The RPGC Task Force

AT THE ANTI-CATBEING’S LITTLE-USED WAREHOUSE…

Mabatsekker and GG Crono snuck in through a window on the crumbling building’s second floor, whille Galloway and demgiod worked through the first floor, and demigod snuck from underground. Being the first to get inside, Mabat and GG hid behind some boxes and watched a large gathering of men, running the gauntlet from short and bony to huge and hulking, gather around a spot in the very center of the warehouse. The men were talking in a hushed voice, but it was obvious they had captured someone else, and had no idea their plans for the streets were in ruins.

Meanwhile, Galloway and Pierson hid behind some barrels of industrial waste, careful not to let their movements be observed, or let the evil liquid burn through their hapless flesh. They could hear the men plainly, but many of them were obviously sickly in some way, their voices wavery and almost impossible to decypher.

“I say we kill them now!” said one.

“No!” said a booming voice. “We’re gonna wait for the boys on the street to get back! It’s not often we get a kid!” The Task Forcers felt something in their stomach begin to give way, but dared not attack yet; they still needed some way to close in without being noticed…

“What of this monster’s mother?” said another.

One of them started grunting something. “I suppose we’re due for a good rape,” said another booming voice. The churning in their stomach grew ever more severe; they needed a plan, NOW!

As if in answer to their prayers, a manhole directly beneath one of the thugs erupted, sending him flying into the rafters. The racist goons were distracted as demigod leaped from the sewers into the warehouse, ready for battle. Seizing their chance, Galloway and Pierson moved into battle, while Mabat and GG Crono prepared for a rescue operation.

One of the hulking goons singled out demigod, and charged forward with a large iron rod. The cloaked figrue, however, grabbed the rod in mid-lunge and fired a purple energy blast right into the fool’s upper chest, knocking him out cold. Two of the lower thugs singled out Pierson, and charged him with knives and brass knuckles, but in their haste forgot to check what was directly BEHIND the Task Forcer. Once Pierson had jumped out of the way, they crashed head-long into a bunch of crates filled with stone bricks. Another hulking figure singled out Galloway, and tried to force the saiyan down with his massive body. Galloway, however, powered up a Kaioken times 3 and threw the figure effortlessly over his shoulder, knocking him out for the count.

Meanwhile, Mabat and GG Crono worked their way to a pair of chairs, previously hidden by the gathering. Two catgirls, one an adult and the other a child no older then ten, were tied, gagged, and unconscious. While GG Crono worked to cut their ropes, Mabat was attacked by the same figure that had been sent into the rafters. Rather than waste precious energy, Mabat inhaled a deep breath and, upon exhaling, let lose a torrent of cold that froze his unfortunate opponent to his spot.

With their battle concluded, the hostages freed, and the Catbeing Appreciation Week freed from terrorism once again, the Task Force went to their usual looting, searching for any important clues or information, as well as any other hostages.


A FEW HOURS LATER, AT “MAXIM’S” NEW PAD…

Galloway and GG Crono finished bringing in the last of the boxes, while Kat-Chi joined Mabat on their new balcony. The new apartment was especially nice compared to the rest of the Catgirl District, although still substandard by any other average. The sun was beginning to set, and Pierson and demigod were busy getting some chinese for dinner. The festivities slowly returned to the streets, although in a far more cautious here.

“Do you know who they were?” asked Kat-Chi.

“Veterans from the Catgirl Wars,” said Mabat. “Apparantly, they thought if they couldn’t have you guys, nobody would.” He closed his eyes. “To think someone could hate that way…”

“Unbelievable, isn’t it?” said Galloway, taking a seat on the worn couch.

“Quiet,” growled Mabat. “I still think we should-”

“Give him another chance,” said Kat-Chi. “Face it, if you heard what those…monsters were up to, killing people just because of their species, plotting to rape a mother and kill her child, do you think you would have reacted differently?”

“…I guess not,” said Mabat. “All right, I guess I won’t hold his major faults against him. Besides, this might be good for him.”

“And what about you?” asked Kat-Chi. “Will you continue with the Task Force?”

“Of course,” said Mabat. “And with you closer than ever, living in an underground bunker with a bunch of crazies won’t seem as lonely.”

As Pierson and demigod returned with the chinese, Mabat and Kat-Chi continued to stare out at the streets. This was a slum, all right, but for a brief moment, it seemed like home. They were now in their own little world, free from Galloway and demigod both going for the Peking Duck, free from GG Crono choking on the egg rolls, free from Pierson’s fortune cookie displaying a horrible future. Perhaps things were finally looking up…


BACK AT THE WAREHOUSE…

The building continued to burn, as the man in black watched from the distance. Now satisfied that nobody was getting out of their alive, he reached to call his bosses…only to feel a blade run through his back and all the way to the other side. With his last movements, he looked at his killer, and saw only the face of the mythological Darkness Beckones, staring emotionlessly at him.

THE END OF ISSUE 9

Next Issue: East meets West in a hilarious duel! What will a desperate pair of heroes do when they meet another desperate bunch? Look out for the…ULTIMATE ROBOT SQUAD Z!

Issue 10: Ultimate Robot Squad Z!

JAPAN, TWO WEEKS LATER…

“Godzilla is attacking Tokyo again!”

“Ultraman has gone berserk!”

“Aliens are invading using giant monsters!”

“Americans are stealing our animation style!”

“Demons have emerged from the ocean’s depths and are destroying Osaka!”

“WE’RE ALL DOOMED!”

As things happen, in the decades following World War II, Japan became the target for all manners of monstrosities, alien invaders, and evil futuristic dictators. At the same time, however, numerous superheroes had emerged to battle these villains, and thus kept Japan, and the world, safe from harm…except for the Tokyo Tower, and about 45% of Japan’s total land mass. It has now gotten to the point where Japan is so saturated with heroes and giant mecha that there’s simply no room for a new group to break into the market. And with that exposition complete, it’s time to meet the latest group of heroes…


IN A HIDDEN MILITARY RESEARCH BASE UNDERNEATH THE SEA OF JAPAN…

Five teenagers, spanning the distance from thirteen to seventeen, sat on a catwalk next to a giant, Optimus Prime-esque robot head, with was attached to a hidden body. All five were drinking beer, despite being very much underage, and their eyes were downcast and depressed. Finally, the sixteen-year-old boy spoke. “This sucks!”

“Damn Gamera taking our last kill,” said the fat foreign fourteen-year-old.

“We’ve been at this for five months!” said the token perky thirteen-year-old girl. “When will the Harbinger Zeta manage to destroy evil!”

“Come on, guys!” said the happy-go-lucky fifteen-year-old. “Let’s sing a happy song to get us through-”

“Shut up,” said the angsty seventeen-year-old.

Suddenly, a voice shouted from below. “HEY! Come down here! We have a mission!”


A FEW MINUTES LATER…

The five teenagers entered a large, computer-filled room, where a bent-over ancient man with liver spots and a long white beard and grandfather glasses was working on a large terminal. On the big screen, it showed a series of images of flying saucers entering the world’s atmosphere. “There’s an alien invasion setting down! Get out there!”

“Why bother?” asked the sixteen-year-old. “Some other group’s gonna-”

“It’s in NORTH AMERICA, Akira!” shouted the old man. “Last I checked, this area didn’t have any heroes! Defeat this threat, and you kids could be on the way to the BIG TIME!”


