The "Stop Making Post Count Satire Threads" Thread

Please. You’re not cool. Zepp was cool when he was the first one to do it. But you’re not. You, specifically. points to you

My penis is nearly five times as big as yours.

But GOD DAMMIT. I NEED THAT CUSTOM TITLE

Finesse > Power

Wouldn’t want anything to be funny, now, would we?

No, the point is, we would.

Damn, checkmate! By the way, he kinda looks like the singer from Rammstein in the “Amerika” video. That video makes me chuckle.

… Sorry?

Not when it comes to arm wrestling.

There, pulling out a gun and shooting in the motherfucker’s face is far more efficient.

We would like things to be funny. You fail to deliver. Brutally.

Is it because I’m a satirist, or because I’m just not funny? Or is it because it’s been done before? Perhaps you simply have a different sense of humour than me, yet must that mean thatyou cannot respect mine? There are plenty of times when I’d just like to tell people to shut up their idiocy, and, er, most of the time, I do. Even so, there are some times that I don’t.

Shut up. Dick.

Couldn’t this have been posted in a exsisting thread rather than making a whole new one? I’m sorry to question you, just wondering =(

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It probably could have. But I have a reputation to protect.

Whatches the upcoming flamewar while eating popcorn

I MUST GET TO 1000 POSTS!

It’s not that great. Really. Not a big deal. Now go do something destructive.

At least mine was real! Look, I have a custum title! Now don’t hurt me!