Wilfredo's 4000th Post thread!

Ok, folks- this is post 3,999, which means my next post will contain the answers! So, if you still have questions about anything, even The Meaning Of Life, The Universe And Everything (hint: it’s my age! :wink: post them now! I’ll be back tonight!!!

What’s the cure for a numb heart that refuses to feel?

Why is it you refuse to read Belkar’s dialogue, even though doing so detracts from the story the author is trying to tell? This is something I have trouble figuring out. I dislike Belkar as well, just as I disliked Miko, but he introduces an interesting dynamic to the group.

How come you type EVERYTHING like this?

What, if anything, is the meaning or purpose of [STRIKE]existence[/STRIKE] question?

Is not all that we have [STRIKE]existing[/STRIKE] questioned?

If there is an answer to a question, does that not just make the question another way of saying the answer, sort of like in Jeopardy?

Or is it still a question because not everyone can grasp the answer or know the answer?

And if there is no single answer to a question which all can grasp or know, then why question?

Surely, there must be an answer

Tell us more about your life outside of the agora? :slight_smile:

Why is the offer not valid in Hawaii, Puerto Rico, or Guam?

Ok, time to ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS!!! :hyperven:

who is the hotter jailbait miley cyrus or miley cyrus?

Er… Miley Cirus?

Whyfore you toss Taz into yon cold, cold pond?

Verily, tis’ the endangerment for my life presented, that I threw said noisily spinning beast in the wintry pond to, hopefully, have it freeze to helplessness.

What would be the outcome of Red Son vs. Superman encounter?

Assuming you mean Red Son as in the Superman from an Alternate Reality where he was raised in Russia rather than America: I give it to regular Supes. Red Son might be more ruthless, but he never had the years of experience fighting everything up to and including Cosmic Beings that Superman did.

Who do you think would win in a battle between Batman and Wolverine? Why?
Batman, for similar reasons to Red Son/Superman: more experience. Sure, Wolverine is a hundred years old (and an X-Man) but he’s used to fighting by berserking and slashing, rarely thinking or using his ninja skills. Batman is not only the first or second best hand-to-hand fighter in the world, he constantly thinks how to win, both before and during battle. Really, the ONLY way Logan could beat Batman is if he took him totally by surprise- and that’d be VERY hard to pull.

What’s your favorite book? Why? What’s your favorite movie, and why?
Short answer: Look to the left.

Long answer: Incarnations of Immortality did a lot of stuff I’d never seen before, especially regarding mythology and morality. Not perfect, but still very, very good. I also haven’t read novels regularly since the 80s…

And The Incredibles? It’s Pixar, it’s about superheroes, it’s got a GREAT “James Bond” soundtrack and a surprisingly dark plot. I must’ve seen it half a dozen times by now! To put it simply, IT ROCKS.

Would you opt for colouring books to be a mandatory experience/skill for registering for these here forums?

Nah. But having a sense of humor should be. :wink:

Would you say that Lex Luthor prefers to stay within the lines of a coloring book or use the correct colors or not?

And would you say that Dr. Doom prefers coloring books or connect the dots?

Luthor would get himself elected Class President and then force everyone to ONLY color things Green and Purple.

Doom would not care much about art styles AS LONG AS THEY DEPICT ONLY HIM, and WELL, and ONLY IN TRIUMPH OVER THE HATED RICHAAAAARDS!!!

Have you ever really wanted to rape someone

Er… Miley Cirus?

ALSO: Why do you think Hades changed his avatar to a chick with a dildo?
To piss off Mojo.

Who says the following:

<<Молодой крокодил хочет завести себе друзей>> точка

A person who speaks Russian.

Is is still gay if you beat them up afterwards?

Yes. Violence does not cure homosexuality.

Why am I the only one who asked about happy Soviet clay animation?

You’re the only one here who knows it (except Seifer).

Where’s the beef?

In the freezer.

Catgirls or Elves?

Catgirls!

Ninjas or Pirates?

Ninjas!

What is your favourite dish?

I have this beautiful ivory plate engraved with blue flow- oh you mean what I like to eat? :stuck_out_tongue: Pork chops. Well fried. :slight_smile:

Who is Spain?

A character in “Axis Powers Hetalia”.

Why is Hitler?

Because killing him would cause World War Two to turn out even worse.

When is right?

When not wrong.

Where was that stooped and mealy-colored man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

Talking with a sleazy lady your momma doesn’t know about. :wink:

How was trump at Munich?