AN HOUR LATER…

The last of the UFOs lay a burning heap on the mountainside, the others either utterly destroyed or fled. Galloway and GG Crono finished rounding up the last of the green-skinned invaders, while Mabat, Pierson and demigod quickly worked with the nice folks of Area 51 to sneak the alien technology away. Once everything was cleaned up, the five regathered at the center of the destruction.

“Well, that wasn’t bad for a first invasion,” said GG Crono.

“At least there won’t be another one for a while,” said Galloway.

As if in response, a giant robotic foot slammed down on Galloway, completely crushing him and propelling the other four away.

(to be continued)

This promises to be amusing. Bwahahah. :mwahaha:

Also? Nice artstuffs, Mabat.

The giant foot belonged to an enormous mecha, roughly the size of the Empire State Building. It was a mishmash of festive colors, with Optimus Prime for a head. A voice boomed over the head, shouting something in Japanese. Desperate to get the foot off his companion, Pierson raised up a megaphone. “Hello? Giant robot? Can you please get off our team mate?”

Another bunch of Japanese words followed, and the robot’s left arm shifted into the form of a giant cannon. GG Crono snatched the megaphone. “For the love of God, we don’t speak Japanese! Does anyone in there know English?”

The cannon began to take aim at the party. “Well…done in by a giant robot,” said Mabat. “It’s only too bad I will never be able to learn that giant gun skill.”

Suddenly, there was an enormous flash of light, followed by the robot’s right foot slowly being lifted. From beneath, Galloway, now a Super Saiyan, continued to struggle with the twelve metric tons of body mass. Finally, after a struggle for the ages, he threw back the robot, sending it falling to the ground in an earth-shattering thud. Its gun went off in mid-air, sending a shot into the retreating alien spaceships, completely vaporizing them.

At first, there was absolutely no movement on the field; even the wind seemed to vanish completely. Finally, a doorway opened on top of the robot’s head, and five Japanese teenagers crawled out, dressed in Power Rangers-esque jumpsuits and carrying phaser-like weapons. They turned to the Task Force, shouted something in Japanese, and fired their weapons. Laughably pathetic lasers flew at the Task Force, who easily managed to dodge them.

“Why are you attacking us?” asked demigod.

The teenagers looked amongst themselves for a few minutes, then back at the Task Force. “Your english will not fool us, aliens!” said the leader. “Especially you, saiyan!”

“I’m not an evil alien!” said Galloway. “I’m an American!”

“Can’t make up your mind?” said another.

“We’re not aliens!” said GG Crono. “We’re the RPGC Task Force! We beat the alien invasion back BEFORE you got here!”

The five looked amongst each other. “But…that is impossible,” said the leader. “How can you defeat aliens without a giant robot?”

“We’re superheroes, duh!” said Pierson.

“Superheroes?” said the girl.

All five turned to the girl’s voice…and were dumstruck at her physically impossible D-cup breasts. Only demigod seemed unfazed. “We learned about the invasion from the CIA, and managed to intercept and destroy it before they could even land.”

“You…mean…” said the leader.

“Cheer up!” said Galloway, finally powering down to normal. “We thank you for your obvious concern for the welfare of our island earth. How about some dinner while you’re in the neighborhood?”


(to be continued)

Next time: The RPGC Task Force vs the Ultimate Robot Squad Z!

Oh shit. Galloway went Super Saiyan. That’s over NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!

Are we still on Namek?

A FEW HOURS LATER…

The Ultimate Robot Squad Z returned to their giant robot, satisfied with their dinner but cursing their infinite lack of luck. “Damnit!” shouted Akira. “Now what are we going to do, Hideo?”

“Hell if I know,” said the angsty one. “Any ideas, Akane?”

“Nope!” said the impossibly-busty one. “How about you, Takeshi?”

“Not a thing!” said the happy-go-lucky one. “And you, Billy?”

“Durrrrr, nope! I like pizza!” said the fat foreigner.

Akira looked back at the countryside, and suddenly had an idea. An incredible, awful, horrid idea. “I think I know how we can get our name out there…”


THE NEXT MORNING…

The entire Task Force was awakened by the ever-ringing sound of the TroubAlert. Rushing to the computer, they saw Akira staring desperately towards them on the monitor. “Task Force! We require help! Someone has hijacked our robot and is preparing to use it to crush Chicago!”

“You REALLY should use the Club,” said GG Crono.

“We’ll be right there,” said Galloway. He turned off the monitor. “QUICK! To the Task Force-Mobile!”


AN HOUR LATER…

The Task Force-Mobile arrived at the spot the robot landed the day before…only to see it still lying motionless. There was no sign of the Ultimate Robot Squad Z anywhere, not even the device they used to call the TasK Force. The Task Force stepped out of their car and started to survey the area, but found no trace of anyone touching the area in the last several hours. “Something’s seriously wrong here,” said Pierson.

Suddenly, a long stand filled with small robotic cannons rose from the ground and fired a green gas. Within seconds, the entire Force was unconscious, now at the mercy of the Ultimate Robot Squad Z…


SOME TIME LATER…

Mabat awoke to find himself hanging upside down, his arms and legs shackled to a metal frame. The rest of the Task Force was chained next to him, all still unconscious. The Ultimate Robot Squad Z were nowhere to be found, but the sheer amount of technology in the room, accompanied by the gears and wires hanging from the walls, revealed their location: inside the giant robot.

He struggled with the chains, but they were both locked to and magnetically sealed to the frame. The rest of the Task Force struggled as well, but they were hopelessly trapped. Whatever the URSZ had planned for them, they were now doomed…


MEANWHILE, IN JAPAN…

Godzilla was slammed to the ground by a tackling slam from Gaos. The force of the impact sent Godzillas flame breath flying far into the air. The blast struck the side of the giant robot, which sent it into a brief talespin, but it quickly regained flight path.


MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE GIANT ROBOT…

The brief blast was strong enough to take out the magnets, allowing Mabat, Galloway and demigod to snap free. Once they were back on their feet, they released Pierson and GG Crono, grabbed their nearby gear, and climbed up a nearby ladder through a long shaft, hoping to find a way off this giant death trap.

When they opened the top of the door, they saw their unfortunate location: the robot’s head, looking like something ripped straight out of the Power Rangers. The Ultimate Robot Squad Z were busy working on several control panels, completely oblivious to the Task Force. As the Force climbed out, however, demigod’s foot scrapped against the metal, causing the URSZ to turn in alarm.

Akira shouted something in Japanese, and Akane entered a series of commands on her console. Takeshi pulled a small handle from his belt and pressed a switch, causing a blue beam of energy to emerge. Billy charged blindly forward, but Pierson took him out with a knee to the chin. Hideo raised a laser gun and fired, but Mabat easily dodged the blast and rushed the man to the ground.

Akira raised two laser pistols and took dual shots and demigod. The cloaked being was hit head-on, but was almost completely unfazed, easily walking to the leader and knocking him against his own metal seat. Galloway fired a small ki blast as Takeshi, knocking him into the recovering Akira. Akane tried to raise her own laser pistol, but GG Crono knocked her out with the flat of his blade.

Pierson and Galloway quickly looked at the console; fortunately, everything was in plain enough Engrish. “All right, looks like the thing’s locked on an autopilot,” said Pierson. “If we leave now, these guys should be all right.”

