You guys suck...congrats! (A Dissertation on Coloring Books)

[Ultratech87]

Coloring books are pretty cool. Me and my sis had a huge one when we were little and drew all over that thing. Also had a Super Human Samurai Syber Squad coloring book that was so awesome. Bet I could find it if I looked hard enough. Couldn’t always keep in the lines, though. I mostly drew my own stuff. I remember in 1st grade drawing Mega Man levels and playing them out on paper. Those were the days…

As far as the coloring went, they didn’t like me writing with my left hand and tried to turn me right-handed. They failed miserably. Got out of class for it though, and free play-doh.

Connect-the-dots was pretty fun too. Though I found it hard to keep straight lines on those things. Pissed me off doing that.

If I get to searching, I’ll have to dig up some of the old drawings and post 'em.

[Zeppelin]

[Seifer]

I love to color my stock charts: my MACD’s, my Bollinger Bands, my RSI’s etc.

[Trillian]

BLAH BLAH BLAH I’M A DRAMA QUEEN BLAH BLAH HUBRIS BLAH BLAH BLAH HADES BLAH BLAH BLAH I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GRIPE ABOUT TRIVIAL THINGS ON A FORUM BLAH BLAH…etc.

Shut yer cakehole. If you’re so easily offended by the fact that not everything with a penis worships the ground you walk on, go whine about it in your myspace blog.

[Crotanks]

Trill: what’s the last thing you colored?

[Trillian]

With crayolas? Hmm…Spider-Man, I think. That, or a unicorn.

[Simply_Mojo]

I might get snapped at about this should she still be reading, but I would like to apologize on her behalf.

Again to stay on topic: I got in trouble once in school for giving the sun some orange rays around it, instead of it all being yellow. They gave me an F. I still don’t get why the sun can’t have orange in it.

Her apology doesn’t mean shit because I have no reason to apologize to any of you.

[The_984]

You should apologize for constantly derailing my coloring book thread.

[Simply_Mojo]

Cry me a river.

[Zeppelin]

I wish Simply Mojo would do what her avatar shows

[Simply_Mojo]

And I wish I could put a hatchet in your skull ^^

[Zeppelin]

shit which one how did she know i have a skull collection

[Hades_Vulvuhzela]

It’s pretty obvious… SKULLppelin!

[Gila-Monster]

Now, as I was saying to 984 before the other thread was so RUDELY closed:

I don’t know about your theory 984. I was a pretty obedient colorer. I didn’t always use the right color for the job, but that’s because I didn’t always have it. I did sometimes go outside the lines, but never on purpose; without the lines, coloring would be pointless, I thought. And so I stayed within them.

Maybe I still follow the lines, though. Maybe it’s just a different set of lines. A different picture, if you will.

What sort of Canadian omits the u from colour.

Man I love colouring things. I did a large drawing for my band’s album artwork and coloured it in photoshop. Photoshop is pretty good for that. In terms of colouring books, I liked them when I was younger. I tried to stay in the lines but I never managed to keep all the colours in check. Maybe I should pick a couple up and see what my art skills can do now!

ps. best thread in a while.

[DaeusHellion]

HAI U GUISE
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

[Simply_Mojo]

Now who’s being over dramatic? lol

[Khalbrae]

Ahaha…you people are incredible.

Yay, recognition? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Hi. =)

Is this thread continuing my Birthday present? I’d be a happy Nissei if you all got me a textual birthday present today.

[Zero]

Now who’s being over dramatic? lol

You. Get over it already. Death threats are not cool and needlessly immature, by the way.

Anyway, on the topic. I never really liked coloring much as I always went over the lines and the dissaproving looks of my teacher crushed my happyness no matter how nice I thought the drawing seemed. I wish I had been a free spirit like the rest of you.

Oh and I was also too shy to ask for other kid’s crayons when I was short a certain color, so I often substituted stuff around.

[Sinistral]

I’m shutting down this absurd waste of space. Sorry that things turned to shit for you Mojo. Considering all the lies that have liberally flown all over this forum, I’m amazed anyone gives a shit anymore.

[Skankin_Garbage]

But we were coloring, dog