Yet another retrospective: The Punisher

Note: I want to do a Spider-Man TV retrospective, like I did with the Hulk. However, I still have a lot of research to do, especially on the 1970s live action show, and don’t want to start something that’ll end up languishing like Absolution. (WHICH WILL BE UPDATED SOON, I FUCKING SWEAR!)

That being said, I’ll just do a quick retrospective on a comic character I love, but nobody else seems to: the Punisher.

hears everyone walk out

Okay…well, here we go anyway. And sorry for the crappiness of the first part; it’s hard to cover something that spans an ungodly number of different series and titles.


TABLE OF CONTENTS:

<b>Chapter 1: Origin, Early Appearances, and other Opening Stuff
Chapter 2: The first miniseries and ongoing series(es)
BONUS: The Greatest Crossover EVAR!!!
Chapter 3: Two failed relaunches: Punisher and Purgatory
Chapter 4: Punisher 2099: From “Huh” to “Guh!” in ten issues
Chapter 5: Marvel Knights Run: Welcome Back, Frank and Ongoing Series
Chapter 6: Marvel MAX and Punisher War Journal V2
Chapter 7: Other media appearances and closing thoughts</b>


<b>Chapter One: Opening Crap</b>

What is it about superheroes that make them so compelling? Is it simply the action, the massive fights with supervillains and other evil threats on a daily basis, that makes us (or at least, made us) buy their funny books? In most cases, no. It was everything else that truly drove the characters: their interactions within their fictional universes, the conflicts between living a normal life and heeding a higher call, the loss of friends and loved ones, the constant love triangles. All these things help define who a superhero is, and give writers a rich tablet of pieces to work with.

So, how can you make a character interesting if they have NONE of these? That’s where the Punisher falls in. Loved ones? All dead. Friends? Has none. Love triangle? Doesn’t even feel love anymore. Striving to uphold the law and justice? He has no respect for the former and embraces his own interpretation of the latter. Obviously, writing for someone like the Punisher can be a challenge in its own right.

That wasn’t the case when he was first created; in fact, he started as nothing more than a straight villain. The Punisher was created by Gerry Conway (the same guy that killed Gwen Stacy because Spider-Man couldn’t be allowed to be happy) as a piece of concept art, which was then turned into a full-fledged hired assassin in Amazing Spider-Man #129. Originally, he was paid by the Jackal (who was also introduced in the same issue) to kill Spider-Man as revenge for Gwen Stacy’s death. However, the Punisher found out Spider-Man wasn’t really a criminal, and instead turned on the Jackal. (Who then went on to create the Clone Saga, a storyline worse than the Infinite Crisis, Civil War, World War Hulk, and One More Day COMBINED AND MULTIPLIED TIMES FIFTEEN MILLION!)

Compared to other villains at the time, the Punisher was a noticeably more complex character. He almost exclusively targeted criminals and other villains, would use “mercy bullets” (rubber bullets) on regular goons, and got along (with one VERY noticeable exception) relatively well with the superhero community. That being said, his character slowly shifted from simply a vengeful murderer to an “eye for an eye” anti-hero.

There really isn’t a whole lot else to mention here; the Punisher’s early appearances were akin to “guest shots” more than actual important showcases of the character. The only real exception (one that would turn out to be important later) was his first meeting with Daredevil. Frank Miller was already turning the campy series into a serious force in the comic book community, and it was only a matter of time before the two vigilantes ran into each other. This set the stage for every single Punisher/Daredevil crossover; the two would fight over the same criminal, Daredevil will chastise Punisher for killing criminals, the Punisher will call Daredevil naïve, they fight, Daredevil kicks the Punisher’s ass, THE END.

Another interesting bit is that the Punisher’s origins were never really discussed in-depth. Spider-Man knew his family had been murdered, and his service in Vietnam was public knowledge, but there wasn’t any real dwelling on these events. The closest thing we ever got to a backstory was his relationship with a lame Spider-Man villain, Hitman. The two were war buddies in Nam, where Hitman saved Castle’s life. Years later, Hitman kidnapped J. Jonah Jameson for some terrorist group in some vaguely-defined plan to blow up the Statue of Liberty. Spidey and Punishey joined up and stopped the terrorists, but when both Hitman and Jameson were close to falling off the statue, the Punisher chose to save the bastard…and let Hitman fall to his unmourned death. Hurray.

Look, this has lost all focus, mostly because there just isn’t a lot to talk about here. Long story short, the Punisher became a popular character when he was introduced, to the point that most characters would get their own series. But Marvel was VERY leery of publishing any comic that seemingly advocated mass murder as an acceptable form of crime fighting. It would take a major cultural shift, a quick-and-dirty miniseries, and a lot of good luck to make the Punisher go from quick shots to an actual series.


There, part one’s done. Part two’s going to take a while, but it will get done.

I REALLY hope you cover the archie/punisher crossover.

Nice to see you doing another retrospective, d, even if the Punisher isn’t exactly my kind of hero. But I admit there’s much I don’t know about the character, so I hope I will learn something from reading this.

Don’t forget the mention the time when Puny was reinvented as a Demon Hunter (is that even in continuity? 0.o )

Second. I’ve still never actually read that one … XD

Thirded, and looking forward to the continuation regardless.

Val, Yar, GG: Yes, I will be covering “Archie Meets The Punisher.” Don’t worry, we’ll get there soon.

Wil: As far as I can tell, the Punisher’s demon-hunting days are in continuity. The first issue of the Marvel Knights run states that the Punisher gave it a shot, but didn’t like it. Say what you will about Garth Ennis, but at least he didn’t give that crap more than two yellow boxes of exposition.


<b>Part Two: Massive Success and Massive Decline</b>

The 1980s was a tumultuous time, both in comic books and in the US at large. With crime rates skyrocketing across the board, the public’s perception of what justice truly is and how it is best enforced was quickly beginning to change. In times like this, would someone like Superman or Batman be as effective as they were in the 1960s? That was the mindset leading into 1986, the year in question.

Steve Grant and Mike Zeck had previously approached Marvel about creating a Punisher miniseries. It made sense financially; after all, Punisher was still a popular figure, miniseries were still in vogue with comic fans, and it was time to test the waters with a potential new series. However, Marvel was still concerned about how publishing a comic with a serial killer as a protagonist would work out with parents, the media, and the people that could potentially sue them or shut them down. Eventually, they relented, allowing a four-issue miniseries with absolutely no publicity.

