WASHINGTON, DC—In a televised address to the nation Monday, President Bush announced a new Cabinet-level position to coordinate all current and future scandals facing his party.
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President Bush announces his plan to manage the numerous scandals of his administration.
“Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly fashion,” Bush said.
The centerpiece of Bush’s plan is the Department Of Corruption, Bribery, And Incompetence, which will centralize duties now dispersed throughout the entire D.C.-area political establishment.[/quote]
Once again, I am convinced that nothing will come out of this corruption scandal. Most of the indicted Congressmen have hastily retired, and those that remain either use confusing logic to mislead the people or have their corporate buddies bribe those in charge.
Because causing global disruption and possibly death is definitely worth it, Manus. I mean, it would only be blanketing the world in an atmosphere of dust for a few years, and if big enough, cause worldwide extinction. Nice attitude and solution there.
Thank god the moral, upstanding people from the Bush administration are there to help protect America from the corrupt, deviant characters in …the Bush Administration.
Sidenote, did you guys read about the politicians who manipulated their own (and collegues’) wikipedia articles? That was kinda… sad. and childish.
<a href=“http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=29400”>Politicians deface wikipedia</a>
<a href=“http://www.lowellsun.com/ci_3464691”>Wikipedia bars Congress from editing entries </a>