These goggles do something

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1377#more-1377

These are just fantastic. Admit it. You want them.

I’m not blind. Why would I need a VISOR?

Admits it

Seriously, those are cool.

Heh, cool … too bad there’s no “Predator Vision” mode (though for that you’d probably need to get it to actually detect infrared) …

Is that a Virtual Boy add-on?

MY FUCKING EYES

Um…no. If I said I wanted them, I’d be lying.

I could see those being popular at bars.

They can be useful for picking out details or movements more easily with the right filter. I want one of those.