shaving sucks!
Why do you only say this about the stupidest, most unfunny comments? If you want a fucking witty thing to write down, here’s a joke for you:
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese!
I got a great idea for a reality TV series. It’s called “Shut the fuck up and stop whining!” You’ve just been nominated for the lead role!
I wrote it down because of its truthfulness, not its humor. I’ve never said that before either (not recently anyway).
lol! Nacho Cheese! Holy shit, how did I never think that up myself. 
Hades, good one.
There is a thin layer of fluid surrounding the brain called the meninges. This suspends the brain withing the skull and helps absorb shock.