Hey, I like this topic! Very clever idea, indeed! Keep in mind that my first time through an FF game, I never use a guide or anything like that.
FF1: I was first slain in Marsh Cave (go figure, eh?) Apparently, I strayed far away from trivial things like “leveling up”. 8P
FF2: Note to new players: talking to Imperial Captains is an excellent way to kill yourself.
FF3: While playing an incomplete translation, I died while fighting Jinn. It was funny; before the battle, he greeted me with the following message: “Armour Icon FJSHF$J%H%S%DF ?! Ring Icon!”
FF4: During a heated battle against Milon-Z on Mt. Ordeals at about 5:00 in the morning, I fell asleep. When I woke up, Milon had cracked though Cecil’s armour like a peanut shell and devoured his insides.
FF5: Due to me not paying attention, I thought it said “Received Archeoavis” rather than “Revived”, so I thought the battle was over and ran upstairs to tell my brother I had won. Surely, when I got back downstairs, I was done for and cursed at my own stupidity.
FF6: Ran out of items after defending Banon from the Imperial Troops for about 2 hours. Gave up and resetted.
FF7: Attempted to take down the Midgar Zolom early in the game. Zolom reportedly had an excellent meal that day.
FF8: This is a funny story. Not only was I killed by Gerogero, but I actually got all the way to Adel without knowing how to Junction magic into stats. When I finally did learn, it was too late! I battled Ultimecia for about 3 hours, casting Triple Meteor over and over again, while casting Curagas to keep my one team member alive. When Ultimecia pulled Apocalypse, I knew it was over. I cried.
FF9: I was killed by Black Waltz 1… that’s just sad, isn’t it?
FF10: I was doing really well on this one, but as soon as I reached Macalania temple, things got out of hand. I didn’t really know how useful Aeons were, and lost to Seymour.
FFMQ: The Behemoth at the beginning beat me. I know… laugh all you want.
FFT: Hey look! Dorter Trade City! I bet they have wicked stuff for sale there! What’s this… a random battle in Dorter? Ulp… well, that’s the end of my team…