This is the cast for my new story The Sephir: Craziness To The Max!!! If ya want to be in it let me know.
Azrael: A wandering idiot hermit with some kind of hentai obsession, at heart though many people think he’s a good guy… but he’s still an idiot.
Simon: A crazy idiot who wanders around with Azrael and Matthew, has an obsession with smelling blocks of cheese.
Matthew: The more sensible of the three, but don’t be fooled; he’s still an idiot hermit.
Cloud: After FF7 Cloud became depressed due to the fact Tifa became a lesbian, he soon after took to the bottle and became the fat chocobo at Gold Saucer.
Charlemagne: Appears with Robocop to hunt down dinosaurs, Charl is quite blatantly insane and has a large udder fixation
Robocop: Charle’s lackey and dinosaur killer extroadinaire.
Weiila: A wandering dominitrix fairy with a soft spot for writing. Seems to know a lot more about what’s going on than anyone else. Deadly with a whip, deadlier with a pen.
Val: I’m unsure what to do with you, soooo I’ll do this and then if you want tell me and I’ll modify it…
Val: The main reason of Clouds depression, due to her femenine wyles she coersed Tifa into Lesbianism, is a generally cool person and always relishes kicking Clouds ass.
Umm, just as a side note, I take pleasure in kicking almost ANYONE’s ass. Except Tifa’s. Or Yuffie’s. Or Elena’s. basically, any hot girl’s ass, I don’t want to kick. I want to convert.
Saphire Falcon: A hyperactive sugar addict who’s always seemingly high. Weiila’s pet scribe. Many people believe Saph to be a brainded hyperactive retard…and you know what? They’re right.
BTW I don’t feel what I write in here about anybody so don’t take offence, it’s just for comedic purposes.
PC: Was once a great male stripper known as “Bang-Bang Glenton”. But since the chippendale business broke down he turned to crime. Wielding guns and not-so-sane mind “Bang-Bang” Glenton is one of the most dangerous bandits out there.
Originally posted by Sephiroth Hayes PC: Was once a great male stripper known as “Bang-Bang Glenton”. But since the chippendale business broke down he turned to crime. Wielding guns and not-so-sane mind “Bang-Bang” Glenton is one of the most dangerous bandits out there.
Bang-Bang Glenton. Dear God, that actually brings A tear to my eye, it’s so beautiful.
Oh, and can I be trying to kill Bang-Bang in the story? i wanna kill him very dead.