With BMO’s resignation, i declare myself Captain of the Internet pro tempoir.
ps: pro tempoir probably doesn’t mean anything, but i don’t know french.
You can’t do that! I already was the captain!
I can do whatever i want…my marxist rebels already control the capital. What do you say to that, Mr. Former Captain? Give in to my demands, or your entire corrupt regime will be slaughtered.
I’ve got my finger on The Button! Don’t make me press it! I’d sooner press this button than give in to you! No communist heathen will ever kill me!
despite the fact that I am socialist and athiest. 
Doug was cool and all, but Rocko’s Modern Life avatars would be awesome. Or Angry Beavers.
But I’ll probably not participate and keep my GG Allin avatar.
Rocko’s Modern Life would be cool. Or Invader Zim. I’ve even got a Zim one from awhile back on another board. 