... when bears go bad.

What a brilliant place to hide it: No one would expect nice ladies giving away teddy bears to be bad. Now, excuse me while I go and give away teddybears stuffed with bombs.

What? I hate kids, and so should you. At least, if you have met the kids I have.

What a cute cat, that car will probably give it indigestion, though. Imagine a giant cat with indigestion: Eww.

Imagine ME with indigestion.

On subject: Maybe he was tired of having all teddy bears thought of as cute and wuvable and decided to take matters into his own hands.