Uh, hey, everybody!

I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

John Bull has his eyes on backwards and he’s staring into the vortex of Victoria’s fall in the ugly hole of Grendel’s gaze.

Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I’m looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can’t I find Amanda Huggenkiss?