“Agreed,” said GG Crono. “Can we get going, please? I kinda have this thing about being inside a giant robot.”


SEVERAL HOURS LATER, AFTER RETRIEVING THE TASK FORCE-MOBILE…

The Task Force returned to their little bunker in the hills, ready to celebrate their first victory over another superhero group. Now, it seemed, nothing would be ready to drive them apart…

THE END OF ISSUE 10

Next time: The Task Force’s first great challenge begins. Galloway and Wil go on a rescue operation, and demigod is confronted by his past. Stay tuned for…THE PRICE OF POWER.

Issue 11: The Price of Power (Family Matters Part 1)

A DARK VOID…

“How is this possible?”

“How can one of our own betray us?”

“I did what I had to. You are-”

“Silence!”

“He must be destroyed at once!”

“NOOOOOOO!”


BACK IN THE RPGC TASK FORCE HQ…

demigod awoke with a start, barely able to stop his heavy breathing. He looked around in confusion for several minutes, before finally realizng he was still in his room. Pulling himself from his bed, he threw on his cloak, his body contorting almost instantly to fill the garment, and walked out of the room and down the nearby corridor, to find GG Crono, Pierson and Mabat crowding around the meeting table, empty plates and silverware in front of them.

“…Have I missed something?” asked demigod.

“It’s Galloway’s turn to cook dinner,” grumbled Pierson. “He’s been in that damn kitchen for over two hours!”

“So far he’s burned half of the crap in the fridge, and a third of the stuff in the pantry!” said Mabat. “And now the crap-for-brains won’t even let us get a bowel of cereal!”

Suddeny, Galloway came rushing from the kitchen, pushing a small metal cart covered by a white cloth. He was wearing a burnt white apron, and a chef’s hat with a small flame on one corner. “Gentlemen and gentlemen,” he said, “I give you…DINNER!” He threw back the cloth…


FIVE MINUTES LATER…

Once they were finished with their cereal, and Galloway had sworn to learn how to cook before even attempting such a thing next time, the Task Force got back to business. “The first item on the agenda: forming a reserve Task Force,” began Galloway.

“Sounds like a good idea,” said Mabat. “However, are we limited to already licensed heroes, or do we have the power to license others?”

“We have to submit a profile of candidates to the UN,” said Galloway. “Once there, they will finish the licensing process.”

“Doesn’t sound too hard,” said Pierson. “Hopefully Wilfredo will be willing to help.”

“I’ll ask him after the meeting is over,” said GG Crono.

“Good,” said Galloway. “Either way, Mabat, can you head up the interview process? You’re the most experienced superhero at this table, after all.”

“I don’t see why I can’t,” said Mabat.

“Okay, that brings us to item two,” said Galloway. “We recently got a commission to add some renovations to the bunker. Any suggestions?”

“We could add some defenses around the perimeter,” said Pierson. “A few peepholes, maybe some remote turrets, the usual.”

“How about improving the garage?” asked GG Crono. “The new stuff for the Task Force-mobile is coming in, and we need to make sure we can accomidate our supermobile.”

“Agreed,” said Mabat. “And how about some catgirl porn?”

“I…don’t think porn is covered under ‘improving the bunker,’” said Galloway. “I was thinking about installing a landing pad, so we can move the Flying Bunker over.”

“Why not just hold off until next week’s meeting?” asked Pierson.

“Agreed,” said Galloway. “Alright, that brings us to item three. Has anyone learned anything about the perpetrator of the drug ring from a month ago?”

demigod, who had remained silent throughout the entire meeting, suddenly sprang up in his chair. All four stared at him strangely. “I…do not know anything else. I do not think we have learned anything!”

“…You knew something,” said GG Crono. “Didn’t you say he was ‘like a brother’ or something like that?”

“It matters not,” said demigod.

“Yes it does!” said Pierson. “This guy tried to poison a bunch of school children! He killed several of them, nearly killed GG Crono, Weiila and myself, and almost slaughtered the Task Force and the RPGCPD! WHO IS HE?!”

demigod grabbed Pierson by the throat almost instantly, lifting him high into the air. “It…Matters…NOT!!!”

The other three Task Forcers managed to push demigod and Pierson apart, the latter quickly massaging his throat. “That’s enough, both of you!” said Mabat. “Pierson, don’t egg demigod on like that. demigod, you’re going to have to spill eventually, and PLEASE try not to strangle fellow Task Force members.”

“Everyone, PLEASE get back to your seats!” shouted Galloway. Everyone returned to their seats, and the meeting resumed. “I can see things are getting a bit hectic right now. I suggest that we suspend the remaining agenda until next week. This meeting is adjourned!”


A FEW HOURS LATER…

Galloway had just finished cleaning the last of the dishes he had ruined when he heard the computer’s alarm flashing. The rest of the Task Force had gone on patrol, leaving only him to wipe his hands of suds and activate the console. On the other side, through waves of static, scratching and poor tracking, he saw his brother’s face. “…How’d you get this number?” he asked.

Gemini’s response was heavily fragmented and crackled. “Br…trouble…RPGC…danger fro…dem…”

“Hold on!” shouted Galloway. “Let me try to fix the tracking!” He fiddled with some dials, and finally removed most of the scratching from the audio, but the screen was still practically unviewable and the dialogue was still jumpy, staticy, and distorted. “Now, try it again!”

“Brother, I’m…serious trouble…RPGC…is in danger from…go…Send help!”

Finally realizing what was going on, Galloway inserted a small PDA device into a port on the computer. “All right, just input your approximate location and quadrants.”

There was a series of beepings, and a large amount of information was entered into the PDA. Galloway pulled the device out, and the image on the monitor vanished. “Well, that’s that. Now to get some help.”


(to be continued)

A reserve Task Force? Interesting idea, I wonder who will show up for the interviews. I wonder if it will be anything like the interviews the Mystery Men held.

And why, oh why do I have the feeling the Task Force is going to be walking into a trap. Oh well

Can’t wait to see what happens.

MEANWHILE, AT WILFREDO MARTINEZ’S HOUSE…

Wil’s dinner table was covered with ancient books, scrolls, and granola bars, all yellowed and dusted with age. Wil himself, also dusted from age, leaned over the countless texts, his mind focused on study and writing something down in his notebook. His attention wasn’t broken until his long-tortured wall came crashing down.

Galloway emerged from the rubble, coughing from the dust and debris. “Wil, you need to answer your damn phone!”

“…I really should just stop patching that wall,” sighed Wil.

Galloway took a seat across from Wil. “I need your help. My brother just called about some trouble, and-”

“He didn’t take my advice, did he?” asked Wil.

“I don’t know, the communicae had a lot of interferance,” said Galloway. He handed Wil the PDA. “He did manage to send me his quadrants. Maybe you know where this is?”

Wil looked at the data, and then at a large map at one end of the table. He quickly nodded in acknowledgement. “I see…he’s at Iona.”

“He’s at…what?” asked Galloway.

“Iona,” said Wil. “It’s an extremely magically-adapt world, not terribly far from here. It houses one of the multiverse’s most famous magic schools.”

“And…how is this bad?” asked Galloway.

“I went there to study just after I started my travels,” said Wil. “Unfortunately, I could never get into the school to begin with. It’s women only.”

“So, he didn’t make it into the academy,” said Galloway. “What else?”