The first issue sold out almost immediately. Marvel knew they had a hit on their hands, and expanded the miniseries to five issues…without really telling the people writing and drawing the thing! Oh, Marvel, you and your wacky last-minute business decisions like cutting out the last ten pages of Civil War and altering the ending so that it made absolutely no sense whatsoever!

Anyway, the miniseries mostly involved the Punisher being busted out of jail by the Trust, a group that wanted to capture criminals, brainwash them into joining a “Punishment Squad,” and then have them emulate the Punisher and hunt down criminals. Meanwhile, the Punisher escapes from the Trust and claims to have killed the Kingpin, in hopes of causing a gang war that’ll wipe everyone out. However, as we all learned from other storylines like this, the Kingpin dying equals bad news for New York; the gang war gets out of control, and the Punisher is forced to GET THE GANGS TO HAVE PEACE AGAIN. After this fiasco, he then goes after the Trust, kills damn near everyone else involved in the storyline, and then leaves his love interest-turned-attempted murderer to fall to her death. What a happy miniseries!

The first series was also notable in introducing a more concerned and unsure Punisher. Instead of being a total hardass, he waxes about how his violent crusade has affected his life and others. He is able to see when things have gone too far, able to judge how to covertly handle every situation, and sets the limits of how far he would go in order to “punish” every criminal on the planet. To be fair, these are mostly concessions required to make a cold-blooded murderer into a somewhat sympathetic protagonist, but they also added much-needed character development, and helped lay the foundation for the next series.

The Punisher’s first ongoing series premiered in July 1987. In the beginning, it more or less continued what the miniseries had started, with Philosopher-Punisher and (by today’s standards) incredibly tame violence. In fact, many of the villains faced in the early issues commented on how “soft” Castle was becoming, with the Punisher frequently thinking about if he has lost track of his goals. However, Issue 4 would introduce a character so controversial amongst the fanbase that his very name draws up images of stupidity, illogicality, and general silliness:

Microchip.

Obviously, the Punisher wasn’t building all the guns and equipment he used; he purchased it from arms dealers. Microchip and his punk-reject son would sell the Punisher various weapons and gadgets, eventually becoming his most trusted dealers. A few issues after their introduction, the son was killed like the idiot he was, and Microchip formally joined Frank Castle’s war. He then moved from a simple arms dealer to fucking Q, inventing all sorts of impossibly advanced crap.

Probably the most notable piece of machinery was the Battle-Van. Created as the Punisher’s very own Batmobile, the Battle-Van was armed with hidden machine gun turrets, ejector seats, flame throwers, missile launchers, tazers, radar jammers, jetpacks, magnets, could be remote controlled, etc. Unfortunately, Micro never bothered to invent a thing called “armor;” the vans were destroyed in damn near every issue they appeared. Of course, Micro kept complaining about how much they cost to replace, but you’d think after the third or fourth time you’d get some armor plating or something!

Anydangway, despite Microchip’s introduction, the Punisher remained popular enough to get what everyone else was getting in the 90s: MULTIPLE RUNNING SERIES! The first of these was Punisher War Journal, introduced in November 1988, and this was soon followed by Punisher Magazine (November 1989), Punisher Armory (1990), and finally, Punisher War Zone (March 1992). So, in total, taking in every series appearing between the end of the first miniseries and the start of the 1995 relaunch, the Punisher had devoted himself to 251 issues across six series!

Of those, we’re just going to quickly go into War Zone and Armory. War Zone was more or less an out-of-continuity anthology of stories the writers didn’t think were good enough for the ongoing series but didn’t want to quite throw away. In others words, the whole thing stunk, from beginning to end. However, Punisher Armory was even worse; in fact, it barely qualified as a comic book. It was a bunch of splash pages of various guns, vehicles, and pieces of equipment, and the Punisher NARRATED how he used all these things. That’s it. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!

Imagine if you were a kid, and you plopped down two bucks or more for what you think is a Punisher comic, only to find out it’s just a guy TALKING for twenty pages! It’s the equivalent of one of those Indie movies the Mac nerds at Starbucks think are so cool and interesting.

Okay, angry raving aside, the Punisher’s series started strongly, but as time went on, cracks started to appear in its foundations. The biggest problem was resisting the urge to write the Punisher as a straightforward action movie cliché. The writers all failed that challenge after issue 40. Gradually, they started turning the Punisher into a one-line-throwing super-macho man, pulling off stunts too stupid for anyone to contemplate, tackling supernatural evils (like teaming up with Ghost Rider and Wolverine to take on Blackheart…ugh), and generally becoming dumber and goofier with every issue. Hell, he DYES HIS SKIN BLACK AND JOINS LUKE CAGE FOR A FEW ISSUES! Marvel, WHAT THE HELL?!

So, finally, with the series going to hell, Marvel decided to pull the plug with a pretty good closing story. Micro finally realizes Castle is going off the deep end and tries to get a new Punisher. Of course, Franky doesn’t take too kindly to that, and ends up in a shootout with his former partner. Then a rogue SHIELD agent teams up with Bullseye, kills Micro and the new Punisher, and then rigs up a trap that makes the old Punisher think he’s killed two innocent people. This, of course, causes the Punisher to nearly turn himself in to police…until he decides to go after the Kingpin. The thing ends with Punisher in SHIELD custody, where we will start Chapter 3 of this retrospective.

(And for those who noticed I never mentioned Jigsaw, the Punisher’s sworn arch-enemy, I’ll cover him later. Really, in a series like this, he’s little more than an incidental character.)

d: The things I have to say about Garth Ennis cannot be said in public :stuck_out_tongue: but I will admit I’m surprised he allowed the Demon Hunter stuff to remain in continuity (of course it may not have been his decision.) Not only it feels odd for the character, but it retcons Puny’s origin so that his family’s death was the result of a war between Angels and Demons, not just criminals. Huh? That’s not something you can just ignore afterwards! But you probably know more about that than I do, so I await your description of it.

