(OOC: Sorry about the delay, I tried changing my Email on the boards and had to wait for approval before I could post again. Anyway, on with the story!)
Suddenly, CC spoke out, interrupting Wil:
“HEY! I know who you’re talking about! It was SUPER MARIO, right???”
“Oh, you know about him?”
“Of course!! Even in my home world, we have heard the tales of the Hero of the Mushroom World!! You met him??”
“Indeed I did. My first adventures were in the Mushroom World.”
“Oh! What a great honor!”
Again, Wil couldn’t help but giggle a little.
“…Did I say something funny?”
“Oh, no no, CC! It’s just that- well, around these parts, Mario doesn’t get much respect.”
“Eh? Why not?”
“Well, the other members of RPGC are used to fighting monsters far, far worse than the ones in Mushroom World. They don’t think that Mario has had it that hard. They’re wrong, of course; Maybe to them -and to me now, as well- the menaces he fights are easy, But to normal humans, they’re still deadly. Trust me, when I first came to the Mushroom World, I was almost killed by its monsters several times! Mario doesn’t have access to the weapons or spells we do; still, he never ceases to fight to protect his people. From him I learned that, it’s not the size of the menace you fight, but your willingness to fight it, that makes you a hero.”
“I agree with you. Now tell me about Mario!!”
“He he, OK. Well, as I told you, I followed the two strange plumbers out of curiosity into the huge pipe. When I finally came out of the dark tube, I found myself in a strange land covered with mushrooms the size of beach umbrellas! It was then that Mario and Luigi noticed me…”
And as WM told the story, the past began to flash before his eyes…
“M-M-MARIO!! Some kid followed us!!”
“Mamma mia! We shoulda been more careful!!”
“What’s going on here?” the young Wil asked. “Where is this place? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???”
“Now now, don’t be scared, we can explain” Mario said, trying to calm down the strange kid.
“I’m NOT scared!” he stubbornly insisted. " I want to know what’s going on!"
“Listen, Kid” Luigi interrupted, “I-I’ts’a better if you g-go back home now. T-there’s monsters here!!”
“Look, whoever you are, if there are going to be monsters slipping into my neighborhood, I think I have a right to know about it!”
“…I guess he has a Point” Mario conceded. “Besides, this kid’s got spunk! I like him!”
“Mario! You’re not thinking of taking this kid with us, are you??”
" Don’t be such a worrywart, Luigi!" Then, to Wil: “Sorry, Kid, didn’t mean to be, well, mean! My name’s Mario, what’s yours?”
“…I don’t know if I should tell you.”
“Ha ha ha! Smart kid! Well, I guess we shoulda explain things first, eh? Ok, this is what it’s going on. We are in the Mushroom World, which is- well- another world.”
“…You mean… in another DIMENSION?”
“Oh, you know about such stuff!” Mario said, surprised.
“I read a lot” the young Wil said. “But… I never expected such things to be real!”
“Well, it’s v-very real, trust me!!” Luigi interjected.
“My brother, Luigi, and I, we worked as plumbers in Brooklyn. One day, we noticed these weird things coming out of some large, long-unused pipes. So, we decided to find out where they were coming from”
“You mean, YOU decided to find out, and dragged poor little me along!!” Luigi protested.
“Oh, shut up, you’ve enjoyed your time here too!” Mario retorted. “Anyway, we found this world at the other end of the pipes-”
“Why?” Wil interrupted, “I mean, how do these pipes work?”
Mario was thoughtful for a moment. “…You know, we aren’t sure. I think one sage-type guy explained it to us once, but I didn’t understand him well, to be honest. Somethin’ about dimensional portals…”
“Holes in time/space?” Wil asked.
“Yeah! Something like that!” Mario stated. “Whoa, you read about that too?”
“Yeah…in SCIENCE FICTION books!”
“Hey, can you explain it to us??” Luigi asked.
“What do you think I am, a rocket scientist? All I know is, sometimes, reality breaks, forming holes called portals that allow people and things to slip from one world to another… or at least, that’s what it said in one Star Trek novel I read once.”
“Hmm… and why would that happen in a pipe?” Mario asked.
“Well, the book said, portals need something to act as a frame, so any hole, such as a doorway, can do.”
“Anyway” Mario continued explaining, “Luigi and I found this wonderful world-”
“Which is full of m-m-monsters!!” Luigi stammered.
“-AND nice little people who needed help to deal with them” Mario continued, annoyed at Luigi. “Mamma mia! There’s even beautiful princesses to rescue here!”
“…Really?” Wil asked.
“A-ha!” Mario said, smiling, “you got it too, don’t you?”
“Got WHAT?” Wil asked, suspiciously.
“THE ADVENTURER’S SPIRIT!!” Mario said triumphantly. “Like me an’ Luigi!! Not many kids woulda followed two strangers into a pipe full of monsters, now would they?”
Wil stopped to think about it.
“Admit it, kid! You feel it too, don’t you? The call to adventure! The desire to see new worlds, to take risks, to not live a boring life!!”
“…Well… maybe…”
Throwing an arm around Wil, Mario continued preaching: “Come with us, kid!! We’ll show you the wonders of the universe, and more importantly, how to survive them!!”
“And i-if you find them t-too scary, we’ll show you how to r-run away from them, too” Luigi added, pissing Mario off even more.
Wil hesiated for several long seconds… but in the end, his curiosity won over.
“Okay… I’ll go along. But, I see anything TOO dangerous, and I’m outta here.”
“That’sa the spirit!!” Mario said proudly, then guided the kid -and the reluctant Luigi- deeper into the forest of giant mushrooms…
(To be continued.)