Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella around?

Fo Drizzle

Because, unlike P Diddy, Snoop Dog doesn’t hire black men solely to carry the umbrella for him.

I don’t know, but he’s black and this is America, so it’s illegal, now.

God I can’t fucking stand you.

Because he gonna RAIN ON YO PARADE MOTHAFUCKA

…that was terrible. -_-

Why is it cool to be a criminal?

You miss the $$ part.

:frowning: I’m sorry you feel that way.