I was always amazed at how many simultaneous titles Punisher got- and I suspected, apparently correctly, that it would cause him to suffer from the same “character inflation” that affected other uber-popular characters like Wolverine. Remember when Wolverine used to be just the X-Men’s feral member? Then he became an immortal ninja berzerker cum cold war Black Ops killer who knows everybody from Captain America to Nick Fury to Miss Marvel to Black Widow etc. from the start. One of these days they’ll have him kill Galactus too. :thud: This multiple series thing almost never works well in the end. And that Armory series has to be the worst spinoff I’ve ever heard of!

Wait. Microship was killed by a fake Punisher?? I heard he was killed by the actual one- for selling drugs on the side! Or is that out of continuity? Another thing I’d like explained.

I have got my own analysis on Puny’s morality (and his place in the Marvel Universe) BUT I’ll wait until you’re done to discuss it, I don’t want to derail your retrospective.

So anyway: thanks for the data, and looking forth to more! :slight_smile:

As I’ve said before, as I never got into comics when I was young, I find these very entertaining. Keep up the good work.

Ah… the Punisher. While my knowledge of comics is diminitive compared to some, I can appreciate this character, for some reason. Maybe because he is so out of the grove from the other specially powered heros, so different… but, I would love to know more about him, especially with his Reboot coming out soon.

Micro wasn’t killed by the fake Punisher; he was killed by the rogue SHIELD agent whose name I can’t care to remember right now. Ennis then brought him back in the beginning of the Marvel MAX run, and THEN killed him just like you heard. The fake Punisher was killed by Bullseye one issue later.

Note: MAX’s status in continuity, unlike the Marvel Knights run, is highly debatable. Of the issues known to be canon, Micro was last mentioned in the first issue of “Welcome Back, Frank.”

And sorry, but…I’m gonna delay the “Archie Meets the Punisher” retrospective a little bit. I really want to get these two HORRIBLE relaunches off my chest before too long.

CHAPTER 3: Failed Relaunches and LSD-Induced Trash

By the time the Punisher’s many titles were canceled, you would have thought Marvel would have decided to let the character rest a little, maybe making a few guest appearances before possibly getting another title. Unfortunately, Marvel subscribed to the same “shovel it on” crap that gets us a brand new Sonic the Hedgehog game every year and IMMEDIATELY started a relaunch.

Let’s take a look, shall we? Three series were canceled due to low sales and declining popularity, and yet they start planning a new series no later than five minutes after the news dropped? I mean, the Hulk had several years before he got his second series, and yet the Punisher gets another one within months?

Well, the mess started with a two-shot series, Double Edge. The first issue, Double Edge Alpha (August 1995) shows the Punisher still in SHIELD custody, now undergoing psychiatric evaluation and therapy courtesy of Doc Samson. Unfortunately, during a fairly successful regressive hypnosis session, yet another rogue SHIELD agent (man, there’s a lot of these guys!) sneaks in and implants the idea that NICK FURY KILLED THE PUNISHER’S FAMILY! Yes, let that sink in…

Needless to say, in the next issue, Double Edge Omega (October 1995), Puny escapes, and a madcap chase filled with explosions, shootouts, and LMD destruction ensues. Finally, the whole mess ends with Nick Fury seemingly killing the Punisher…only to get shot in the back by the real deal. Ghost Rider then arrives on the scene and uses his Penance Stare, not only breaking the hypnotic spell but also forcing Frank Castle to realize just how much grief and horror he’s caused. The now-catatonic Punisher is hauled away to face execution, Nick Fury’s body is given a proper burial, and the War on Crime seems to have come to an end.

(Note: Strangely, Nick Fury managed to stay dead for a good number of years before the one shot turned out to be a <i>very accurate</i> LMD. Um…yeah, Marvel, good job with that.)

So, the Punisher is in jail and facing certain execution. What better time to start the next series! Premiering in November 1995, the new title, simply called <u>Punisher</u>, starts with the Punisher being found not guilty for killing Nick Fury (due to insanity), but still found guilty for killing the two innocents in the park. Fortunately, just as the Punisher seems willing to accept execution, the baliff turns out to be BULLSEYE! (Again, WHAT THE HELL?!)

Now realizing he was not responsible for those murders, the Punisher is seemingly killed, only to be revived by a mob family. They wanted him to start working for them, in exchange for his life and revenge on Bullseye. Castle agrees, and breaks Bullseye’s hands FOR THE FOURTEENTH BILLIONTH TIME! After that, he becomes a “made man” in the Mafia, the same criminal organization he had spent much of his life trying to destroy.

To its credit, the title tried some new things with the character. Still reeling from the effects of the Penance Stare, Castle was more focused on finding another way to stop crime. To that end, he tried to reform the Mafia from the inside, moving their operations into legitimate businesses while also working to keep other groups like the Yakuza from moving in. Furthermore, Jigsaw’s character was also improved; he went from simply a guy whose face the Punisher had destroyed to being absolutely obsessed with being THE GUY to kill Castle. To that end, he killed the judge and prosecutor for the case, all while wearing a makeshift Punisher costume. However, once he found out the Punisher was still alive, and that he had killed those people for nothing, he went on the warpath once again.

The first ten-issue storyline ends with the family’s insane elderly leader allowing Jigsaw, Tombstone, and a collection of enemies the Punisher had made during the comic’s run attack his own compound, killing many of his enforcers and own family members. The Punisher barely survives, and after torturing the information out of Tombstone (before dumping him in the ocean), goes after Jigsaw. The battle ends with Jigsaw seemingly gunned down, but the mob bosses’ daughter (who had fallen in love with Castle) falling off a scaffold and shattering her spine. Realizing he’s lost yet another family, the Punisher leaves to find his purpose. And with that, all good things about the title end.

The rest is such bullcrap, I really don’t want to go into it. The Punisher gets a peripheral role in the Onslaught Saga, helping SHIELD take down a rampaging Sentinel. After that, he formally joins the organization (which is surprisingly forgiving, considering HE KILLED THEIR FUCKING LEADER) and helps stop yet another attempt to destroy Mutantkind, seemingly dying in the process. But, as it turns out, he survived, but now has total amnesia and is living in a church. He gets involved in yet another fight with a criminal mastermind, while the US military starts to actively hunt him down on the pretense that he’s technically a deserter, but for reasons that no doubt are far more sinister…

And that’s the end. No, really, the series lasted only 18 issues, and was canceled mid-storyline. In fact, the staff working on the comic didn’t know about its cancellation until only a short time before it was set to release, and thus couldn’t create a proper conclusion. Overall, <u>Punisher</u> wasn’t a total waste. The first ten issues were pretty involving, the artwork was pretty good consistently (although the Punisher looked far too large and muscular), and it was obvious there was a lot of emphasis on making the character likable again. However, the last eight issues were terrible, and the somewhat intriguing storyline was canceled and never concluded, despite plans and promises for an annual that would have done just that.


