Well… my group has a pretty standard composition of 6 males at age 17-18, myself included. I’m the dungeon master for most of the time. Group includes some anime fans (3), some scifi-fans (3), and a whole lot of other wacky fan-ism. Humor usually is very toilet-related and people aren’t listening to me. Roleplaying is usually what I begin the game with (for about 30 seconds.) A fun group.
Standard Actions:
“There’s a door!”: Kick the can, pick the lock, check if it’s open, ignore door, ask if the door is magical, listen for noise…
“There’s lo…”: Loot is gone. Most likely to the knight with the long johnson-type weapon
“There’s a barrel with XXX written to it…”: KNight empties the contents to his amazingly large storage of bottles…
“Cleric preaches”: Thief picks his pocket
“Drinking contest”: Lots of con checks, lots of pain… lots of… HANGOVER
“Enemy dies”: Necromancer sacrifices its remains to Wee Jas. He’s gotten a few boons already…
“Knight does critical hit”: GERMAN BUTTOCKS PENETRATION MOVE!
“There’s a book on the table next to the magical bed that the knight just fell asleep onto.”: They hit/kick/tackle/shake/dump him off the bed/poke/huggle the knight for 20 minutes IRL time. Knight (IRL) asks them to listen to me as I CAREFULLY describe the room again…
He’s still a nice guy.
