you and your crayon-hating posse are the ignorant ones. We just like to color.
While we’re on the subject of coloring books, awhile back I created this masterpiece. The original still hangs on my wall.
Please note the skillful use of glitter crayons for the pants.
Fixed it for you. 
And yes, we do.
(indeed, Wilf may come straight out of Brave New World)
Sooo-ma… SOOO-MAA!!
:hahaha;
“I can’t believe I’m in such a wretched hive of scum and villainy, but saying Hades should have been killed, you would do it yourself, blah blah blah. Big Man on Internet syndrome, even if you’re a chick. It’s also flaming. Hades was probably trolling, I’ll grant that. However, responding in kind is hardly the manner to deal with it. I doubt you’ll see this, but in the future at other forums, if you have a problem with a troll, alert the mods. Don’t try and pretend that you’re some Tuff Gai that would kick the troll’s ass in real life.” -984
What can I say? I like being violent towards disrespect ^^
I have to at least check up on you retards to see all the shit talking. Helps make my day better. I get a good laugh out of it.
Call me a bitch, cunt, drama queen, emo…whatever the fuck you want. If you use “emo” then you deserve to have your throat cut though. Just for being twice as ignorant.
I wish we were Spartans because most of you would of been chucked into the gorge when you were babies.
Ahahaha…I could make some baby stew, yummy.
Look, this is all fascinating, but you’re diverting us from the more important topic of coloring books. So, anyway, 984, what does my coloring history say about me?
As a mod, I must request that you stay on topic and not flame/troll, Mojo. It is simply unbecoming. Now if you excuse us, we have a topic about coloring books to get back to.
Edit: Val, given that you are not one for art, I think you lack a general drive for creativity. However, you colored the fuck out of one book and used Mario Paint. I think you may have more creativity than you think; you just need something to trigger that desire. Mario is the underlying theme. Mario is your muse. Go with it. Flow with it. Let Mario take you down the Green Pipes of Artistic Creativity. Forever will your masterpiece be in another castle, but you will realize that the joy in art comes not from the end result but the journey.
Yeah, you didn’t say anything about my coloring history, either. 
Cg Chrono, that was a trrue work of art on your deviantart.
So it’s coloring books you want eh? Well I got a coloring book for you. Presenting…
The FEMA coloring book! This is not a joke…it’s real, though you can no longer buy it.
Here is the cover:
It seems like there actually WAS a bomb in the second tower:
OK I don’t even know what the fuck:
It’s too awful just gonna stop now
Coloring signifies your willingness to give in to failure. You only do things you know you can succeed at. In this case, you perceive that you do not “succeed” at coloring and as such label yourself a failure. In order to shield yourself from these feelings of failure, you shy away from the action which brings about your greatest sense of unworth - Coloring.
However, do not feel constrained by the lines. As with life, it is not merely succeeding and failing to reach some imposed goal. You could not color within the lines; you could not reach what Society imposed as the goal you should reach. Instead, live with your “failures.” Embrace them as your own. Then you will know that it does not matter that you could not color within the lines; rather, it is important merely that you colored.
As for your horns, I think they represent your hatred towards your failures. You had horns to drawings to make them twisted, evil. We are conditioned to despise evil things. You hate that you “fail,” so you twist it around into failing to do something which is evil. If you can’t do evil, maybe then you feel you can do good.
Okay…I will stay on topic then. Here is something I “colored”
I made these when I was like 11:
What this site equals to me. A nice fat disgusting chode.
I must ask that you do not post such pictures, Simply. They are against the rules. - 984
Thats a good use of color and contrast Mojo. Thanks for contributing 
Would you like something Mojo, or are you going to spend your entire day frittering away your precious time at a disgusting board like this? I mean to do so only makes you as horrible and moronic as us . . .
sighs I wish my coloring history was as interesting as the rest of all of yours.
I considered myself to be of the “FUCK YOU RULES!” school as a child.
Why, I remember when I was young, we were to color in a color-less football outline on a field of grass. Some of the realists scrabbled with eachother for dominance of the brown crayons, some of the hipsters moved with the sway of the black crayons. The surrealists were eating the purple crayons, I remember.
I smeared a red crayon all over that bitch until it ran down into the nubs. Then I drew wings on the side and gave it a horn, making it the most awesomest creation that a gradeschooler could make at any given moment next to stick-men beating the piss out of eachother with severed stick-men parts (which were simply just sticks, but hey- Imagination was the “deaL” back then.) Looking back now, it would look to me now like a rough attempt at a human brain with bits of jagged glass sticking out of it.
If I was aware of it then as I am now, I would’ve concluded that I was either diagnosed with down syndrome or just created the rough draft of a Swedish Death Metal album cover.
Ahhh. Wasted childhood…
They wanted to hold me back because I couldn’t understand the teacher. Until then my family and I spoke Chinese all the time and I had trouble understanding what she was saying. Now I hardly know any Chinese at all and can barely understand my grandparents.
I might get snapped at about this should she still be reading, but I would like to apologize on her behalf.
Again to stay on topic: I got in trouble once in school for giving the sun some orange rays around it, instead of it all being yellow. They gave me an F. I still don’t get why the sun can’t have orange in it.
I always put orange and yellow rays. The sun is all flamey right? So flamey colors, in my school reasoning.Never got in trouble though.
I was a huge fan of connect the dots. Something about following the established guidelines and knowing the outcome would be the same for everybody was very satisfying at that age.
My colouring was pretty messy and likely had something to do with my horrible handwriting. I just didn’t have the dexterity. I wrote with wrist motions.
How else do you write but with wrist motions?
Coloring books are pretty cool. Me and my sis had a huge one when we were little and drew all over that thing. Also had a Super Human Samurai Syber Squad coloring book that was so awesome. Bet I could find it if I looked hard enough. Couldn’t always keep in the lines, though. I mostly drew my own stuff. I remember in 1st grade drawing Mega Man levels and playing them out on paper. Those were the days…
As far as the coloring went, they didn’t like me writing with my left hand and tried to turn me right-handed. They failed miserably. Got out of class for it though, and free play-doh.
Connect-the-dots was pretty fun too. Though I found it hard to keep straight lines on those things. Pissed me off doing that.
If I get to searching, I’ll have to dig up some of the old drawings and post 'em.