Wil hung his head. “It’s…a little worse than that. About a hundred years before I arrived, an evil entity tried to attack Iona. Naturally, they resisted, and did a pretty damn good job of it, but the entity unleashed some sort of plague on the world. The male population was affected the most; only fifteen percent of it remained, as compared to the eighty percent survival rate for the women. The entity was eventually drawn away to other worlds, and-”

“I think I get it,” said Galloway. “The point is, he’s in trouble, and I need help getting around…Iona, or whatever stupid name it has. Care to come with?”

“…Yeah, sure,” said Wil. “Beats the heck out of dealing with filling out reserves. May God have mercy on Mabatsekker’s soul.”


MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE TASK FORCE HQ…

demigod sat in his room, his body curled into a meditative position. His mind began to attune itself into the very essence of the universe, tapping into the very foundations that created reality. Perhaps this “enlightnement” crap was true…

Suddenly, he felt something jerk his mind. He could see nothing but a bright light, and several shadowy figures standing in front. They were all humanoid, but with strange shapes and figures. His consciousness stood in cold silence for several seconds, before the silence was finally broken. “Remember us?”

“Yes.”

“Do you know why we are here?”

“You want me to come back.”

“Exactly. Return nicely, and we will forgive your infractions.”

“Never.”

“Why do you refuse? You cannot deny what you are.”

“I am-”

“A god! A being of pure power amongst mortals! They are yours to take, to control, to bend to your will alone! And you foolishly spend your time trying to HELP them? To SAVE them? What point is there in these actions?”

“I do not expect you to understand-”

“Good, because we do not. Nevertheless, you are our brother. You are to return here at once.”

“I refuse!”

“Then you damn your allies. If you do not return, we will strike your current world next. We will bathe the earth in mortal blood, until you finally give yourself over to us. If that fails, perhaps we shall destroy another, and another, and-”

“ENOUGH! I have had enough of your evil!”

“OUR evil? What of yours? Remember their screams? The tortured screams of a world dying because of-”

“…No…I…”

“Remember our offer. You have twenty-four of your hours before we plunge this world into an orgy of death.”

With that, demigod’s consciousness was suddenly thrusted back into his body, and he simply stared straight ahead, contemplating his position.


(to be continued)

Next time: demigod’s decision. Plus, GG Crono and Pierson prepare for absolute hell! And Mabat is plunged into a disastrous position!

“Let’s see… powers… distracti… HOLY MOLEY SOME DECENCY WOULDN’T HURT HERE LADY!”
“What do you mean, you can’t control your atomic powered snee choo EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEESSSS…” CRASH
“Regeneration, check. Amnesia, check. Sharp nail… No. We can’t risk another lawsuit.”
“Able to create booze and catgirl porn at will? Oh Ga…NO!

The possibilities in this crazy world we live in… an international reserve call, or a “local” one?

THE NEXT DAY, AT THE TASK FORCE HQ…

“And so Wilfredo and I are going to leave for a while.”

The rest of the Task Force stared in confusion at Galloway, their hands still clasped tightly on the table. Wil, meanwhile, remained seated in a corner of the room. “Uh…can you repeat that?” asked GG Crono.

“I repeated it FIFTEEN TIMES!” said Galloway. “The reason I called you four here is because I need to chose a replacement leader for my absence. Whoever it is has to be strong, decisive, charismatic; in other words, everything I’m not. At the same time, they must be weak enough for me to snap in two in case of a rebellion. That’s why Pierson is to be team leader while we’re gone.”

A massive grin emerged from Pierson’s mouth, threatening to swallow his entire face. GG Crono and Mabat watched with growing jealousy and resentment, while demigod seemed generally uninterested. Pierson’s moment of sheer bliss ended when Galloway dropped a towering pile of documents in front of him; so much so, that the pile seemed to actually be growing as time passed. “This is just the stuff due today,” said Galloway.

“Wh- Wh- What the hell is that?” stammered Pierson.

“All the stuff we need to send back to the UN,” said Galloway. “You know, budget forecasts, mission statements, requests for additional funding, and full biographies of every member sent to every member nation of the UN, coupled with several handwritten copies for legal purposes.” Pierson began to sob uncontrollably. Galloway laid his hand on his shoulder. “There there, my friend. It won’t be so bad. It’ll just swallow up all your free time, leaving you unable to have anything resembling a social life.”

“I’ll take care of the Task Force-mobile,” said GG Crono. “How hard can installing components into a high-tech Volkswagon be?”

“…Very,” sobbed Pierson.

“I can still handle the reserves,” said Mabat. “Even without Wil, it shouldn’t be too hard.” Wil let out a very loud, very evil laugh at this comment.

“Then I’ll leave everything in your capable hands,” said Galloway. “Remember, no meals after 8:30, look both ways when crossing the street, and give Glenton a good kick in the rump for me!” With that, Galloway and Wil threw on their travel capes/cloaks and stepped through the broom closet/dimensional portal, and vanished completely.

Everything was silent for a few seconds…and then the kegger began.


MEANWHILE, IN A DISTANT DIMENSION…

Galloway and Wil landed with a thud into a thick jungle. The ground was a light brown color, soft and mossy to the touch. The plant life consisted of very large trees and plants, consisting of a spectrum of different colors. There were the sounds of roars and chirping, but no visible sign of any animal life. The two dusted themselves off and took in their surroundings. “Looks like we made it,” said Wil.

“Made it WHERE?” asked Galloway.

“Iona,” said Wil. “About a third of the planet is covered with jungle like this. At least we didn’t land in the middle of a heard of Breai; imagine the body count then!”

“…I’ll just pretend I know what you’re talking about,” said Galloway.

“If they’re holding Gemini anywhere,” said Wil. “It’ll probably be in one of the penal colonies. We’ll just have to check each one until we hit the right one.”


MEANWHILE, AT THE TASK FORCE HQ…

demigod watched his three companions gorge themselves on cheap beer and old porn mags, things he could no longer enjoy. As he did so, his thoughts continued to return to the warning of his “brothers.” They would not delay to invade this dimension if need be, and would not hesitate to kill every living being across every planet if they had to. Even if Galloway and Wil were there, and a sufficent force of recruits could be built up, they would have no chance of victory against such unbeatable foes.

Finally, he realized he had only one choice left. He approached the table, raising his voice for attention. Over the cheerful shouting, however, he was barely a whisper. Something in the being finally snapped; he grabbed a keg of beer and tore it in half with his bare claws, sending the precious brown liquid pouring everywhere. The other three stopped enjoying themselves and stared in shock at what had just happened.

“…I have an announcement to make,” said demigod. “I’m leaving RPGC.”

Once again, the three looked on in total shock. “Why?” stammered GG Crono.

“I cannot explain,” said demigod. “I wish it could have ended differently, but…I must go.” He raised his hands, and a portal appeared behind the demigod. Nodding a final farewell, he stepped through the portal, and vanished without a trace.


(to be continued)

Okay looks like the Task Force might need some serious reinforcements soon.

At least with the two physiclly strongest members gone.

MANY, MANY HOURS LATER…

Galloway and Wil continued to trudge through the jungle, cursing themelves for forgetting a proper machete, and for Galloway’s failure to bring his katana, as well as Wil’s inability to use any magic on the plantlife without destroying the entire jungle. Finally, they managed to march their way to a ledge overlooking a small valley. Unlike the rest of the jungle, the valley’s grass was a familiar green for a change, a welcome sight to the two. With night fast approaching, the two jumped down to set up a camp.

