Originally posted by Shinobi
What was the name of the porn?
Inbred Chocobos Vol. 3
Originally posted by Steve
Inbred Chocobos Vol. 3
:hahaha; :hahaha; :hahaha; That’s funny. Why doesn’t my Blockbuster rent out porn?
Hey… How come I’ve never heard of "Inbred Chocobos Vol. 3 "!? What’s it about?
points at shinobi’s avatar
OMG… So it’s about chocobos licking themselves?? cool…
Originally posted by Shinobi
What was the name of the porn?
“Wicked Sins”
Originally posted by GG Crono 4
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That was so freaking great:hahaha; :hahaha; . Well back to porn. PORN RULES that is all.
No … HENTAI rules all!
Not again! [WHAMF WHAMF WHAMF]
Foolish child… of course, then there’s the fact that you HAD porn in the store itself…
Therefore, I think you should GET RID OF IT LEST THE INNOCENT LITTLE CHILDREN SHOPLIFT IT!
Those kids are sneaky bastards…
I don’t own Blockbuster.
I just work there
On a completely different note: Better to have porn to keep him busy than go and get busy without a rubber and possibly get into worse trouble than renting porn…
O_o
Oh, the tangents we make.
Heh, we’re all a bunch of happy perverts.
Originally posted by Nightblade
[b]Today while at work (Blockbuster) a 13 year old boy tried to rent a porno movie, and he got mad at me for not letting him rent it.I mean, I can’t let this kid rent porn!
It could get me fired!
So he started screaming and stuff, then the manager stepped in and asked him to leave the store, or else he’ll call his parents.
The boy started crying and ran out.
-_- [/b]
Crying? A 13 year old? What a stupid kid. So very stupid…
But well, that’s true. So very true.
Zzz…
Seldane
Everything seemed normal except the crying part.
I mean, the only time I’d cry over porn is if I had a huge ass collection and get got all deleted n’shit. And I mean a BIG ass collection. And I had no access to any.
Thankfully, I’m not that much of an addict.
What a dumb $#!+.
He’s not retarded. He’s not horny.
He’s just a spoiled little piece of shit who’s grown accustomed to being able to whine his way to getting what he wants because it’s “easier” for his handlers to deal with him by “here, just take it and shut up and go away” than really teaching him anything.
I blame his parents. If they had only opted for oral gratification that night instead of the traditional position, we’d not be stuck with this punk they were too lazy to raise in the first place.
[works his way through that last sentence] … What!?
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