What I Learned On My Summer Holidays.

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1: French, when spoken by young hawt French grrls, is the sexiest language ever. EVER.

2: Russian musicians on the French underground system will, when prompted, play the Tetris A theme on a guitar and violin (Yes, I did shout to them in a semi-drunken stupour, yes, they did, and yes, this was the coolest thing ever).

3: The Eiffel Tower is fuckin’ high. It is, however, decorated with flashy lights, which shows how shameless the French are when they can without shame turn their national treasure into a epilepsy-inducing phallic object. Go the French!

4: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac is the best comic ever ever ever.

5: The Arc de Triomph is also fuckin’ high. Awesome though, in a oh-god-make-the-stairs-end kinda way. It’s nice to get out at the top and feel the breeze.

6: Paris has almost no French people in it. I assume they moved out to get away from the Americans and Japanese students who all moved in.

7: France is hot. And not hawt-hot. I mean Wicked-Witch-of-the-West-Jesus-Fuck-I’m-melting-hot.

8: There is one streetside cafe to every 3 Frenchmen. And 5 cocktails to everyone one Frenchman. This to me explains a great deal.

9: My childhood rears for the first time in years, making me buy an awesome transforming model of the Escaflowne. This thing’s the real shit. It’s awesome. It has a cloak and dragon-wings and everything.

More coherent ramblings will not be forthcoming, as no-one cares what I think anyway. Man. Being without the internet for so long left me wondering how a keboard felt. Everyone get on IRC so I can scream insults at you. I also got into the Dawn of War beta, which was nice. Rah! My pasty English skin rebells at having a tan of any sort!

falls down dead from heat :boring:

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XD Glad you had fun. That was the funniest tihng i’ve read…well…this morning i guess. Hooray for you pie. :stuck_out_tongue:

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JHM is a great comic

Im glad your trip went well, my Dad when there back in the 80s and had a horrible time

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cheers for the Russian musicians

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1: Listen to a swedish accent from a lovely swedish lady, speaking english and tell me how that doesn’t send shivers down yoru psine. I wonder what it would sound like when they’re speaking Swedish… ehe.

2: That just rocks.

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PIE!

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But you’re British! You’re supposed to hate the French! It’s been genetically bred into you! :open_mouth:

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Norway needs Russian Musicians. All we have is Russian Whores. *Nod.

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In my experience it’s typically the other way round. :-p Anglo-French relations have been on an all-time high ever since Arsene Wenger set foot on our shores. :wink:

I need to dust off the old French one of these days, not actually spoken a word in 5 years. What’s French for “load sixty inexpensive crates of beer into my van, please”? :wink:

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YES! :toast:

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Bonjuire, you perv.

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Kickass.

What I’m amazed at is how you managed to avoid being killed in a car accident at least 12 times in France. The roads there are like the middle of a fucking rebel-imperial war.

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FINALLY you’re back. Hades doesn’t shut up about you. Are you two in love? It’s your sword, isn’t it?

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Damn, a russian honestly playing the Tetris A theme? Almost as cool as this one person in the woodworking job I’ve taken partt-time constructing a working model of Tetris. I STILL don’t get the m,echanics of that!

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In more ways than one, I could imagine. :wink:

But France? You lucky bastard. Europe has always been an interesting place for me and I’d love to visit one day. Good to hear you had fun.

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“Embarquez 60 caisses de bière dans mon minivan, s’il vous plaît.”

There’s the Quebecois version, which is slightly less polite though : “Embarque 60 caisse de bière dans mon ostie de van pis farme ta calisse de yeule.”

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If you like that, watch François Ozon’s film Swimming Pool. The film itself is in fact not very good, but one of the main characters, a lascivious young woman, is played by by Ludivine Sagnier, one of the sexiest French actresses, and in my opinion one of the sexiest women in the world.

Actually, I heard that some study or other was done on the compatibility of British-European romantic relationships, and the data suggested that Britons match best with Swedes out of all other European nationalities.

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1: Listen to a swedish accent from a lovely swedish lady, speaking english and tell me how that doesn’t send shivers down your spine. I wonder what it would sound like when they’re speaking Swedish… hehe.
Yeah, Jing has a lovely voice. Charlemagne’s a lucky guy. French is still better though, especially when spoken by les poulardes rythmiques.

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Could Some one arrrange that if some Swedish bird (called Jing?) want’s a mike deviverd to them, I’ll all to happy to comply. (Name: Mike BTW)

Erm Tetris:

True, Escally Theme A. I play Tetris on my Phone. They made the GB Theme A as the Title tune cos they can’t have a tune during game play.

Effel: It quite high when your only half way up!

The Arc de Triomph claimed a Merc 4x4 when I last when past it, I didn’t have my camrea ready.

America/Japan Invastion: I wouldn’t know, it was cold and raining when I went in last.

Big Nutter
Lets See how rude the Quebec one is!

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Aaah…les poulardes rythmiques. That’s a fucking long time ago…so long it’s QUOTE ARCHIVE MATERIAL.