THIS ISN'T CURRENT EVENTS!

QUICK CLOSE IT! NOTHING FUN OR RANDOM SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE NOT CLOSED!!! RPGC IS ALL BUSINESS! I BETTER PUT SOME KIND OF LINK IN THIS MESSAGE OR IT WILL BE CLOSED!! http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html

I don’t see why you hate fun so much.

DON’T YOU KNOW??? THIS WEBSITE IS ALL BUSINESS!!! THERE CAN NOT BE ANYTHING THAT IS NOT

A) CURRENT/WORLD EVENTS
2) POINTING OUT SOME KIND OF MISTAKE SOMONE IN THE WORLD HAS MADE
D) LINKS!
X) MOVIE OR SOMTHING
2) SOMONES OPINIONS!
4) COMPUTER THING!

SHOW ME A THREAD THAT IS NOT ONE OR ALL OF THESE THINGS! I CALL YOU A LIAR!

Why Charlie? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why? ;-;

WHY YOU ASK?! BECAUSE I’M ONE OF THE FIFTY MODERATORS HERE! THATS WHY! AND I LIKE TO CLOSE THREADS WHETHER OR NOT IT’S NECESSARY! JUST BECAUSE I ENJOY HAVING SOMTHING TO DO ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD! I SEIZE EVERY OPPURTUNITY TO DO SOMTHING MODERATORY ON THIS SITE, NO MATTER WHAT! SEE I HAVE TO CLOSE ANY KIND OF SILLY THREAD FIRST! IF I DON’T, ONE OF THE OTHER 49 MODERATORS MIGHT! AND THEN THEY WILL BE THE ONES THAT GET THE JOY OUT OF CLOSING THE THREAD! IF THE THREAD IS NOT A2DX2 OR 4, IT MUST BE CLOSED! BECAUSE IT IS NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH FOR THIS MESSAGE BOARD BASED AROUND THE IDEA THAT I AM A 8-BIT RENAISSANCE FAIR CHARACTER! DON’T YOU SEE?! THIS BOARD IS ALL BUSINESS! AND LIKE ANY GOOD BUSINESSMAN WILL TELL YOU! " IF THE THREAD IS NOT A2DX2 OR 4, IT MUST BE CLOSED! BECAUSE IT IS NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH FOR THIS MESSAGE BOARD BASED AROUND THE IDEA THAT I AM A 8-BIT RENAISSANCE FAIR CHARACTER!" DO YOU NOT SEE THAT?! IF THE CONTENTS OF A THREAD IS MILDLY NONSENSICAL IT CAN NOT BE LEFT OPEN! BECAUSE IT IS NOT A@DX@ OR $ EXCLAIMATION MARK CAPITAL I LOWER CASE F A THREAD DOES NOT INDUCE A THOUGHTFUL OR PHILOSOPHICAL THOUGHT OR IDEA COMMA THE THREAD MUST BE CLOSED EXCLAIMATION MARK SPACE CAPITAL U LOWER CASE S OPS THINK VERY HIGHLY OF OURSELVES COMMA WE INSIST THAT YOU ALL ALSO THINK HIGHLY OF US EXCLAIMATION MARK CAPSLOCK SEE WE ONLY SHOW THE FACT THAT WE ARE UPPERCLASS COMMA FOR INSTANCE COLON SPACE WE WILL ONLY MAKE THREADS ABOUT ART COMMA HIGH CLASS CUISINE COMMA BUT ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT WE KEEP UP WITH POLITICS AND OTHER CURRENT EVENTS EXCLAIMATION MARK AND AS YOU MAY KNOW COMMA IF WE KNOW ABOUT POLITICS AND WHAT OUR SITUATION IN IRAQ OR IRAN OR KOREA IS COMMA WE MUST BE VERY SMART EXCLAIMATION MARK AND WE MUST BE SMART OTHERWISE WE WOULD NOT BE MODERATORS OF AN ONLINE MESSAGE BOARD EXCLAIMATION MARK

POSTSCRIPT SPACE COLON ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO IS CLOSE A THREAD WITH AS FEW KEYSTROKES AS POSSIBLE COMMA THAT PROVES THAT I AM A VERY BUSY ONLINE MODERATOR COMMA I PROBABLY AM OFF TO CLOSE ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT ANYHTING THAT IS NOT THOSE CHARACTERS THAT I POSTED EARLIER! IF I CAN CLOSE A THREAD WITH ONE WORD COMMA YOU KNOW I MEAN BUSINESS EXCLAIMATION MARK

I’m sorry, I would have closed this sooner, but I was out kicking puppies and stealing candy from small children. They whined less than you.

http://agora.rpgclassics.com/showthread.php?t=28230

Oh the wit!