Prior to my small departure in real-life some time ago, and idled from the forums for like a week or so; I had like 1,600 posts. When I come back, I have 1000 more to it. Porque?
Wow, your e-cock grew in size 
It’s amazing, I can’t believe it. You are now even more of a loser!
And I know mine is higher, but I’ve got 2 years on you.
hahaha i got you both beat. bitches. and I don’t even really come around all that often 
there’s always a bigger post-count fish.
I’m guessing that it happened when I had the forums recalculate the number of posts users made, since you have a habit of getting yours neutered by mods when you spam too much.
My e-cock is Japan sized.
Does that mean a nice big nukey to his post count?
why should you care?
Because Setz cares so much about his post count, doing so would put him in the fetal position and cause him to shrivel up. It’d quite comical 
it’s seems to me that you’re caring just as much about his post count
What makes you so sure?
Because it wouldn’t be the first time.
cough
That was what, a year or two ago?.
About 4 or 5 post count lowerings ago.
Answer the question. 
Setz is better at the internets now
we all just have an uncanny nac for it.
I read that line like 5 times already and I still don’t know what the fuck you meant.
oy vey.