Was really hilarious and I am so glad I went to see it instead of going to see Terminator: Salvation like I was going to.
Michael Cera (Sp?) always makes me laugh with his awkwardness, and his love interest in the movie had amazingly complimentary awkwardness.
Anyone else seen this yet?
This thread is still about Year One and not Vagina Dentata
Looks fun.
So, is being pregnant like being the Hulk? Do you have super powers?
The closest I ever came to taking care of a baby was bottle-feeding abandoned kittens. What’s it like?
I have the powers to barf almost at will? Oh, I can get really angry for no reason. So like, Hulk Mad 'cept its Kasey Mad! and you have to run for your life from me.
I get a lot of attention from people, 'specially when I hit the gigantic-whale-person stage at about six months.They like to try to touch me, which I do not allow. Ew. Its mostly hugely uncomfortable and a long ass wait.
But, its also exciting and you get a baby at the end. Which is great. 'Specially if this one is like my son Theodore, who is awesome with a capital AWESOME ;p
Taking care of a baby is like having a little human friend that can’t do anything for itself and needs constant attention and you can never ever leave alone. But, it slowly gets cuter and more fun to play with. Then eventually it goes to school and you’re pretty free again.
You bottle fed kittens? I <3 Kittens. I would want to do that! I’d have to learn how to make a bottle, and what the hell kittens drink. Is there kitten formula?
Goat’s Milk and honey, microwave until warm, stir gently, test, put in bottle and feed. You gotta be careful with them, they don’t like to be cradled or held upside-down, so you have to let them huddle next to you and drink. Imagine how a mother cat would feed her kittens, and you get the idea. I just used a really small bottle with a really small nipple. We had to cut the nipple wider to get it to flow.
It was kinda sad. My mom tried normal (Cow) milk and corn syrup, and two of them died. They just didn’t poop and we found them one morning.
EDIT
Don’t go excessive on the honey either. One Teaspoon per cup of milk is fine.
Oh, thats sad 
My cat Sly was only 3 weeks when we got him (the owner of his mom lied about his age) and my mom had to bottle feed him, but I didnt remember what she used.
It worked tho, he’s 14 now.
I wish I had the ability to projectile vomit at will.
I’m pulled over by a cop, and I ask him how much the ticket is. He starts to tell me and vomit spews out my mouth into his face, like the firehose in UHF.
I’m at the alter, and the priest finishes his part. I take a long look at the bride, and then…
I’m late to work, and my boss calls me into his office…
I meet an army recruiter…
I see a guy shaking hands in a crowd, and I realize he’s running for public office…
Imagine all the things you could do. :mwahaha:
Dude, totally get pregnant. It’s awesome that way. I could vomit just about at will for seven months of my last go at it.
Eat colored candy! Get creative with it!
Could you loan me you vagina and uterus?
Right about now, I would. Have fun birthing!
Thread is now about vagina dentata. What would you do if you had some?
I would have to see a doctor specializing on obstetrics AND dentistry, is what i’d do.
I wonder what the braces would look like?
Hmm… I’d probably get Invisalign
does it seem to anyone else that michael cera can only play one character?
Hi, I’m Kevin Costner.
Welcome to acting in the 21st century
I take that back, because I just remembered Mr. Brooks.
Yes.
He doesn’t play any characters. He actually is George Michael Bluth. Which is what he plays in every movie.
omg, get a bunch of red licorice, or other equally red food. You get the idea. ;b