What does the oracle advise?

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EDIT: O…k let’s not do that…

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This can so easily be abused :mwahaha:

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Yae ^^

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Hmm, I give it some options, then it asks me how much I like the options. Then again, it is The Oracle, so I have to do what it says.

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Whoo!

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…but I did that yesterday! ;.;

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THE ORACLE HATH SPOKEN!!

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My questions:
“What should I do most of this weekend?”

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