As Galloway was gathering firewood, Wil looked at his old maps. “Something’s seriously wrong,” he said. “We should be at the first penal colony by now.”

Galloway dumped several small dry branches on the grass. “Is it possible the place has changed since you last came here? Or perhaps we teleported into the wrong spot?”

“That’s not possible!” said Wil. “We were exact! And if the colonies were shut down, wouldn’t there by some structures left?”

Suddenly, a loud roar emerged from the jungle overhead. The two cautiously looked straight up, and saw an enormous creature leap from the very ledge they were standing upon and landed right in front of them. It was a huge, lizard-like monstrosity, the top of its head level with Wil’s eyes. Its skin was greenish-yellow, and several spikes covered its back, all dripping with fresh blood. It roared once again, and charged forward…


MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER DIMENSION…

demigod found himself in complete darkness. “I have returned.”

The same voices from his dream responded. “The prodigal son has returned to face judgment.”

“You refused to see the truth about mortals.”

“You followed those mortals, using your powers to aid them in the wrong ways.”

“They need guidance. We are the ones that will provide this guidance.”

“Do you understand?”

demigod nodded.

“Good. You will be watched very closely, but will otherwise be free once again. Welcome, brother. Welcome back to godhood.”


MEANWHILE, BACK AT IONA…

Galloway and Wil quickly rolled out of the way of the beast, hoping to send it crashing into the rock wall, but unfortunately it managed to flip around and face the group once again. “…Any ideas?” asked Galloway.

“I think these things have a soft underbelly,” said Wil. “Just flip him over; I can deal with the rest.”

Galloway nodded, and waited for the creature to finish roaring and charge. As it did so, he ducked underneath its head, powered up a Kaioken times 3 and slammed the creature and the neck. The force was powerful enough to send the creature flipping into the air, crashing onto its back on its return visit. Wil followed this by using an Ice spell, causing a frozen stalagtite to form in mid-air and stab into the creature’s belly. By pure luck, the attack struck it in the heart, killing it within seconds.

The two were just recovering themselves when they saw three other lizard-creatures emerging from the far end of the valley. They prepared for more combat, but to their surprise there were figures riding the creatures on their backs, which were actually spikeless. The riders were all female, and were also covered from head to toe with various robes, bandages, and hunting gear. The first, wearing a more ornate golden robe, dismounted her ride and approached the two.

“Erm…hello,” mumbled Wilfredo. Galloway looked curiously at Wil’s reaction.

“Who are you?” said the woman, her voice revealing a sense of dignity and regality. “How do you know magic?”

“Well…you see…” mumbled Wil.

“We’re from another dimension,” said Galloway. “We’re looking for one of our own. He was trapped here several days ago, we estimate.”

The woman’s eyes locked onto Galloway, and Wil began a silent prayer for his companion’s life. After several tense, silent minutes, the eyes softened. “You must be d Galloway, brother of JFGemini. We knew of your arrival for some time.”

“You know where my brother is?” asked Galloway.

“Of course,” said the woman. “He is at my residence, back in the capital. We will take you there, of course.” She looked heavily at Wil. “But I warn you, he HAS told us about his former master. If he so much as utters the first word of a…‘pick-up line,’ the citizens will be picking his remains out of soup for years.” She raised a knife to the mage’s throat. “UNDERSTAND?!”

Wil gurgled a reply, and the two climbed onto the back of the other two mounts. The three lizards were turned around admist several strange, alien cries, and the three began their quick trek out of the jungle, and into a series of desert plains. After an hour of travelling, the three reached the outskirts of a massive city, its fortress walls glistening with grey concrete, its architecture completely alien and yet familiar. The three passed through a side gateway, and were quickly inside a large garden, right next to a large, twisted residence of some kind.

Everyone quickly disembarked, and the five slipped through a small side door and into a living room of some kind, looking like something out of a twisted Victorean aristocratic mindset. The woman’s two companions quickly vanished from view, while the woman, Galloway and Wil sat.

“…Okay, why is Gemini here?” asked Galloway.

“He came here after learning about the universtiy,” said the woman. “Of course, it is for women only, but his travelling device was destroyed by one of those beasts from the jungle, and he didn’t know the right spell to travel between worlds.”

“I knew I forgot to give him something,” grumbled Wil.

“So…I decided to let him stay here,” said the woman. “Now that you’re here, I’m sure that he will gladly return home. Which is fortunate, as-”

Suddenly, Gemini descended down a nearby flight of stairs, staff in one hand and a large book in the other. Both brothers jumped at each other and entered a tight embrace, although in Galloway’s case it was more like trying to choke his brother to death. At last, it seemed, everything was going right…


MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER DIMENSION…

“So it’s settled then. Iona will be the next to fall.”

“Yes, and why not let our…brother lead the attack?”

THE END OF ISSUE 11

Next Issue: Mabat forms the RPGC Task Force Reserves, admist great personal injury, Pierson encounters an old enemy, and GG Crono is trapped in a crooked investigation. Just another day for the RPGC Task Force (minus two)…(no title available)

Issue 12: Seperate Paths

AT KAT-CHI’S APARTMENT, THE NEXT DAY (RPGC TIME)…

Kat-Chi’s apartment was filled to capacity, with men and women dressed in the absolutely most ridiculous outfits imaginable, all conforming to ridiculous premises and themes in a vain attempt to act like they were actual superheroes. Kat-Chi laid out the eighteenth bucket of beer, and grumbled something to Mabat, but he couldn’t hear her at his small table. Besides, he was already busy trying to manage all the application forms, and keep the guys dressed as pencils from rubbing against a confused and scared GG Crono.


MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER DIMENSION…

The darkness surrounding demigod faded into whiteness, followed by the fading in of various objects, until the entire area was transformed into a fancy, glorious hotel lobby of sorts. The walls were seemingly made of gold, the floor polished marble. There were various seats and fountains laid about, all looking like something out of Bill Gates’ wet dreams. The most striking thing, however, were the various beings wandering the lobby, all horribly misshapen, but at the same time exuding untold power.

All eyes quickly locked on demigod. Some were filled with surprise at his presence, others with hatred. “Uh…hi,” said demigod.

“Had enough fun with the mortals?” shouted a voice. The entire lobby erupted into mocking laughter.

demigod sighed. “I have my reasons for returning. Let us leave it at that.”

The others quickly began to lose interest, save for another cloaked being in the back, who simply stared for several more seconds before retreating into hiding along with everyone else.


MEANWHILE, IN THE RPGC TASK FORCE HQ…

Pierson sat at the meeting table, which was covered with hundreds of stacks of papers. Pierson looked over the hundreds of documents, cursing his misfortune. “Let’s see…Living finances are distributed on a monthly basis, as outlined in form AAB-9. Requests for additional funding can be made by filing form AAC-1, unless exempt under BD-29, at which point form APA-32 must be completed and filed within five days after AAF-2930. No living expenses can exceed $5000, and all excess funds must-”

Finally, he threw down the documents in his hand and roared in bloody, unadulterated frustration. “GAAAAAAAH! What the hell is wrong with this? Why the hell does superheroing have SO MUCH PAPERWORK?!”

As if in response, the ProbAlert ™ started ringing up a storm. Taking the welcome diversion from his paperwork duties, Pierson wheeled his chair around and pressed the acknowledgement switch.