So, the Punisher’s been canceled again. The question is, why did he lose popularity? Was it because the market was oversaturated with him? Was it because the writing had grown progressively worse over the years? Was it because there was no real desire to allow him to grow as a character, or to allow him to have a consistent theme or supporting set?

No, you dolts! It was because he didn’t have SUPERPOWERS! So, let’s have him die and come back as an undead bringer of revelation and destruction!

…I don’t really have to go any farther on this, do I?

The Punisher: Purgatory is easily one of the dumbest things to have ever been conceived. Basically, the Punisher one day decided to kill himself. I don’t know why or how, but he did. BUT, then he was resurrected by angels (yes, ANGELS) in order to fight demons, who had taken the form of the old mob boss that murdered his family. AND THEN, it turns out his family was caught in the middle of a war between Heaven and Hell, DESPITE THE FACT THAT, PRIOR TO THIS, THEY HAD SIMPLY WALKED INTO A GANGLAND EXECUTION BY MISTAKE! THERE WAS NO OTHER FUCKING SIDE THERE; THERE WAS JUST THE GANGS!

So, in order to make the Punisher more palpable in the world of superheroes, they turned him into a supernatural dealer of punishment. He still went after regular criminals, but his main task was to take on demons with his newfound weapons and powers. He kills the boss demon, and then teams up with Wolverine in Wolverine/Punisher: Revelation, a miniseries that managed to surpass Purgatory in sheer stupidity and awfulness.

I don’t really have much to say, mostly because I read both series once, years ago, and don’t even want to THINK about them again. They are simply that bad. They are Amazons Attack, the Crisis on Infinite Earths, Civil War, the Clone Saga, and Marvel Zombies all rolled into one giant ball of crap, and then smashed into eight twenty-page funny books. Really, after something this stupid, is there any way to save the Punisher?

Well, yes, there was. And it would take a deranged lunatic known as Garth Ennis to make that dream a reality. But first, we’re taking a little side trip into another time, another universe, known only as Marvel 2099. Here, we shall meet Jake Gallows, the Punisher of the future, and watch as Marvel screws up a good idea yet again…

So, Microchip’s revival was never explained? In that case, the MAX Puni has to be out of continuity. Well, not necessarily- this is the Marvel Universe, after all. But being only human, it’s harder for Micro to “come back” unless his death was faked. Personally, I would be only too happy to keep P-MAX out of continuity, as it’s some of the most disgusting stuff I’ve seen in a Marvel comic. >:(

Geez, Punisher has been screwed as a character worse than even Wonder Woman! And at least Diana, being tied to mythological gods, can be more believably put through changes such as being brought back from the dead. But Puni has always been supposed to be “just a guy with guns” so all those revisions don’t make sense. By the Demons thing, you can tell Marvel had no idea what to do with him. And yet, they wouldn’t let him go, probably because back in the 90’s, Marvel was almost bankrupt, and they were desperate to hold on to anything that might have selling power.

Speaking of the Heaven/Hell thing, not only it is a break for Marvel tradition (they had a “No JudeoChristian characters” policy for decades) but it ties Frank to some stuff you can’t just “walk away from.” Are we going to assume demons go after everyone else BUT him now? And how would those revelations affect Frank? It’s one thing to go around killing if you think there’s no God. But when you KNOW for a fact there is, but he’s a uncaring dick…

Really, they should just had let those stories go to the same place Gwen Stacy’s children with the Green Goblin went to (eg, limbo) and forgot about it. As it stands, they’re gonna have to write a story explaining what happened afterwards someday.

Great job so far, d. Hey, don’t forget to mention “What if The Punisher killed the Marvel Universe?” You know your character has become overinflated when he’s just a guy with guns but manages to kill even the Fantastic Four. :stuck_out_tongue:

And now, Chapter 4.

<b>Chapter 4: The Punisher 2099</b>

The idea of a dystopic future has never really left the public consciousness. In a world were morals are seemingly on the decline, crime is on the rise, pollution is killing the environment, and the world is becoming more consumer-centered and controlled by corporations, are well all heading on the path towards scummy cities filled with nothing but crime and disgust, where humanity is but a shadow of what it’s capable of?

Oh, wait, we’re already there. But still, Marvel 2099 took several established Marvel characters, tweaked their origins, and transplanted them to a world that desperately needed heroes. The line launched with four titles: Ravager 2099 (focusing on an entirely new character), Spider-Man 2099 (the most successful of the product line), Doom 2099 (the first series to present Doom as a hero), and finally, the Punisher 2099.

In this future, the Punisher is Jake Gallows, a member of the Public Eye, the corrupt privatized police force that punishes criminal’s bank accounts. A sworn Thorite (a follower of the Church of Thor), Gallows was willing to follow the program, but after a lunatic murders his family (in this case, his mother, brother, and sister-in-law), he decides that Public Eye is too embroiled in corruption to really combat crime. Fortunately, he comes across Frank Castle’s old war journal (now in the police archives), where he urges someone to follow in his footsteps. Taking this to heart, Jake Gallows becomes the new Punisher.

The setting of Punisher 2099 had a huge impact on Gallows’ character, both in terms of his methods as well as motivations. Whereas Castle despised prisons and reform (he preferred to just kill every criminal he met), Gallows would often capture enemies and hold them in a makeshift prison underneath his house. He was also more willing to work for the people Public Eye missed, often trying to offer assistance when he could for the victims of HIS victims. Still, he was the Punisher, which meant he got to blow the crap out of a LOT of bad guys every issue.

Still, placing a barbaric character like the Punisher in a world where his actions actually make more sense should have been a great move. However, it turned out to be anything but, thanks to the same mismanagement and poor writing that has plagued our antihero/villain since his inception.

