See, thats why you buy a small wussy type lap dog who can’t chew through anything. I loved my Weiner Dogs.
Weiner dogs suck. Big mutts are the best dogs… they’re usually the most friendly, and aren’t prone to disease as much as pure bred are.
My last dog Sadie, a Welsh Corgi really was a bitch. She was a hearding dog and if you moved whenever she didn’t want you too she would sink her teeth into your leg. Trust me, I got the jeans to prove it.
Dogs are dumb: Get yourself an animal who can see the difference between food and a PlayStation 2 controller. The lot of them are bastards too.
I don’t like dogs, can you tell?