Hence as to why The Onion is one of the greatest websites ever. :mwahaha:
Website, hell, it’s the greatest newspaper ever!
Originally posted by Sephiroth Hayes
We will crush the American’s with our geordie berserkers armed with +12 cricket bats of bashing!
Please hurry. I hate it over here. Just don’t hit me. Otherwise i will be forced to retalliate with my weapon of choice.
A-ha! The French have finally infiltrated every country on Earth, and now seek to take out their one opponent in the race for world domination: the United States! You fools! You’re all pawns for the French! Free yourselves! Free your minds! is dragged away kicking and screaming
I have my money on “Them”. After all, we have our secret weapon of Stealth Newfoundland.
… Noisy crowds be spooned, I’m moving to Tokyo.
Originally posted by IonMage
Please hurry. I hate it over here. Just don’t hit me. Otherwise i will be forced to retalliate with my weapon of choice.
If that was a Fatboy Slim reference, then you must die.:enguard: 
Originally posted by DomaDragoon
I have my money on “Them”. After all, we have our secret weapon of Stealth Newfoundland.
Ah, but is it mobile? Vrrrrrrrm.
[tugs on Yar’s sleeve, pointing at IonMage
Oh, right. [looks up] UWAA~!
[drops down from the ceiling and lands on Yar with a WHAMF] Eh, Steve! [zooms away]
… Ow …