# Yesssss!!!!!

**URL:** <https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076>\
**Category:** RPGC Main Forum\
**Created:** [June 5, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076 "2003-06-05T19:53:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Charlemagne](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/charlemagne/32/17_2.png) [@Charlemagne](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Charlemagne)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/1 "2003-06-05T19:53:10Z")

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We’ve finally caught Martha Stewart.

Thats right, she may go to prison for up to 30 years!

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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**Author:** ![Kraken](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kraken](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Kraken)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/2 "2003-06-05T19:55:08Z")

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She’s got a lot of money; if O.J. can walk, so can she.

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**Author:** ![Valkyrie\_Esker](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/valkyrie_esker/32/51_2.png) [@Valkyrie\_Esker](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Valkyrie_Esker)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/3 "2003-06-05T19:57:19Z")

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![](http://www.rpgclassics.com/~hideout/sprites/images/valkyrie/valstand.gif)She’ll probably make a lifelike dummy of herself out of pinecones and cornhusks, then escape through the tunnel she made.

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**Author:** ![Xelopheris](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/x/b5a626/32.png) [@Xelopheris](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Xelopheris)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/4 "2003-06-05T19:57:24Z")

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O.J. Got out in Criminal, Kraken, but he got caught in Civil (I believe).

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**Author:** ![Kraken](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kraken](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Kraken)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/5 "2003-06-05T19:58:26Z")

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All that means is that Stewart won’t have to dodge a criminal conviction first.

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**Author:** ![RoguePaladinTrian](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/roguepaladintrian/32/14_2.png) [@RoguePaladinTrian](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/RoguePaladinTrian)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/6 "2003-06-05T20:54:10Z")

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This is BS. The Enron folks need to go to the slammer first.

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**Author:** ![X\_countryguy](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/x/57b2e6/32.png) [@X\_countryguy](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/X_countryguy)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/7 "2003-06-05T21:17:19Z")

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> Originally posted by RoguePaladinTrian   
> This is BS. The Enron folks need to go to the slammer first.

Indeed.

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**Author:** ![Chris-chris](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/3da27b/32.png) [@Chris-chris](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Chris-chris)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/8 "2003-06-05T22:26:12Z")

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I don’t really pay attention to this kind of stuff. I don’t really care either. All I think is that if she has done a bad crime then get her ass in jail.😛 :fungah:

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**Author:** ![GG\_Crono](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/gg_crono/32/56_2.png) [@GG\_Crono](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/GG_Crono)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/9 "2003-06-05T22:40:19Z")

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I don’t really follow this stuff either…but I always thought that there was SOMETHING evil about Martha… :o

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**Author:** ![Kagato\_Toujou](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/kagato_toujou/32/37_2.png) [@Kagato\_Toujou](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Kagato_Toujou)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/10 "2003-06-06T00:49:24Z")

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Are they going to take her show off the airwaves is the question I’m asking.

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**Author:** ![Igatona](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Igatona](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Igatona)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/11 "2003-06-06T07:53:05Z")

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If she gets convicted, yes.

Meanwhile, they’ll pull reruns out of their asses, and if she doesn’t get convicted, she’ll get her show back. What did she do anyway?

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**Author:** ![The\_Wizardmaster](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@The\_Wizardmaster](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/The_Wizardmaster)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:51am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/12 "2003-06-06T08:51:28Z")

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She had insider information that a stock of hers was going down, so she sold it before she would have lost money. Enron if I remember corectly.

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**Author:** ![Jango](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/51bf81/32.png) [@Jango](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Jango)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 8:54am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/13 "2003-06-06T08:54:02Z")

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Meh, I believe her excuse was that she had instructed her buyer/seller type person to sell if it hit a certain low. That is a load of bullcaca.

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**Author:** ![Genericangstyposter](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@Genericangstyposter](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Genericangstyposter)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 10:09am UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/14 "2003-06-06T10:09:03Z")

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I bet you that if Martha Stewart was a man, she would have gotten away with this- just like ALL the businesssmen.

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**Author:** ![Jing](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@Jing](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Jing)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/15 "2003-06-06T12:34:04Z")

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_looks very confused and realizes why it’s a good thing to watch the news_

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**Author:** ![Phoenix\_Valkyrie](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Phoenix\_Valkyrie](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Phoenix_Valkyrie)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/16 "2003-06-06T13:05:14Z")

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She probably won’t get convicted, but think about how damaged her reputation will be…

:o

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**Author:** ![Heaven\_s\_Soldier](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/heaven_s_soldier/32/65_2.png) [@Heaven\_s\_Soldier](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Heaven_s_Soldier)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/17 "2003-06-06T13:43:20Z")

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> Originally posted by Jing   
> _looks very confused and realizes why it’s a good thing to watch the news_

Exactly what I was just thinking!!:hyperven:

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**Author:** ![Evangelion](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Evangelion](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Evangelion)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/18 "2003-06-06T14:36:03Z")

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Hopefully these court cases will knock some sense into the woman and she’ll cease most of the irrelavent shit she comes up with nowadays.

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**Author:** ![Kaiser](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/kaiser/32/25_2.png) [@Kaiser](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Kaiser)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/yesssss/1076/19 "2003-06-06T16:18:13Z")

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Thank God this menace to our righteous and upstanding society has been removed from the public. I can walk down the streets at night feeling safer than before knowing that Martha Stewart has been arrested for her heinous crimes against humanity…

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RPT: Well, you know how it works with white collar crime in our fair nation: The more money you steal, the less criminal it is. Since Martha didn’t take it to the extreme degree that the Enronites did, she’s busted. They aren’t.

See, if you steal a ridiculously high ammount of money, you can shell out a bunch of it as bribes to key players, and be safe to enjoy the ill-gotten remainder.