So this site officially sucks my non existent ball sack. I came on here being friendly and open. What I get is a whole bunch of drama because you people don’t think I’m really a girl? IT DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING MATTER. All that matters is that I wanted to RP. So I ignored all that bullshit. But people…like wonderful Hades, has to stalk me and continue to talk shit in other threads. I did not come here to be treated like that.
Whats really funny is my normal “introduction” to this site was ridiculed and caused skepticism. Yet Daeus Hellion’s whole bullshit story about living in Manhattan, and being recently freed from the British Royal Army…you guys bought it like dumbasses. Guess who that really is? A FUCKING 20 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO IS ONE OF MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS. She was the one who got me into RPing when I was like 12. She introduced me to forums and all that. Then she joined this place as one of her characters to try and help me out. I was going along with her whole persona but I want you people to know how much of idiots you are.
Real person:
"Hey everyone. I was Googling RPG sites and stumbled upon this one. Just thought I would check it out and see if its what I am looking for =)
So a little bit about myself:
I am The Mojo
I am 20 years old and live in Northern California.
I have a boyfriend that I have been with for over three years and have known him for seven. He is the man I plan on marrying.
I am a HUGE nerd.
I am obsessed with animals, both real and mythological, and nature.
I play all sorts of video games, like World of Warcraft.
I am also into things like Magic: The Gathering, Dungeons & Dragons, and Warhammer.
I have been role-playing for about six years or so. Over that time I have developed between 70-80 characters. I like to switch it up ^^
I am a member of the SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism.)
I do some modeling for fun and am getting into photography as well.
What I want to do for my career is web page design though.
Myspace: www.myspace.com/simply_mojo
Well I think thats about it for now =D
(Hopefully this is the right place to post this thread.)"
Fake character:
This is a picture of “Daeus” and I from a photoshoot that we did together:
(Me left, her right.)
But yea…point proven. You guys are idiots and not worth my time. Or her time for that matter. You just lost two amazing people so good job.
I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure only Hades threw a really big fit. So, there’s an ignore function.
Don’t say “You guys” as if every single person was in on it; that’s immature.
It’s equally immature to have your friend post a lie on here just to try and ‘prove’ something to “you guys”, whomever you’re referring to.
We don’t assume people are lying right off the bat (or, I should say, Hades might, but Hades likes to think he’s being cool or edgy sometimes when all he’s doing is being a floppy dildo), so it’s ridiculous that you should take offense when Hades doesn’t rip on your friend. No one else has been rude to you that I’ve seen, and I personally went through and checked in every thread you’ve posted in. Don’t make posts like this, and don’t treat us as if we’re all guilty.
I’ll repost when 984 wrote as he closed your thread, mostly due to Hades (just in case you think we turn some sort of blind eye to what he does):
You can either believe that or don’t. But, definitely don’t do something like this again.
Well…apparently you don’t read things very thoroughly.
Multiple people have been rude to me or doubted who I said I was.
Don’t blame my friend for anything or else I will fucking murder you. She didn’t 'post a lie to prove a point. It just happened this way. We were just trying to do our thing and people wouldn’t stop being dicks so I brought it to their attention.
I stated I am no longer going to be a part of this site.
Though maybe if you don’t want these people’s actions to represent this site…you should do something about it?
Also, do you really think I give a shit what you have to say? lmao
You are now one of the stupid people. Claps slowly.
And why are you getting so worked up over something so trivial? o.o
edit: Know what? If you’re going to get this worked up about something like that, dedicate a thread to how much we all suck based on the actions of one person, and make retarded threats such as “I will fucking murder you” over the internet while whining about how people believed your friend and not you… you should probably just get out.
So you’re mad that people believed your fake friend over the real you? I’d say your friend is doing a pretty good job of roleplaying. I totally believe that your friend got you into RP in the first place.
When I first joined here Charlemagne ate my face and constantly berated me that dolphins were fish. Guess what? I ignored him and don’t think he’s awsome like many people do. It doesn’t take away from the fact that a lot of people here actually are awesome and that it’s a pretty nice corner of the internet to hang out in.
It takes a while to get used to the humour around here, especially if you’re new because you’re walking in on a lot of in-jokes. And sarcasm. Mostly sarcasm.
Whats really funny is my normal “introduction” to this site was ridiculed and caused skepticism. Yet Daeus Hellion’s whole bullshit story about living in Manhattan, and being recently freed from the British Royal Army…you guys bought it like dumbasses. Guess who that really is? A FUCKING 20 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO IS ONE OF MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS. She was the one who got me into RPing when I was like 12. She introduced me to forums and all that. Then she joined this place as one of her characters to try and help me out. I was going along with her whole persona but I want you people to know how much of idiots you are.
Hahaha, that IS really funny
I never doubted you were a girl, but I think people took your friend’s post more serious because she didn’t seem so desperate to impress everyone with her pink font and hefty point-form bio. Coming in here super-serious and looking for reasons to hate everyone instead of laughing at the carefree mocking like everyone else does probably didn’t help.
And I’m not gonna lie, I did wonder why an Irishman would join the British Army, but I gave “him” the benefit of the doubt because “he” seemed so jovial Whereas the first thing you did was smear everyone’s faces in your hipster myspace.
I’ll cut this off here I guess, since even though you’re still probably hawking this thread, you said you wouldn’t be back
I would’ve welcomed you with love sonnets and chocolates, but I ran out with the last new member. Since making RPGClassics as fuzzy and sweet as Sunday School is the first thing on my to-do list, I will get right on that.
Whats funny to me is that she then proceeds to invite “us” . . . I don’t know who “us” is, perhaps they differentiate from the “you guys” group . . . not sure, to join her at a different site.
That chick/whatever gender she REALLY is’s posts make me feel bad about my few dramatic outbreaks
Yeesh. I used to feel sorry because I thought it’d been my joke (about how it didn’t “compute” for a supermodel to be also a nerd) that had offended Mojo. I was just trying to show her how we kid around here so she would have an easier transition, since I’ve seen that happen with other newbies. I even apologized after I saw she took offense.
Now, I haven’t been keeping track of her threads, so maybe she did get additionally offended… but this thread, which is not only melodramatic but directs its anger at everybody, shows very little maturity, it’s just emo posturing. I’m still sad, because Mojo did sound like a creative person who could’ve contributed a lot to the site. God knows there were some persons here who pissed me off in the early days, but I’ve come to know them better as people since then. But honestly, it just sounds like you’re not ready for this kind of site. I do not wish you ill; in fact, I hope that you find some other place where you fit in better… and that you grow out of that phase eventually.
I’ll repost when 984 wrote as he closed your thread, mostly due to Hades (just in case you think we turn some sort of blind eye to what he does):
Before I forget, I should point out that in Mojo’s intro thread, 90% of what I said was staged and completely disingenuous The stuff that got the thread closed was, anyway.