MEANWHILE, AT THE APARTMENT…

Just as Mabat was about to blow his brains out due to a Jack Daniels binge, Weiila approached the small table. Her clothes were obviously dishelved, her hair a complete mess, her face covered with the scars of having pushed through hordes of people that had no right to be anywhere near women. “Hey, Mabat. I heard you were building a reserve force?”

Mabat let out a small laugh. “Oh…that’s what this is supposed to be? Cause all I see are a bunch of losers in dorky costumes! …And an angel, of course.”

“Well, where do I sign up?” asked Weiila.

Mabat’s will to live suddenly returned. He quickly tossed her the proper forms, and she wandered to the kitchen to fill them out. Meanwhile, OmegaFlareX wandered to the table as well. “Hey, blue mage!” he said.

“Oh…hi, Omega,” said Mabat. “Are you here to enlist in the good fight and all that crap?”

“You know it!” said Omega. He took the form and quickly wandered next to Weiila. As Mabat realized his luck had probably rub out, he saw yet another figure approaching him, this one unfamiliar. He was obviously regal in appearance, but his features were that of a dragon. “Is this the…RPGC Task Force?” it said.

“Er…yes,” said Mabatsekker. “And you are?”

“Bahamut Xero,” said the figure. “I wish to join this…reserve force of yours.”

Mabat cautiously handed the dragon the forms, and the being wandered into the kitchen. At long last, it seemed, everything was going there way. All they needed was one more member, and the reserve force would be balanced for the time being…

“Hello? Is this where I sign up?”

Mabat looked around, but saw nobody either speaking towards him or standing next to the table. The voice continued to speak, but Mabat continued to see nothing. Finally, it dawned on him to look down…and he saw the face of Zachary, the kid from the drug case a month ago. “…Oh, hell no,” said Mabat.


MEANWHILE, IN IONA…

After Gemini had been ressurected via CPR, the three men took seats on the couch, while the woman continued to chat. “Is it…typical of male behavior to strangle family members to near-death?” she asked.

“In our family, it is,” said Galloway. Gemini was tempted to tear out his jugular, but wisely decided against it.

“So, how long until you can return to your own world?” asked the woman.

“Another couple of hours or so,” said Galloway. “Well, I thank you for looking after my brother, but we will be leaving as soon as possible. Our parents will probably be worried sick by now…probably.”


MEANWHILE, BACK AT KAT-CHI’S APARTMENT…

Mabat and Zachary continued to be locked into a staring match. “No…No…No!” said Mabat. “You’re WAY too young!”

“But…I can help!” said Zachary. “I helped on that island, remember?!”

“No, you didn’t,” said Mabat. “As I remember, you were all saved by sheer fortune, our arrival, and a motor that miraculously began to work. You had-” His thoughts suddenly flipped back to the motor. “…Wait a minute, how DID that motor work again?”

Zachary rubbed his hands together and clapped onto Mabat’s cheeks. Suddenly, the blue mage was filled with a massive surge of electricity, sending him flying out of his chair and into the next wall. After several smoking, painful seconds, his head reemerged, his hair spiked and charred. “Uh…huh. So wait, you can generate massive amounts of static electricity?”

“I’m…not sure WHAT kind of electricity,” said Zachary. “I just know I can do this ever since dad gave me that spoiled beer.”

“Look, as much as I’d love to call protective services right now,” said Mabat, “the fact is, you’re onloy seven years old-”

“EIGHT NEXT WEEK!”

“Alright, but that’s still too flippin’ young, kid. And before you even think about it, remember Superboy’s been retconned out of existance, so-”

“I’m the last guy here,” said Zachary.

“WELCOME ABOARD!” shouted Mabat. Deep down, however, he quickly began to hate himself.


(to be continued)

Next time: Pierson meets his oldest enemy! GG Crono encounters an ancient foe! Mabat gets sauced! The Reserves get their first test under fire! And the invasion of Iona begins!

DID I LEARN THAT!? DID I LEARN THAT!? >_>;

For some reason, I reeeheeaally fell sorry for GG Crono right now, I mean, drunken binge by a Blue Mage handling his future co-workers and his future co-workers are, uh… Yeah. Time for a celebratory drinking binge! XD

MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER DIMENSION…

demigod sat on an ornate seat, his head bowed, his mood somber and doomed. The other beings seemingly ignored him completely, looking at him only to silently show their disgust for the cloaked being. And to be fair, he felt disgusted with himself; he had surrendered to their demands almost without hesitation, returning to the life he had willfully abandoned when he fled to RPGC. He knew they would attack RPGC sooner or later, once they learned of the beings that lived there. He had-

“Hello.”

The other cloaked figure sat next to demigod. The two did not look at each other. “…It has been a long time,” said demigod.

“Why are you back?” asked the cloaked figure.

“They threatened the residents of one of the mortal dimensions,” said demigod. “Perhaps my actions will delay them long enough to change their minds.”

“You know that is impossible,” said the cloaked figure. “Even now, they are preparing to send two agents to Iona. Once they have that world, the rest of the sector will fall within the space of two standard years.”

“…They must be stopped,” growled demigod. Then he remembered where he heard that name before. “Wait…I have an idea. How can I get to Iona?”


MEANWHILE, IN KAT-CHI’S APARTMENT…

Mabat set down his cell phone, thankfully glad that the losers were long gone. Kat-Chi had secluded herself in her bedroom, refusing to speak to Mabat after the mess he had made of her apartment. Only GG Crono and the newly-formed Task Force Reserves remained. “All right, lady and gentlemen! Pierson just got word from Heaven’s Soldier; someone is preparing to attack our headquarters.”

“Oh…great,” said GG Crono.

“It gets worse,” said Mabat. “Remember that big wrestler you took down, GG Crono? Doomsday, or something like that? Well, it seems his bosses have bailed him and a few of his testosterone-crazed buddies out of jail, and are destroying shops in the slums that haven’t paid their protection money.”

“I can handle that,” said GG Crono.

“Actually, I have a better idea,” said Mabat. He pulled a drill seargent hat out of nowhere and somehow managed to shove it down his mass of hair, his eyes narrowing on the reserves. “All right, maggots! Consider this your official training! Xero, Omega, you guys go with GG Crono and stop those lugs! Weiila, take the kid and help Pierson hold down the fort! All right, bags of dog shit, let’s get to work!”


MEANWHILE, ON IONA…

Galloway, Wilfredo, Gemini and the woman stepped outside of the house, taking in the coming night sky, which was a shade of green in this world. “Once again, thanks for your help,” said Wil. “By the way, you never told us your name.”

“Deralin,” said the woman. “Gemini, if you ever travel here again, be sure to stop by.”

Gemini was about to say something, but a sudden explosion in the city itself stopped his words in their tracks. A tower of smoke bellowed from the streets, as the screams of the wounded and dying reached even this distant suburb. The four looked quickly at each other, and immediately mounted the lizards and raced towards the source of the explosion. What greeted them was a scene of absolute madness. Countless figures raced past the four, running away from a massive crater in the middle of a street.

Inside the crater itself stood two monstrous figures. The first was similar to a grey skeleton, its bones covered by a rotting flesh that barely held onto its four arms, its eyes merely specks of lights nestled inside of empty sockets. The later was stout and chalk-skinned, wearing a suit of armor over much of its upper body but only a loincloth on its lower body. Both hideous creatures looked about in mocking tones, expecting an easy victory.


