Why Am I Doing This to Myself, You Ask?

And a mutant. An un-RPGCian no good goddamn pinko Urielist heathen commie mutant traitor scrum! I mean scum! All hail friend computer!

We will now edit your post and arrest you and never let you see the light of day for such a suggestion!

That’s what Freedom means. ::Waves flag::

What the hell is all of this about?

Simmer is obviously an un-RPGCian Urielist commie mutant traitor! Especially since he uses a screen name like “Simmer!..ugh”! BURN HIM!

Wait, maybe he is an ignorant mass we can convert to the side of justice, let us brainwa–er, teach him the ways of Freedom and Righteousness.