Gallows more or less functioned in the same manner as his mainstream counterpart: he relied mostly on firearms, with a cybernetic suit that gave him increased durability, strength, and agility (as opposed to Castle’s Kevlar suit), and was a competent (if not wholly successful) martial artist. He also used a face scrambler to protect his identity from cameras, which helped him keep his job with Public Eye. All this was courtesy of his OWN Microchip, Matt Axel.

The turning point for the series was when Gallows falls in love with a psychologist, to the point that he reveals his secret to her and plans to retire. However, the Fearmaster, a cult leader with the power to transform anything using his hand, finds and kills Gallows’ girlfriend (turning her to glass). This causes Punisher to go off the deep end for good. He joins up with the other heroes of the 2099 universe to destroy the floating city of Asgard (while also being forced to kill his old minister, who had been brainwashed into thinking <I>he</I> was actually Thor), but soon after begins simply killing criminals for the hell of it.

THIS is my main beef with the series; there is simply no clear transition from “trying to bring back justice” to “I get a hard-on from vaporizing bikers.” Matt Axel quits and rejoins several times, a female Punisher is introduced, the Punisher gets a talking motorcycle, etc., and yet, my main issue still stands with just HOW the Punisher was characterized yet AGAIN!

The shit really hits the bag when Doom takes over America. Yes, that really happened in the 2099 line; Doom takes control of the country from a fake Captain America, and begins to implement reforms meant to make the country more secure. One of these is dissolving Public Eye (just as they found out Jake Gallows is the Punisher), and making Gallows the “Minister of Punishment.” However, the minute he takes power, Gallows begins making up crimes just so he can kill more people. Matt Axel quits again, trying to turn his bike into a robot Punisher. However, before much can be made of this, the Apocalypse happens: satellites rain from the skies, destroying much of the order Doom had tried to bring about. Gallows ditches everyone and heads into space, hooking up with the female Punisher, and then plans to bring Punishment to the whole universe. Um…huh.

Fortunately, he is soon back on Earth, where he’s killed trying to save Doom from a bunch of spiders. Thank god.

The thing is, there’s NO TRANSITION, NO GRADUAL CORRUPTION. Gallows simply goes from being a sympathetic killer to a total nutball in a single issue. There was no reason for any of the things he did during the last few issues. I mean, I could probably stomach this if it happened over the course of the line, but NO! It just comes out of absolutely nowhere! Way to go, Marvel. You did it AGAIN!

Okay, that’s done. Next time, THE PUNISHER MEETS ARCHIE!

(For reals, this time.)

The whole 2099 line was a curious experiment: reinventing Marvel’s most popular characters in a cyberpunk setting. Since cyberpunk is by nature pessimistic, I was not interested at first, but some of the books were actually pretty good (Doom 2099, for example- but then, it was written by John Ostrander, one of the best comics writer ever- this guy could write “Little Lulu” and I would STILL buy it!) I passed on Punisher, though, which I see now was a good idea. Again, Marvel showed that back then, they had no idea what to do with Puni (and several other characters) and just tried whatever the next writer came up with. (DC is suffering that problem of late too.)

Er … in chapter 3 … what exactly does “LMD” stand for?

Life Model Decoy. Basically, it’s humanoid androids SHIELD uses whenever they want to avoid an immediate cop-out- I mean, losing someone valuable.

And now, for my horrible review of “Archie Meets the Punisher” or “The Punisher Meets Archie.” I just can’t really review something this awesome.


<b>SUPER SPECIAL BONUS CHAPTER: The Greatest Crossover EV0R!!!</b>

Archie Comics was founded back in 1939, under the title MLJ Comics. At first, it was a pretty generic comic book publisher in an era dominated by ultra-patriotic superheroes and Superman rip-offs. However, in 1941, MLJ published a small back-up character named “Archie” in several of its titles; the character and his surrounding cast became so popular that the whole company changed its name to “Archie Comics” five years later. Today, Archie has abandoned its superhero line (with the exception of the “why the fuck is this still running” Sonic the Hedgehog series) in favor of checkout stand-level comics about teenagers still acting like it’s the 1950s.

Now what does this have to do with the Punisher? Well, in 1994, our second-favorite psychopath was still enjoying the sweet taste of commercial success. Furthermore, intercompany crossovers had progressively become more in-vogue, starting back in the 1970s with the classic “Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man.” So, what do you do with this? Why, you have the Punisher cross over into Riverdale chasing a drug dealer, who happens to LOOK like a Hyde version of Archie!

And you know what? It actually worked!

A lot of the credit for the series’ success has to fall with the superb writing. Obviously, the Punisher had to be toned down quite a bit to fit into Archie’s archetypically good-natured universe. In this case, he had “lowered himself” to helping the government find a drug dealer, Red, in exchange for information that would help his war on crime. This meant he was more or less not allowed to kill anyone (although he damn near did so several times), but was otherwise allowed to bring in whatever other equipment he desired or required. Meanwhile, the “Red looks like Archie” plot point provided a perfect means for the two to meet, and for the entire Archie cast to good-heartedly screw up Punny and Micro’s hunt.

Probably the best scene of the crossover, and the one point that underlay the main theme of the crossover, was when Red takes Veronica to the prom (in a quintessential Archie plot, Ronny wants to make Archie jealous, so she takes THE FIRST GUY THAT HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HIM!). The Punisher, having rescued Archie from some thugs (and beat the shit out of a few cops that tried to arrest him), sneaks into the school as a chaperone. While he’s making his way to the gym, however, he sees the heart-shaped scratches on the walls, the general cleanliness and beauty of the lockers, and the sense of general innocence that pervades throughout Riverdale, and finally decides that this place is so special and different from the world he’s used to that he can’t let himself or anyone else ruin it. It’s this moment, more than anything else, which highlights how serious the staff took such a ridiculous concept.

Needless to say, trouble goes down, Veronica is kidnapped, Archie and the Punisher team up, and in a moment of second-grade slapstick, Archie screws up the Punisher’s chance to capture Red, but then causes him to get trapped in a warehouse filled with parade balloons (all shaped like Marvel and Archie characters). Red ends up snared on a rope and dragged into the atmosphere (although, in true Archie style, he miraculously survives), the Punisher is given a Riverdale letterman jacket, and he and Micro head off to their next destination: GOTHAM CITY!

