The truely scary...

Genericangstyposter · October 31, 2003, 5:47pm

http://www.chick.com/seasonal/halloween/

If anybody hands you one of these- THEY are the spawn of Satan.

Valkyrie_Esker · October 31, 2003, 6:55pm

Jesus, I didn’t think they were THAT bad before, but now!

Nicholas_D_Wolfwood · October 31, 2003, 7:28pm

Those people over there are just real messed up

Yar_Kramer · October 31, 2003, 8:23pm

Originally posted by Cybercompost
[b]http://www.chick.com/seasonal/halloween/

If anybody hands you one of these- THEY are the spawn of Satan. [/b]

I wonder if I count as “spawn of Satan” … I mean, I’m supposed to be the daughter of Berial …

Thursday · October 31, 2003, 8:31pm

why I hate Jack fucking Chick.

vyse_the_legend · November 1, 2003, 3:37am

Three words OH. MY. GOD.

Mabatsekker · November 1, 2003, 4:13am

I once read thru all of those tracts. What did I learn? Many, many names and places and such–

And a bit of history learned too

kaseli · November 1, 2003, 7:04am

You’ll rejoice, knowing you turned a pagan holiday into a witnessing time.

As will the lawyers.

Genericangstyposter · November 1, 2003, 7:13am

Originally posted by Devillion
As will the lawyers.

Not really, as what they’re doing is completely within the law.

Yar_Kramer · November 1, 2003, 10:37am

No, he was being sarcastic, cuz y’see, the point is that lawyers are evil undead, so they wouldn’t be pleased at all, right?

Pierson · November 1, 2003, 11:16am

My dad is a vicar for the C of E and he hates that man.

GG_Crono · November 1, 2003, 11:43am

Giving these out on Halloween is like putting up a 40-foot billboard that says “PLEASE EGG ME”.

StarStorm · November 1, 2003, 1:14pm

Originally posted by Pierson
My dad is a vicar for the C of E and he hates that man.

C of E?

That is just sad. Heh. I’m going to go out and buy a few dozen eggs… But then GG, you’re LESS likely to be egged with the billboard

Yar_Kramer · November 1, 2003, 1:14pm

Egg-zactkly!

Genericangstyposter · November 1, 2003, 3:14pm

Originally posted by StarStorm
C of E?

Church of England.

Nulani · November 1, 2003, 3:22pm

What are those, who is he?

I usually run away the moment someone mention something that remotely sounds like a religious subject. At least when they also mention strange sounding names: What kind of name is Jack Chick?

And yes, I’m lost.

It gives me an idea though, next year I’m going to give away old phonebooks.

kaseli · November 1, 2003, 3:42pm

Jack Chick is a christian fanatic who takes non-religious holidays and invents ways to force religion into them.

vyse_the_legend · November 1, 2003, 3:43pm

why old phonebooks?

Yar_Kramer · November 1, 2003, 7:17pm

Because the Humor demands it.

Genericangstyposter · November 1, 2003, 7:22pm

Originally posted by Devillion
Jack Chick is a christian fanatic who takes non-religious holidays and invents ways to force religion into them.

GAH! It is NOT non-religious… its non-CHRISTIAN!

Its a pagan holiday in its own right… jeez.