What surprises me

apart from the lack of fanfic jedi porn, is the lack of pokemon tactics games. I think I might actually buy one if one were released. What do you guys think of the pokemon tactics game?

what, like a fft-esque game involving pokemon? that would be…interesting to say the least, lots more abilities and strategys needed to consider than a human vs. human or human vs. monster game due to the elemental basis of the pokemon. Actually yeah that doesnt sound half-bad

Let me put it this way: There IS such a thing as a flash cartoon that asks the question: “Hey Yoda, did you ever use The Force to get laid?” Newgrounds used to have it. Probably still on there somewhere.

Note: Don’t read the following spoiler if you are offended by sexual material, or are “too young” for this sort of stuff, or have any moral integrity whatsoever.

Jedi Mind Trick. Oral Sex. 'Nuff Said, and even that’s likely saying too much.

Given that exists, I’d say there is Jedi fanfic porn somewhere. And given that that probably exists…maybe a pokemon tactics game isn’t far off.

Not that I’d buy it or anything. But it’d probably work. Might not be too bad, 'cept for the fact that I DETEST Pokemon.

A PT game? Don’t sound too bad, although the possibilites (and the technology to be able to handle it) are mind-boggling.

[American Dubber]Even if it existed we all know that american little boys are only intersted in the stupid animals and have not enough brains to understand strategy, and of course no one older than 10 will ever play pokémon[/American Dubber]

And just in case, I know by fact that there is Star Wars Yaoi porn. I’ve seen the cover of a manga on an anime magazine that was making a note on all kinds of Yaoi stuff.

guh, im over 10 and i like pokemon, aside from its childish looks its not a bad rpg its just everyone is all bitchy cause its cutesy

SD: yep. I’m not a poke-fan myself, but I would probably buy PT.

I honestly don’t mind the Pokemon games. It’s the damn cartoon I can’t stand.

What surprises me even more is the complete lack of a Pokémon MMORPG, considering that the entire game revolves around interaction with other trainers.

But yes, a Pokémon tactical RPG would kick serious butt.

Same here.

Sin i wasnt really talking about anyone here its just everyone outside my friends dont like pokemon and have never even played one of the games, which are really freaking addictive for some reason.

eh… I think you’re addressing that to the wrong person sd

I have no idea who i was trying to address now, ive been out of it all day long and its just getting worse the later it gets. Only problem is im not tired so i cant go to sleep for like another 4 or 5 hours

I can’t believe you made a post about this…

I’ve proposed an Age of Kings Pokemon mod once…what? what’s everyone looking at me weird for?

Anyway, Pokemon Tactics is NOT what we need. Shin Megami Tensei Devil Childeren coming Stateside is what we need.

Well, I’m a Pokemon fan, because I find LOTS of cool things about it. The video games are good; the card game, I actually like BETTER than Magik The Gathering (Blasphemy!! :slight_smile: ) Even the cartoon has had its moments… but I must agree, it is the whole blasted focus on merchandising it to kids (thereby insuring that A) most Pokemon are annoyingly cute and B) the cartoon is absurdly repetitive, that keeps most people from taking it seriously.

And yes, I agree that, IF written seriously, you could do quite a few cool things with Pokemon- MMORPGS or Tactical games would certainly work.

Exactly wilf. I wouldn’t mind seing either.

And I wouldn’t mind seeing humans fighing pokemon and vice versa, but still…

Originally posted by Cala
A PT game? Don’t sound too bad, although the possibilites (and the technology to be able to handle it) are mind-boggling.

The technology of a FFT-like game with pokemon characters is mind boggling?

Originally posted by MegamanX2K
Anyway, Pokemon Tactics is NOT what we need. Shin Megami Tensei Devil Children coming Stateside is what we need.

YES! Another one who’s with me on this cause! The US must have more Shin Megami Tensei!!!

Originally posted by Vorpy
The technology of a FFT-like game with pokemon characters is mind boggling?

Well, you would have to program 350 plus different pokemon, possibly different human characters, and who knows how many different attacks their are.

And I am TOTALLY surprised there is no MMORPG for pokemon. I wouldn’t play it though.