Website Security

Attention all Forum Goers:

Recently, there has been a decrease of “chatter” among the various Uriel networks. Both the SIA and MBI have documented this. In addition, no new videos, recordings, or even sightings of Uriel have popped up. Given this new amount of information, we here at the Department of Website Security are downgrading the Uriel Alert status from its previous level of Tutti Fruity Alert, a Severe Risk of Uriel Attacks, to Yellow Dog Democrat Alert, a High Risk of Uriel Attacks.

This lowering, however, does not mean that one can no longer be on one’s guard. The forces of evil are still out there, and they still hate our democracy. Until we can reach the hearts and minds, or just plain kill 'em, of Uriels everywhere, our site will never be truly safe. However, we will remain on our guard, ever vigilant. We shall ensure the forces of light colors defeat the forces of dark colors, by any means necessary. But our site shall persevere. For any questions, please consult your handy dandy Website Security graph.

Thank you, and Rast bless RPGC.

WTF is Uriel?

Ren, I don’t know if you’re joking or not, but the timing on that was absolutely hilarious.

I shall put up a statue of someone else in your honor.

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YOU’LL ALL BE DAMNED FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT LIGHT COLORS LOAD FASTER THAN DARK ONES! DAMNED I TELL YOU! DAMMMMMNNNNNEDDDD! (b^^)b!!!1!
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f33r m3! pleas?

Oh good. Less Uriel chance? partay

…Wan?

This was what made me choke.

Uriel…God I hated him.

Hope that didn’t take too long to load.

OMG OMG OMG!!! What are we going to do if Uriel Shows up? How can I keep myself and my threads safe? If I spend a lot of money will that help fight the Uriel network of hate and terror?

I only marginally remember him. But I do remember him.

Only bit of asshatery I remember was suggesting windows ME.

Do you have no decency 984? Do you finally have no decency?!

My question is where is 984 purple (just because he can) on the alert system or is just one to say you’re here?

BigNutter

This Uriel must have been a heck of a hacker, judging by the reaction of you guys…

What did he/she do though?

Woo, now I can get the boards to load faster.

He was a duck.

EDIT: I mean dick.