MEANWHILE, AT THE RPGCITY SLUMS…

GG Crono, Bahamut Xero and OmegaFlareX were crouched on a rooftop, about ten yards from the scene of the rampage. Looking through a pair of binoculars, GG saw Doomsday, now looking more steroid-addicted than ever, practically tearing buildings down to the frames, while two other enormous, muscle-bound figures assisted in his destructive rampage. Now satisfied, he lowered the binoculars and turned to his reserves.

“All right, we need to take all three down quickly,” said GG Crono. “I’ll take Doomsday; I’ve fought him before, and can beat him again. Xero, you take the guy in the green spandex. Omega, you take the guy in the orange leotard. Any questions?”

“Do these undisciplined brutes have any real skills?” asked Xero.

“Kingy’s got a point,” said Omega. Xero obviously chafed at his remark. “Can these guys shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn into robots…or fire exploding farts?”

“Well, Doomsday is capable of paralyzing opponents with a touch,” said GG Crono. “His goons might be able to do the same. The point is, don’t let them get a hold on you, and remember to leave them alive. We’re heroes; we never kill.”

The three jumped from the rooftop and spread out in an attempt to strike all three at once. Once they were sure they were in position, they launched their attack. GG Crono went first, charging towards Doomsday with seemingly reckless abandon. As the revenge-seeking wrestler moved to use his paralyzing hold on the comparatively small figure, GG Crono suddenly ducked and rolled, managing to go beneath the wrestler’s legs. As Doomsday looked about in confusion, GG Crono sliced at both tendons, sending the giant crumpling to the ground.

Meanwhile, Xero calmly approached his wrestler. The muscle-bound lug laughed at his puny challenger, despite him being nearly two heads taller than the giant. He ran towards the dragon in an attempt at a grapple; Xero, however, didn’t feel like playing around, and threw an ice bolt at the ground in front of him, creating a small puddle of ice. The wrestler quickly lost his balance and slipped around, allowing Xero to send him flying a few feet into the air. As the wrestler came crashing down, Xero raised his knee into the small of the wrestler’s back, completely paralyzing him at least for a while.

While all that was going on, Omega leaped onto his giant, intent on blinding him with some mace to the eyes. The wrestler grabbed him and attempted to crush every bone in his body, but Omega quickly kicked him in the throat, striking the most sensitive area with ease. As the wrestler let him go, Omega grabbed the giant by the leg and, with great effort, managed to flip him onto his back. The wrestler’s oversized muscles finally got the worst of him; he was simply too bulky to get back to his feet.

Their mission accomplished, the three waited for the police to arrive and haul them off to the prison island.


AT THE SAME TIME, AT THE TASK FORCE HQ…

Pierson, Weiila and Zachary sat at the meeting table, an air of slight tension in the air. “All right, here’s the situation,” said Pierson. “An old enemy of mine, Lord Slash, has recovered from his exposure to the Anti-Life Sentence and is coming here for revenge. He still has a suit of power armor, making him extremely dangerous. With Galloway, Wil and demigod tied up elsewhere, it’ll be up to us to fight this guy off. Any questions?”

“…How are we supposed to take this guy down?” asked Weiila.

“To be honest, I don’t even know how he came back,” said Pierson. “Last time I left him, he was a drooling vegetable. He’s probably upgraded his suit since then. We’ll have to be-” He saw Zachary doodling a stick figure labelled “Pierson” going “blah, blah, blah.” “KID! Pay attention!”

(to be continued)

Next time: BIG battles!

Oh, the battles! The epicness! The…um…er…battles…

…hey look, a three-headed monkey! sidles off

“Why? You’re boring,” said Zachary.

Pierson hung his head in his hands. Not only was he facing countless child endangerment suits, but the kid simply wasn’t taking his job seriously. At least Weiila can be relied on, he thought. Then he saw Weiila writing a twenty-page yaoi fanfic about how boring Pierson was, and his heart sank even farther. “…All right, people, let’s concentrate on the problem at hand! There’s a major enemy coming towards us…” Both looked at him blankly. “All right, he’s a pathetic loser, but STILL, he has a kickass suit of armor, and we need to ORGANIZE and take him OUT!”

“All right, Mr. Tactician,” said Weiila. “What do we do?”


A FEW MINUTES LATER, AT THE TASK FORCE HQ…

A massive hole was blown through the bunker’s doorway, and the vile Lord Slash climbed through, followed by absolutely no retinue whatsoever. There was no sign of the Task Force to be found; in fact, the entire bunker appeared to be completely abandoned. “Hey! Canonazi! It is I, Lord Slash, and I have returned for my revenge!” Crickets began to chirp out of nowhere. “Hello? Where are-”

Lord Slash’s armored foot suddenly struck a trip wire, sending him falling face-down onto the ground. Pierson immediately jumped out of the shadows, placing a square blue object on the armor’s back. Lord Slash’s sole-placed rocket boosters immediately lifted him to his feet and into the air, but before he could fire a tracking laser, Weiila’s whip wrapped around his lower legs, causing him to loose balance and crash hard into the ground. As he did so, the blue device activated, sending a massive wave of power through Lord Slash’s armor, deactivating many of its vital systems.

As the dark lord of fanfiction struggled to his feet, for the first time weighed down by his armor, Zachary dropped down from the rafters, rubbing both hands together as he fell. He landed neatly on the armored being’s back, grabbed ahold of the armor’s neckline, and sent the electricity flying through. Within seconds, Lord Slash was down for good, badly wounded but otherwise alive.

“…Alright, woman and child!” said Pierson. “A job well done! Now let’s just patch up this metal doorway, and-” Sure enough, Weiila and Zachary dashed off at the mere mention of serious work. “…Is EVERYONE in RPGC this lazy?”


MEANWHILE, IN IONA…

“What the hell are those things?” shouted Galloway.

All eyes turned to Wil. He looked around in confusion before replying. “Don’t look at me. I have no idea what these things are, either.”

“Well…why not just kill them?” asked Gemini. “That’s what you’re probably going to do, anyway?”

The three were about to wander into the battlefield, but Deralin quickly pulled all three back. “No, you can’t go out there! Let the guard handle this!”

“Lady, with all due respect, we’re superheroes,” said Galloway. “We can handle these two-” All four ducked as several women in plate mail armor were send flying. Using the temporary destraction, the three rushed forward, quickly leaping over the crowd and landing on the outer edge of the crater. The two monstrosities roared angrily, and the great battle began…


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Wil carried Gemini on his shoulder, despite his own smashed leg. Galloway, meanwhile, was barely able to hold his SSJ form against the relentless onslaught of the creatures. At long last, it seemed, despite the power of the orbital laser cannon, the most powerful black magic spell in existance, and a battle larger than that seen in any big-budget Hollywood blockbuster, they were simply unable to win…

Suddenly, a pair of claws show through both creatures, somehow managing to mortally wound them. The claws receeded, and the monsters fell lifeless to the ground, demigod standing behind them. “Quick!” he shouted. “Before it is too late, stain your weapons in their blood!” The three quickly complied, covering their sword and staves in the blood of the defeated. The guards quickly closed in and began to speak commands in a strange language; in any case, it was obvious they were not grateful for what had happened.