With his personal jet.

What was Lex Luthor’s plan for stealing forty (which is as many as four tens) cakes?

He would have the Legion of Doom get them for him.

If you had to learn a martial art, which would it be and why?

Judo. I’m not the kind of person who wants to hurt his opponents. Much.

Who’s your favourite Starfleet Captain/Commander?

I hate to admit, but: Kirk. I hate it because he’s too boastful and even made some rash decisions more than once. On the other hand, compared to the rest, he was also the most FUN. And he always got the chicks.

What do you do when your friends are growing up faster than you, moving on to greater things and experiencing what you can only imagine, making you feel left behind?

I’d remind myself that, just as they are beyond me now, so I’m ahead of so many others, and then seek out other people at my same rate of emotional and social development to hang out with.

What’s the cure for a numb heart that refuses to feel?

Depends on the cause, but generally, this is due to a feeling of being misunderstood; you must seek to escape your own lonely little world and find others who will understand you.

Why is it you refuse to read Belkar’s dialogue, even though doing so detracts from the story the author is trying to tell? This is something I have trouble figuring out. I dislike Belkar as well, just as I disliked Miko, but he introduces an interesting dynamic to the group.
This is something I’m discussing in another thread, but to give the short of it: because after reading something like 400 Order of the Stick strips, I realized that his comments disgusted me FAR more than they ever made me laugh, nor were they that really important, nor would he ever really change. So I just decided to skip his dialog altogether. Just not worth the hassle.

How come you type EVERYTHING like this?

It’s my personal typing style. Developed after decades of reading comic books. :stuck_out_tongue:

What, if anything, is the meaning or purpose of [strike]existence[/strike] question?

Is not all that we have [strike]existing[/strike] questioned?

If there is an answer to a question, does that not just make the question another way of saying the answer, sort of like in Jeopardy?

Or is it still a question because not everyone can grasp the answer or know the answer?

And if there is no single answer to a question which all can grasp or know, then why question?

Surely, there must be an answer

Tell us more about your life outside of the agora? :slight_smile:
Not much to tell. Epilepsy forced me to retire from construction; I basically live from federal aid money plus what I make fixing other people’s schoolwork or business projects (because nobody here writes English well. Never mind it is taught at all school levels. :thud:) I am unmarried and without kids. I spend most of my time online… which thankfully, is a rewarding experience: I learn new things all the time, read interesting stuff, [strike]watch porn[/strike], and best of all, interact with really cool people… like you RPGC guys. :slight_smile:

Why is the offer not valid in Hawaii, Puerto Rico, or Guam?
That’s a reference to how many TV sales offers or contests apply to the continental US but not its satellites. I can’t even get JETIX anime here! HELLO?! WE ARE PART OF THE US! WE’RE NOT EVEN THAT FAR FROM FLORIDA, DAMMIT!! :ark:

AAAAAND THAT’S ALL FOLKS!! My thanks to everybody who contributed- now I can say I’ve done all the cliche bits of Agora Posting!!! But seriously, this was fun, and I appreciate your having taken a moment to contribute. I think I’ll make another Q&A thread… when I turn Fifty! :hahaha;

Let it be known.

Wilfredo Martinez would rape Miley Cyrus.

Two hypothetical superhero fights, and no one asks who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman? I missed the window, but that’s my question. :slight_smile:

coughBatmancough

Two hypothetical superhero fights, and no one asks who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman? I missed the window, but that’s my question. :slight_smile:

coughBatmancough

Actually, Batman DID beat Superman (in “The Dark Knight Returns”) though he cheated massively (Superman was weak from an atomic bomb, kryptonite, AND Batman used a power armor.) Without that stuff? Sorry, Bats beats Supes only in popularity. :wink:

Batman also beat Superman in Hush when he was being controlled by Poison Ivy.

I call PIS (Plot Induced Stupidity) on that. I mean, of all people, POISON IVY controlled Superman?? Plus I’m sure he was not in his full senses during the fight.

Double post.

She had some special Kryptonite lipstick, or something. It was a good overall story, but that was the one thing that had me shaking my head.

42 is correct. I salute thee.

hooooooooly shit lol

Everyone knows you cure homosexuality with accountabilabuddies.

He got mine right. That was definitely said by a person who spoke Russian. Even if he was a crocodile, he was still a person. He had a hat, and a bubble pipe. Man, that crocodguyle was awesome.

Immortalized for truth:
http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=42