(Note: Turns out, they DID go to Gotham City. The Punisher’s next two intercompany crossovers involved none other than Batman: the first was the god-awful “EXTREME!” Batman, and the second was the real deal, Bruce Wayne. The only thing really to note there is that, in the second crossover, Batman stops the Punisher from killing the Joker, and then proceeds to open a can of whoop-ass on a scale not seen again until Kal-L smashed Kal-El with a car.)

And with that, the best crossover ever is concluded. So, go get it. Now. Find it on ebay, download it off BitTorrent, I don’t care. Just get it.

Next time: The Punisher heads into the night…the MARVEL KNIGHTS!

Okay, this one is a LONG one. Sorry, but I just love this run. It’s easily my favorite Punisher series.


<b>Chapter 5: The Punisher is reborn: Marvel Knights</b>

By the beginning of the 21st century, the Punisher had been more or less forgotten. He had fallen so far that nothing short of a total lunatic with a hatred for superheroes and years of creating disturbing crap could bring him back. Fortunately, someone like that DID come along: Garth Ennis, creator or DC classics like, um, Hitman and Preacher.

Previously, Ennis had worked on a rag called “The Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe,” which was published as a special issue of Marvel’s “What If?” anthology series. In this universe, the Punisher was actually a cop, whose family was killed during a battle between superheroes and villains. When the heroes treat his loss as an “unavoidable casualty,” Castle responds by violently gunning down three of them. He’s sentenced to life, but is bailed out by an organization composed of victims of superhero battles. They want Castle to become the Punisher, to kill both superheroes and supervillains alike in revenge.

The rest of the issue deals with the Punisher hunting down various heroes and villains, killing them in typical gory fashion. He tazers Spider-Man and Venom before blowing their brains out with a shotgun, attaches a tracer to the Hulk so he can kill him as Bruce Banner, and blows away the Kingpin (which requires an entire belt of M15 ammo). After this, he procures weapons from the Kingpin’s armory, heads to Latavia, and kills Doctor Doom by damaging his mask with a mine before smashing his skull in with a sledgehammer. Now armed with Doom’s personal weaponry, he tricks the X-Men and Brotherhood into a final battle on a moon base, before killing both sides with a nuclear bomb. He impales Wolverine into a generator, shoots Captain America in the back of the head, and (off screen) kills the Avengers by sabotaging their teleporter, while also killing the Fantastic Four somehow. In the end, the only ones left are Daredevil and the Punisher. After a climatic showdown, the Punisher kills Daredevil, but also removes his mask, revealing Matt Murdock, his lawyer and friend. Finally realizing the heroes and villains he had killed were human beings, the Punisher commits suicide.

All told, this was a fairly unspectacular comic, and was rightfully ignored when it was released. (It became a cult favorite only after Ennis took on the Punisher full-time.) However, the comic did bring some new things to the table. First, the series was one of the first to address the impact of titanic battles on regular citizens, predating The Incredibles by nearly ten years. In fact, the crux of the story was that the heroes had no apologies for putting regular citizens in danger just so they could beat back some alien threat or whatnot. The Punisher was also made into a more human character; he knows what he’s doing is wrong the whole time (confessing such to Murdock shortly before their final battle), but feels helpless to stop it. When the same group that saved him tries to rope him into hunting forever (since mutants and superhumans will always be born), he guns down their leader without a second thought, tells everyone to leave him alone, and hints that Microchip (in this universe, he’s confined to a wheelchair after Doctor Octopus tore his legs off) should just “get a life.”

Now, prepare to ignore all of this, as Ennis decided to take the series in a very different direction.

The new Punisher miniseries (now often referred to as “Welcome Back, Frank”) premiered in 2000, and was the second Punisher series with the “Marvel Knights” tagline. (The first was the aforementioned “Purgatory.”) The series begins with the Punisher hunting down the three sons of Ma Gnucci, his latest target in his war on crime. From there, he fought against Ma and her hired guns several times, tricked Ma into a polar bear bit (where her limbs were torn off), fought the nearly indestructible Russian, and finally killed Ma Gnucci with some gasoline and hand grenades.

Meanwhile, the series also introduced several new supporting characters. The most immediate were the Punisher’s neighbors: “Spacker” Dave (a dweeb with almost his entire face pierced), Mr. Bumpo (a comically obese man that couldn’t even squeeze out of his apartment), and Joan the Mouse (an incredibly anxious and shy woman who often “baked too many cookies”). Also joining the cast was Detective Soap, the police department’s biggest loser and the one unfortunate enough to be saddled with the Punisher Task Force. He also had a partner, but I’ve forgotten her name at the moment, and she wasn’t really that important, so let’s go on.

The other important characters were three copycat vigilantes. The Holy was a fanatically homicidal Catholic priest (because if it’s Garth Ennis, all religion is evil and meant only to bring about people’s deaths) that killed whoever came in for confession. The Elite was a fascist white supremacist who wanted to keep his neighborhood “clean” of everyone that he thought might bring them down (including hot dog vendors and car thieves). And finally, Mr. Payback was a thug that targeted the heads of banks and corporations, claiming that they were responsible for the deaths of regular people thanks to their penny-pinching and outsourcing. All three band together over the stretch of the series, and plan on bringing the Punisher in as their leader. In the end, however, it turns out the Punisher DOESN’T want a bunch of amateurs and biased psychopaths copying him, and he very promptly kills them all.

The miniseries was a huge success, and a few months later, Marvel rolled out a new series, again under the Marvel Knights brand. A few months after killing Ma Gnucci, chopping the Russians’ head off, and killing the three vigilantes, the Punisher is still operating in New York. Meanwhile, Soap, having briefly blackmailed his way to the top, has been kicked back down to Detective, and as further humiliation, is placed back on the Punisher Task Force. Before he can kill himself, however, the Punisher convinces him to act as an “inside man,” giving him information about criminals and other potential targets. Meanwhile, the Russian returns, this time as an android (with a woman’s body…ugh), and nearly kills the Punisher before being pushed off the Empire State Building (with the unwilling assistance of Spider-Man). This leads to the Punisher infiltrating an island of mercenaries, led by General Kriegoff, who plans to drop a nuke on France. The Punisher eventually blows onto the plane with the nuke while it’s taking off, chains the bomb to a resurrected Russian, and then pushed both of them off, setting the nuke off on the island and killing all 2,000 people. THEN he goes to the person who hired Kriegoff to begin with, and gives him a warning to stay out of his way. (It’s never stated, but it’s heavily implied that the mysterious benefactor was George W. Bush.)

