YOU ARE AN IDIOT! (scrolling sig rant again, now with bonus false info bitch!)

NOBODY READS THE FUCKING SCROLLING SIGS! NOBODY!!! You don’t understand, that nobody cares enough to read what you would have in your sig, cuz you have a scrolling sig, and scrolling sig users are morons, because they have scrolling sig, and nobody cares what somone that has a scrolling sig would put in their scrolling sigs enough to read the scrolling sigs! So whats the point in having them? They are esspeccially stupid, when the stuff in the sig, is a reasonable size! that you wouldnt even need a scrolling sig! those of you that have them, are the biggest fucking idiots I’ve ever known, and I hate you!

and also, people that put in the age box “immortal” or “soul: 54563446346dsfd years old, but body 14” YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY! it just pisses everyone off! there isn’t a point to it! god damn it! there isn’t a point! sobbing why? why must you suck so hard? why? wawahhhhhhh * curls up into a fetal position * fucking scrolling sig, nobody reads them… nobody… nobody… nobody…

and the gender thing isn’t better “last time I checked I have penis ahhaha” GAH! thats just stupid, why why why why?!!?!?

GAAAH! THIS HAS BEEN DONE A HUNDRED TIMES ALREADY! WHY WHY WHY?!

Just put the fucking state, or country even! nobody cares where you live! so why not just put the name of your village in the location box? instead of now disclosed?! and I don’t mean put “my house, dar har har” its not funny, or cute, or clever, its just makes me want to fucking find out where “under your bed” is so I can burn it to the fucking ground!

If you don’t like it, just turn sigs off.

You know, he’s right in one point. It’s pointless having the location and age boxes if almost nobody answers them seriously.

Charle, you could try ignoring it. It’s not as if your computer monitor is going to grow an arm and throttle you if you look at too many side boxes with different answers in them.

EDIT: I’m not TRYING to be funny, either.

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> We noticed. shot

But if people were to turn off scrolling, do you have any idea how long the sigs would be then?

<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Short. If they’re as big as they’re in the scrolling bit, I’m sure that mods and admins would get on their cases.

Originally posted by Charlemagne

and also, people that put in the age box “immortal” or “soul: 54563446346dsfd years old, but body 14” YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY! it just pisses everyone off! there isn’t a point to it! god damn it! there isn’t a point! sobbing why? why must you suck so hard? why? wawahhhhhhh * curls up into a fetal position * fucking scrolling sig, nobody reads them… nobody… nobody… nobody…

While I’m not as distressed over this issue as you are, yeah, I would like to point out that I think the market IS saturated here. I mean, the more people are doing it, the less funny it is.

I don’t care if people “Don’t take it seriously” or whatever, in fact, I’m usually one to encourage smart-ass replies, BUT, bear in mind, that an awful lot of people are using this very same smart-ass reply. So, like, it doesn’t stand out or have much impact, n’ stuff.

y age thigny was the first, but now it is overdone. Creative replies aren’t all that creative anymore.

Originally posted by Valkyrie Esker
y age thigny was the first, but now it is overdone. Creative replies aren’t all that creative anymore.
YOUR MOM isn’t all that creative anymore!

Just for an example

Originally posted by Xelopheris
[b]YOUR MOM isn’t all that creative anymore!

Just for an example [/b]

Neither is ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Nothing is original anymore. Everything is an extension of something that already was.

“NAKED LESBIAN TWINS!!!” was cool while it was orig too

Originally posted by Ren
“NAKED LESBIAN TWINS!!!” was cool while it was orig too

Not really. You weren’t really around when it was first used, but it was used over and over and over again until it made my fucking brain hurt. And when it was first used, it only brought a chuckle like “heh. kinda funny” type of thing. If I had known it was going to be a craze I surely would have beaten myself with a ball peen hammer.

Oh I can feel the angst today.

I turned signatures off years ago. Nice of you to remind me that they exist though.

The concept of originality died the day it was born. All you can do is to hope that your audience consists of ignorants.

I really don’t care, turn off the sigs and stop bitching.

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Is this original?