How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

I’m serious… how much??


As much as his current MP would allow.

You guys are retarded

Why is this relevent?

My friend Alex always says in response to that, that the true question is this:

How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?

That’s got to be one of the greatest responses to anything in FFC history. Well done.

Any amount until his hatch breaks.

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


Edit: I agree with Sorc; that was a good one, Miltank.