Obviously, with an opening like THAT, you know the action’s going to be nonstop. In fact, the series is more or less treated like a number of smaller storylines combined in a singular framework. Several storylines, such as Soap’s relationship with a hooker (which he destroys by sleeping with her daughter), a mob war the Punisher started, and Castle’s growing animosity with the superhero community, spread out across the whole series, while also clearly intertwining with what’s going on in the current issue. In fact, the tight editing of the series proved to be one of the most endearing elements, at least for me, and has made it infinitely re-readable.

In fact, I consider the main Marvel Knights run to be my favorite version of the Punisher. It’s not as full-blown disgusting and ridiculous as the MAX series, but takes the subject matter far more seriously than the original runs. Ennis may have a disgusting streak, but he is still a talented writer when he wants to be, as evidenced in “Do Not Fall in New York City,” my absolute favorite issue of the Punisher. In this case, a war buddy of Castle’s has a breakdown and murders his family right after a messy divorce, coupled with his business failing and his life generally collapsing. He drifts across New York City, killing a waitress for asking him to leave a diner, and nearly killing a family that was visiting the Statue of Liberty. Meanwhile, the Punisher manages to find him, and guns him down.

However, the Punisher’s motivation is far different than usual. He sees himself as <I>saving</I> his old friend; by killing him, he just becomes a victim of the Punisher’s homicidal rampage. If he was actually arrested, there would be book deals, televised court hearings, 24-hour news coverage, etc. As the Punisher puts it, “A man, his guts lay bare for the world to see.” Furthermore, throughout the issue, the Punisher monologues that the “New New York” is a front, that the old, uncaring, hateful New York City is still there, and that no one will catch you if you fall. And yet, the last splash panel has the Punisher holding his latest victim, muttering the words “I caught you.” It’s a surprisingly moving moment, one of the few times Ennis allows any sort of human element in the Punisher, and one that carries on in my memory when I think of the series.

One other notable trick of Ennis’ run was putting more emphasis on the supporting characters. In Ennis’ eyes, the Punisher was more or less a one-dimensional character; hence, instead of making the Punisher more developed, it’s better to flesh out the people he comes in contact with. In the three-part “Brotherhood” story, the Punisher is targeting a drug ring with connections to the police. However, rather than focus on the Punisher’s hunt, the issues focus on two cops that get involved in the scheme. One has actually started working for the dealers to pay off gambling debts, and the other is a wife-beater and alcoholic. In the end, both cops end up killing the top dealers and their main connection, but die themselves in the attempt. Despite being criminals themselves, they are buried as heroes. All the while, the Punisher watches the scene, unable to act because he’s not used to going against cops.

Although a modest success, the series had to end at some point. The last five issues dealt with the Punisher’s actions against the superhero community; in particular, against Daredevil, Spider-Man and Wolverine. He had previously placed Daredevil in a scenario where he would HAVE to kill the Punisher to stop him (Daredevil did try to shoot at him, but the gun had no firing pin, and Castle got his man anyway). Spider-Man had been used as a human shield during the Punisher’s fight with the reborn Russian. Wolverine had temporarily teamed up to deal with an army of midget gangsters (I am not making this up), but the Punisher ran him over with a streamroller immediately after. The three team up to bring down the Punisher.

Meanwhile, the Punisher learns about an underground auction, where an ultimate weapon is set to be sold. While trying to find the auction, one of his informants rats him out to the heroes. The Punisher escapes (thanks to some well-timed taunting and a cheeseburger), kills everyone at the auction, and steals the merchandise…an amnesiac Bruce Banner. After feeding Banner strange stew for several days, and barely surviving another run-in with the heroes, the Punisher’s plans come to fruition; he tricks the heroes into a warehouse, right after he beat Banner to the point of absolute rage. The Hulk soon smashes his way inside, sending Wolverine flying all the way to Philadelphia with one punch and smashing Daredevil into the sewers. Over the course of the final battle, Spider-Man is nearly beaten, Spacker Dave stupidly wanders in and is crushed by the Hulk, and the Punisher gets to talk down to Daredevil for once:

“You want to stop me from killing by sending me to prison. That’s stupid. Send me to jail and I’ll kill everyone I meet. There’s only one way you’ll ever stop me. If you can’t do it, then don’t waste my time.”

And so, the series ends. Soap tries and fails to capture the Punisher one last time before becoming a porn star, the heroes disband and go their separate ways, Dave is quadriplegic for life, and the Punisher ends the series by musing about how 9/11 destroyed everyone’s sense of innocence before doing what he does best: throwing his backstabbing informant off of the Empire State Building.
The Marvel Knights run managed to hit just the right balance for a Punisher series. Some things weren’t handled perfectly (I’d love to see the Punisher grow as a character, rather than be stuck forever as just another killer), but for the most part, everything worked out for the best. And with that, I have to end my positives, because I’m going to deal with the two current series.

One is a vastly overrated, incredibly graphic series not sold in stores.

The other is written by Matt Fraction…which is surprisingly a negative in this case.

OK, d: I was trying to wait until you were done, but you’ve reached the “No Way in Hell this in continuity” point of Puni’s career for me.

Seriously: Wolverine, Spider-Man and Daredevil, working together, can’t stop Punisher? Who, despite all his commando/police/whatever training is STILL JUST A GUY WITH GUNS? They should just retire at that point. No, that story was the writer (Ennis, right?) just stroking himself very hard. Oh, and Puni is wrong: if the superheroes REALLY wanted to stop him without killing him, there’s LOTS of ways they could do it, from giving hm amnesia to abandoning him in a desert planet to just breaking every bone in his body. (And just what is Ennis problem anyway? Is he mad that superheroes sell better than most of his stuff? If he hates comics so much why does he make a living writing them? Sorry, I just can’t stand the guy.)

