"What's your emergency?"

“McDonald’s is out of McNuggets!”


Seriously? What kind of moron do you have to be to think that your McNuggets are an emergency on par with someone being mercilessly beaten.

Maybe the blessing of Freyja and Loki rest upon her being.

I read about this in the “watercooler” section of my local news website. It cracked me up! Every now and then things like this make me remember why I put the Einstein quote in my sig.

Aw, no articles shock me anymore. DDDD= Internets.

And, take two:


It’s always sad when people consider fast food to be an emergency.

For some reason, I want to tell the guy “when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade”.

Eh? I’m not sure how that lesson applies here. I’d probably tell her, “If life hands you lemons, don’t squeeze them in everyone’s eyes, or people will get pissed at you.”

EDIT: Oh. The lemonade one. That would make sense.

Paint that shit gold.

There is only one solution to these peoples’ problems.