.
[/li][/ol]
…Californian.
[ol]
[li]He never cut his hair.
[/li][li]He walked around barefoot all the time.
[/li][li]He started a new religion.
[/li][/ol]
…Argentinean.
[ol]
[li]When he died, they stripped his body off everything but underwear.
[/li][li]He thought himself superior to everybody else.
[/li][li]He ALWAYS had some sort of excuse or explanation for everything.
[/li][/ol]
…A Woman.
[ol]
[li]He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
[/li][li]He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
[/li][li]Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
[/li][/ol]