So, in practice, there’s only TWO ways someone like the Punisher could get away with being active in the Marvel Universe: one, he sticks to killing low-profile criminals (to avoid calling attention from the heroes) and two, he strikes deals with certain heroes, the law and/or the government to be let loose in exchange for needed help (but that only works on a case-by-case basis.) And he’d BETTER not kill any innocent bystanders. (2000 people? Killed with a NUKE? NO FREAKIN’ WAY he’d get away with that. Not in Marvel.) Because if they really wanted to, the Avengers would have brought him down long ago. Think of all the assassins and serial killers they have captured through the years. Why is Puni any different?

OK, I understand that Punisher is a visceral-guts appeal character: many people enjoy fantasizing about murderous revenge, just as many enjoy more heroic fantasies. And Marvel will continue to print his adventures as long as they sell. All I’m saying is, they’d better keep the Ennis stuff in out-of-continuity stories, because his Punisher just doesn’t work in the “real” Marvel universe.

End of rant. :stuck_out_tongue:

There are a couple things I would like to point out:

  1. I didn’t really cover the whole last arc in detail. Basically, the first time they capture the Punisher, he tricks them into letting him have a cheeseburger before going to prison. While Dave is pestering Spider-Man and Daredevil for an autograph (he was stalking the Punisher so he could see some superheroes), he taunts Wolverine into trying to kill him. Spider-Man tries to stop Wolvey, Daredevil has to get between the two, and while they’re doing that, Punisher quietly pays his bill and slips out the back.

The second time, the Punisher lures them to the docks by torturing a generic thug to death (thereby alerting Daredevil’s improved senses). He then slips into a nearby warehouse and fires a rocket at Wolverine, blowing apart his lower body. When Spider-Man tries to rush the Punisher through an open window, he crashes through a fake floor, and Punisher tricks him into thinking that lifting his foot will cause a mound of C4 to go off. He then tries to use an ultrasonic emitter to stun Daredevil (this is how he beat him in the miniseries) but DD immediately rushes him and nearly beats him down for good. However, Punisher is able to tackle him out a window, dislocating both of his shoulders on the way down. He tells Daredevil to back off, and then leaves.

The third time pretty much happened as mentioned, with the Hulk taking everyone out. The only thing I forgot to mention was how Punisher stopped the Hulk: the stew was actually filled with plastic explosive, which the Punisher detonates. The explosion seriously damages the Hulk’s insides, forcing him to revert back to Banner to stop the pain.

As for other ways to stop him…he’ll find a way, no matter what. Dump him on a desert planet, and he’ll steal an alien ship and fly back. Break every bone in his body, and he’ll find someone to make him an Iron Man-like suit. The thing with the Punisher is, he’s more than a guy with guns: he’s damn near unstoppable. Unlike everyone else, his origins are fixed: he’s a Vietnam veteran with twelve years of combat experience prior to his vigilante days. From there, he’s had over thirty years of experience as a vigilante, commits himself only to finding the next criminal to punish, has an arsenal the size of a small country, and above all else, is just as committed to his own ideology as any superhero.

And they tried amnesia, too. Unfortunately, the series was canceled before that story could be concluded, but even then, he was still just as violent as ever. Memory or no memory, Frank Castle will always be the Punisher at heart.

  1. The 2,000 people the Punisher killed were considered all criminals. Kriegoff’s island was populated by hired mercenaries and killers, effectively giving him an entire nation. Yes, that was definitely overkill, but it’s the Punisher, not a superhero.

  2. The reason Puni is different from the other foes the Avengers face is, as mentioned previously, he’s committed to something. He believes in justice, but has no love for what he sees as a corrupt system. Instead, he strikes out to “make the world sane” by dispensing immediate punishment for every misdeed. Is he correct? No. But is he just a random killer? No, of course not. He has a cause, and the years of military training to back it up. Most superheroes are just regular guys that got powers somehow. Even Wolverine’s become kind of a wimp over the years (not just in Ennis’ works), relying more on his healing factor than his training in the Canadian military.

And that’s my two cents.

Daredevil has to get between the two, and while they’re doing that, Punisher quietly pays his bill and slips out the back.
And two guys with superhuman senses didn’t notice because they were too busy arguing. Right.

fires a rocket at Wolverine, blowing apart his lower body.

That would’ve killed him. Wolverine heals well, but he isn’t immortal.

Spider-Man tries to rush the Punisher through an open window, he crashes through a fake floor
That his Spider-Sense didn’t warn him of because…?

Punisher tricks him into thinking that lifting his foot will cause a mound of C4 to go off.
Which his Spider-Sense would have detected (by NOT going off.)

dislocating both of his shoulders on the way down.

How conveeenient.

The explosion seriously damages the Hulk’s insides, forcing him to revert back to Banner to stop the pain.
Again, that would’ve killed him, since Hulk regenerates, but Banner doesn’t.

As for other ways to stop him…he’ll find a way, no matter what.
Yeah, but only because the writers keep giving him the chances. He has no powers or skills that would allow him to escape the solutions I mentioned on his own. Admiring him for coming back is like admiring Aunt May for STILL being alive.

he’s damn near unstoppable.
Actually, Spider-Man can flatten him- With. One. Punch. Did you know Spidey can lift 10 ten tons? He’s just holding back most of the time. Frank is HUMAN, d. Sheer badassness and popularity DON’T make you invincible. Besides, what about the badassness and skill and experience of MARVEL’S THREE BIGGEST CRIMEFIGHTERS? They just forget it all for one story? No. Sorry. It makes no sense, and I’m not giving it to Ennis. Tell him to check his facts better next time. Sends the story to sit next to Spidey’s revised origin

He has a cause,
No he doesn’t. This is the part that REALLY kills the character for me. He’s insane. That’s NOT my opinion: it was stated in a story (possibly an Ennis one) that Frank eventually admitted to himself, that he’s not avenging his family or fighting crime anymore. He’s killing because he has to vent his anger. And he knows he’ll never stop. He’s now a serial killer. His behavior in Civil war certainly seemed to prove it (though I hear that was explained away, but not how.)

I’m not saying Punisher can’t work as a Marvel character. But he needs to a) have his personality and mission reestablished so he’s not just a serial killer, and b) he has to deal with the fact that he must avoid superheroes, or he’ll go the way of Foolkiller, Scourge, Zodiac and all the other killers they’ve brought down over the years.