# Woman Gets 10 Years for McDonald's Mayo Spat

**URL:** <https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382>\
**Category:** RPGC Main Forum\
**Created:** [December 5, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382 "2003-12-05T12:01:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jakanden](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@Jakanden](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Jakanden)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/1 "2003-12-05T12:01:01Z")

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[http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031205/od\_nm/hamburger\_dc](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031205/od_nm/hamburger_dc)

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**Author:** ![OmegaflareX](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/o/e9c0ed/32.png) [@OmegaflareX](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/OmegaflareX)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/2 "2003-12-05T12:15:58Z")

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If anyone needs anger management, it’s that woman.

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**Author:** ![demigod](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@demigod](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/demigod)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 12:23pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/3 "2003-12-05T12:23:30Z")

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> Nolan testified that she was putting ketchup on her cheeseburger when she accidentally struck Jenkins.

“I wasn’t trying to run her over; I was just paying attention to my fast food while the car was in motion.”

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**Author:** ![Nebagram](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/nebagram/32/52_2.png) [@Nebagram](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Nebagram)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/4 "2003-12-05T13:24:05Z")

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A generation of Harry Enfield fans will take great delight from the fact that she actually is called “Waynetta” :mwahaha: and that that takes the piss beyond anything ever before seen… :thud:

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**Author:** ![X\_countryguy](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/x/57b2e6/32.png) [@X\_countryguy](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/X_countryguy)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/5 "2003-12-05T13:24:46Z")

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Dar… \>\_\<

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**Author:** ![Nightblade](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nightblade](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Nightblade)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/6 "2003-12-05T13:33:11Z")

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That’s the funniest thing I have read all week.

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**Author:** ![Nulani](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/nulani/32/41_2.png) [@Nulani](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Nulani)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/7 "2003-12-05T14:41:11Z")

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Someone should start meditating, and aquire some patience and tolerance.

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**Author:** ![Jakanden](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@Jakanden](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Jakanden)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/8 "2003-12-05T14:45:20Z")

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> Originally posted by Nulani   
> Someone should start meditating, and aquire some patience and tolerance.

Well she has 10 years to practice =)

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**Author:** ![d\_Galloway](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/d_galloway/32/24_2.png) [@d\_Galloway](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/d_Galloway)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/9 "2003-12-05T15:35:11Z")

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Oh, great. Now people will say that fast food turns you into a homicidal maniac. I already get enough flack about my love for McDonalds without having to throw in “evil psycopath”.

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**Author:** ![Ryuujin](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/r/bc8723/32.png) [@Ryuujin](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Ryuujin)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/10 "2003-12-05T15:43:04Z")

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This makes me glad the store I manage lacks a drive-thru.

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**Author:** ![Sinistral](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/sinistral/32/6_2.png) [@Sinistral](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Sinistral)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/11 "2003-12-05T15:44:01Z")

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I didn’t even know they had mayo at mcds

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**Author:** ![BlueMageOne](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@BlueMageOne](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/BlueMageOne)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/12 "2003-12-05T15:58:33Z")

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I didn’t know you could ask for custom food at McDonalds

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**Author:** ![Gizamaluke](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Gizamaluke](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Gizamaluke)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/13 "2003-12-05T17:11:49Z")

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And the world has reached a new low.

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**Author:** ![Mastermune](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/mastermune/32/78_2.png) [@Mastermune](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Mastermune)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/14 "2003-12-05T18:54:06Z")

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:thud: If she does this just for mayo a wonder what would happen to the person who plays a prank on her

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**Author:** ![Gizamaluke](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Gizamaluke](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Gizamaluke)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/15 "2003-12-05T18:56:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Mastermune   
> :thud: If she does this just for mayo a wonder what would happen to the person who plays a prank on her

Can someone say…  
SERIAL MOM!

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**Author:** ![BahamutXero](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/bahamutxero/32/55_2.png) [@BahamutXero](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/BahamutXero)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/16 "2003-12-05T19:04:37Z")

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_Points to quote in sig_

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**Author:** ![Genericangstyposter](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@Genericangstyposter](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Genericangstyposter)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/17 "2003-12-05T19:10:11Z")

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> Originally posted by BahamutXero   
> _Points to quote in sig_

But, in this case, the quote does not apply. This is a singular person, not people.

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**Author:** ![BahamutXero](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/user_avatar/discourse.rpgclassics.com/bahamutxero/32/55_2.png) [@BahamutXero](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/BahamutXero)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/18 "2003-12-05T19:13:45Z")

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I use that quote to explain why people do stupid things like run over somebody because she wanted mayo.

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Paladin](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dark\_Paladin](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Dark_Paladin)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/19 "2003-12-05T19:24:34Z")

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> Originally posted by Gizamaluke   
> And the world has reached a new low.

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**Author:** ![Darkil](https://discourse-cdn.rpgclassics.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Darkil](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/u/Darkil)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://discourse.rpgclassics.com/t/woman-gets-10-years-for-mcdonalds-mayo-spat/5382/20 "2003-12-05T20:03:21Z")

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In spite of everything, at least she’s realizing that you can’t fly off the handle because you don’t get what you want. Maybe 10 years in prison will allow her to reflect on that.

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