Twilight Crossovers

[The_984]

/cs access #rpgclassics del ClessAlvein
!kb ClessAlvein

>:|

[Genericangstyposter]

Twilight’s bad, but I’m still not going to RAAAAAGE until I see, like, Ayn Rand fan-fiction.

http://community.livejournal.com/ayn_rand_slash/

:mwahaha::smug:

[Weiila]

http://community.livejournal.com/ayn_rand_slash/

:mwahaha::smug:

Told ya…

[OmegaflareX]

I would say welcome to the bottom of the barrel, but that would be doing the bottom of the barrel a disservice. Good lord, I hate Twilight even more now.

[Killmore]

In honor of the “Look what GAP said on the Chat!” thread, I recommend doing a Twilight/Rydia fic where Rydia’s summon beasts are seduced by Bella and Bella’s Goons are seduced by Bella. Otherwise do a Twilight parody fic starring Rydia and her summons instead of Bella and her goons.

I only recommend that you have Rydia’s Choco summon as the Pedo-Bird character.

[Zeppelin]

Twilight’s bad, but I’m still not going to RAAAAAGE until I see, like, Ayn Rand fan-fiction.

http://www.galtse.cx

[Arac]

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Kasey]

From what I have gathered about this series, this is like romacey vampire stories? Like, anne rice, but less sophisticated, complicated, and written at a sixth grade reading level?

Im glad Im not still in high school to listen to everyone obsess about this. Im sure I would lose many friends.

[Seraphim_Ephyon]

I’m in college and, while a lot of the girls on my courses (Pretty much everyone but me and like five other guys) do admit the movies require a good deal of turning your brain off, I’ve had some of them proudly say “Yeah, bit it’s just the movie, the book is much better”.

I haven’t pushed the subject since I’ve still got at least three more years working with these people, but still, what the hell.

[Kairi]

I keep getting baffled at the non-teenager women that like this thing. Teen girls going gaga over a piece of self-pandering wet dream fiction is nothing to be surprised about, I’m certain Weiila above everyone else here is used to that, but after a certain age you expect people to have at least the maturity to pinpoint some of Bella’s more… unfortunate character traits. Mostly because she’s a clean-slate, so these are her ONLY character traits.

Like the fact that she’s an unnervingly co-dependant selfish manipulative cockteasing whore. I was dragged to see New Moon, and I was sorta rooting for the clean-shaved werewolf dude since he seemed comparatively nice, but after a while I had to just give up on the sod and everyone else who did not tell her to go fuck herself after the billionth time she blatantly lead them on while constantly bawling about Edward. And her father! Holy shit, someone give that dude an award, the kind of crap he and his marvellous ‘stache have to put up with if baffling.

It’s a crappy romance novel. Plenty of older women love crappy romance novels, even if they know it’s badly written and the male lead is a controlling ass and the female lead is lame.

[LockeJV]

Twilight/God of War? What the FUCK

FUCK - this is the most hilarious fucking post I have ever read in this forum.

[LockeJV]

fucking. sig. material. and i’ve NEVER said that before.

[Lex]

From what I have gathered about this series, this is like romacey vampire stories? Like, anne rice, but less sophisticated, complicated, and written at a sixth grade reading level?

Love in the time of Bloodsucking. What, you never read that in highschool?

[Rigmarole]

I’d totally comment but I’m waiting for my sparkly vampire boyfriend. Hee hee!

p.s. Twilight/Ouendan