Time to make fun of every song Kurt Cobain ever wrote...

“Song”

Its easy to make a song
Write down words and sing along
Pick a phrase and say it again
Say it five times say it ten

Pick a phrase and say it again
Say it five times say it ten

PICK A PHRASE AND SAY IT AGAIN!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Fallen angel down from the sky
Makes you wonder if she’ll try
Diamond broach and kitten sleeve
When I die I’ll surely grieve

Dimand broach and kitten sleeve
When I die I’ll surely grieve

WHEN I DIE I’LL SURELY GRIEVE!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Theres a martyr in the ground
All my fractions are compound
Butcher sells meat using metric
Only guitars can be electric

Butcher sells meat using metric
Only guitars can be electric

ONLY GUITARS CAN BE ELECTRIC!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Pick a phrase and say it again
Say it five times say it ten

Say it five times say it ten (10x)


Don’t get me wrong, I love Nirvana- but this is every Nirvana song ever written. ;p

That seems to make fun of only one song, You Know You’re Right. Not very many other songs I can think of fall into all of those categories all at once. A number of his songs do hold those characterstics seperate from each other though.

Say it five times say it ten.

That’s catchy.

I had Smells Like Nirvana on tape. That was funny. My friends also made similar things with that song that goes “my girl, my girl, where did you sleep last night”, In Bloom and some two others.

Originally posted by Ren
"my girl, my girl, where did you sleep last night

“Where Did You Sleep Last Night,” an old (1800s or so) folk song.

EDIT: Here’s how it’s done.

“Splinter”

Feedback masquerading as guitar solo

VERSE 1:
song broken down to bassline and drums only; guitar plays one note, the same note, every four measures

Reaching for the fruit upon the tree (yeah)
What the hell is happening to me? (yeah)
Floating like a ship upon the sea (yeah)
Gonna try and give it back to you…
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Chorus:
switch on the distortion pedal to fill out sound

Am I the only one?
Daddy’s little boy
Comfortable being sad
I’m afraid of joy

VERSE 2: back to bass and drums only, with one guitar note [F#] every four measures

I don’t wanna go there anymore (yeah)
Kiss the girl on her open sore (yeah)
Gonna ride a pony to the store (yeah)
Rhyming sense with nonsense is a bore
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Chorus:
distorted guitar back ON

Am I the only one?
Daddy’s little boy
Comfortable being sad
I’m afraid of joy

deliberately choppy and feedback laden guitar solo

[REPEAT VERSE ONE]

[Repeat “I don’t wanna go there anymore” 11 times. Song ends abruptly in a mess of feedback.]