Would you boink charlemagne?


I’d boink Louis the Pious.

Be sure to use a Panzerfaust.

<But probably not.>

No. I am already boinking every night with a handsome tall dark man… Not really.

what? you’d boink Sin, Merl, CH, TD, Epic, 984, SG AND Weiila! but not me? why not? I’m really hurt.