We like short shorts!
Who likes short shorts?
“Arr, matee, narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin’ ahead for our precious cargo.”
“Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?”
“Aye, the hot pants.”
Only on girls.
definately
I second that.
The question should be different. Who wears short shorts?
I DO!!!
Damnit Eva, when you say things like that, you have to show PICTURES! (To me.) I expect some sexy, sexy pictures (in my inbox) by tommorow evening.
Only if you take pictures of you wearing YOUR short shorts and send them to me first 
Nein danke.
Hey, is that picture swap thing available to me too?
Ahh ahh ahh! Girl, I asked first. It’s only fair. 
Life may not be fair, but I’m not life.
seriez pleaz
I will consider, if only I get something in return. Mmph.
I already posted in your livejournal, what else could you possibly want?
WHERE?! YOU DARE TO HAVE THE GALL TO POST IN SOMETHING SO TOP SECRET SUCH AS THAT?!
Are you going to post the pics or am I going to have to commit agrivated assult again tonight?
“I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”
Oui, monsieur…I…I’ll h-have them ah ASAP…slinks away
“Hey! You aren’t wearing shorts!”