Deralin came rushing through the crowd, shouting something in a similar tongue. After several heated seconds, the guards bowed, and Deralin turned to the men. “All right, you may leave…except Gemini. He must stay here to stand trial.”

“WHAT?!” shouted Galloway and Wil.

“You used magic in the course of a battle,” said Deralin. “No men may use magic within Iona. In fact, no men may be trained in combat, either, but they are willing to drop all other charges as long as the youngest male, Gemini, remains here.”

“…All right,” said Wil. Galloway was about to say something, but Wil quickly signalled him to be quiet. “We’ll come back for him later,” he whispered. “Ionans can be quite dangerous when angered, and we still need to figure out what these…things were.”


A FEW HOURS LATER, RPGC TIME…

The entire Task Force, including the reserves, were celebrating just as a portal opened, dropping Galloway, Wil and demigod before vanishing. The three looked at the gathered force, a feeling of surprise and warmth spreading over the three, despite what they had just experienced. Now, all they needed to do was plan Gemini’s rescue in the months ahead, before he was tortured to death…


BACK ON IONA…

Deralin and Gemini returned to the house. “You should not push yourself,” said Deralin. “Those…monstrosities are more powerful than you can ever hope to be.”

“Don’t you think I know that?” said Gemini. “Still, I was hoping Galloway and Wilfredo could take them down before that was noticed. At least demigod popped in.”

“In any case, we’re still together,” said Deralin. “Let’s hope it stays that way.”


MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER DIMENSION…

“WHAT?!”

“It’s true! The mortals somehow managed to slay two of our bretheren!”

“We must delay our attack, until we know exactly how to defeat them! We must be dealing with blessed mortals indeed!”

THE END OF ISSUE 12

Next Issue: A new threat pops up, coupled with an old, nightmarish threat! Can the Task Force survive their greatest challenge yet? Stay tuned for the answer!

Issue 13: Strike Out

IN A SECRET SHADOWY LAIR RULED BY A SECRET SHADOWY ORGANIZATION OF SECRET SHADOWY FIGURES DOING SECRET SHADOWY THINGS…

The only light in the entire chamber came from a projector, showing a slide show of various politicians from both national governments and the UN. “As you know, support for the ban on metahumans has begun to decrease sharply. This is a very serious issue for us all, gentlemen.”

“A-HEM!”

“My apologizes, madam. All these officials now support a greater reduction on metahuman regulations. We must prepare to take them down ourselves, if need be.”

“What of those troublemakers in Brazil?”

The projector clicked the next slide, showing several costumed figures lying amongst a pile of rubble, somehow managing to die in the most extravegant poses imaginable. “They are of no more consequence. And fortunately for us, they even went so far as to call in metahumans from Argentina and Chile. We estimate that over half of South America’s methuman population has been exinguished by this action, and the other half are either unaware of their abilities or merely too scared to strike against us again.”

“Which brings us to another matter, the metahumans behind our recent setbacks: the RPGC Task Force. Why have they not been dealt with?”

“We have been…busy with our South America problem.”

“The entirety of RPGC has shown itself to be a problem that we must not underestimate. As it is, they are still fragmented, but if they were ever joined under one cause, the entire world would slip through our fingers. Prepare Beta Legion at once. May the Eye watch over you all.”


MEANWHILE, IN DOWNTOWN RPGCITY…

Pierson, GG Crono, Mabatsekker and demigod sat in the Task Force-Mobile, which was parked just outside of Auntie McFrank’s Pie Shop, which was now selling morning muffins and hot chocolate/coffee. All four looked around in confusion and panic, checking their watches and the vehicle’s clock from time to time. Finally, the silence was broken when Galloway emerged, holding a rolled-up brown bag and a cardboard cup holder with several steaming cups inside. Once he was safely in the Task Force-Mobile, the vehicle came to life…and crashed right into the back of another parked car.

The force of the impact, coupled by the increased power of a superhero vehicle, send the parked car flying into another set of parked cars, creating a massive explosion that destroyed store fronts, abandoned houses, and a Churro cart. The Task Force was stunned at the horrors they had accidentally unleashed…


LATER, AT THE TASK FORCE HQ…

Pierson finished crunching up the last of the numbers. “All right, judging from the estimates given, minus the insurance we have to cover collateral damage, we owe RPGCity about…$3,000.”

“I KNEW we should have taken a look at those brakes,” said GG Crono.

“There’s another problem,” said Pierson. “We’re already way over budget for this quarter. We can’t draw on any of our other reserves; we need to find some other way of getting that much money before Merlin’s hired goons waste us.”

“Alright, the floor’s open for ideas,” said Galloway. “And remember that we’re superheroes, so no crime.” Mabat and demigod groaned.


THE NEXT DAY, AFTER A FULL NIGHT OF DRUNKEN ARGUING AND GENERAL INANITY…

Galloway, GG Crono and Pierson awoke to find themselves each tied to a post, while demigod and Mabatsekker counted up a giant pile of money. “Wh-What the hell happened?” asked GG Crono.

“While you three were sleeping, we…came up with a solution,” said Mabat. “And since we knew you wouldn’t approve…”

Galloway’s eyes narrowed. “What did you do THIS time?”

“We set up a raffle,” said demigod. “We went through the next several towns, managed to get a lot of tickets sold, and raised up enough money to both pay off the damages AND keep people from reporting this to the UN.”

“…Sounds good,” said Pierson. “But…why are we tied up here? And what are we raffling off, anyway?”

“Oh, not much,” said Mabat. “Just…one of you.”

There was a tense moment of silence, followed by a stream of cursing, threats, and pure homicidal rage. Mabat and demigod simply returned to their accounting, leaving their victims to bemoan their fate at being trapped in a combination of a superhero career and a 1980’s sitcom.


MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA…

A large flatscreen monitor suddenly switched on, revealing the picture of an enormous Egyptian-style eyeball. In front of the monitor stood several paramilitary figures, clad in blue-and-white equipment, enormous bulletproof vests, and gigantic guns of all shapes and sizes. A synthesized voice rang from the monitor’s speakers. “Beta Legion, we have another team that needs taking care of. Prepare to travel to RPGC at once.”

“What?” said one of them, a tall man with shoulder-length black hair. “We just took care of an entire army for you! We need-”

“Do you wish to end up like Alpha Legion and Zeta Legion?” said the voice. “Besides, there is something else you should know about your mission…”


(to be continued)

THREE DAYS LATER, AT THE TASK FORCE HQ…

After three straight days of struggling and fighting, the captured Task Forcers were hauled back into the meeting room, while Mabat and demigod finished paying off Merlin’s hired goons. There was almost no movement in the entire room, with the Task Forcers simply giving in to their horrible fate. Soon, any minute now, whatever manner of horrible creature that had enough time and money to spend on human raffles would be brought up to the bunker, bringing doom upon one member of their formerly elite group…

Suddenly, there was a ringing at the bunker door. Mabat quickly opened the door, revealing Heaven’s Soldier, escorting a figure whose head was covered with a brown paper bag. It was obviously a female, dressed in a black, ninja-like jacket and a pair of dark blue jeans. “Is she the winner?” asked demigod.

“Yes,” said Heaven’s Soldier. “We were out of blindfolds, so we had to substitute some stuff from the last grocery trip.”

“Can we PLEASE get this off?” muffled the girl. “It smells like frozen peas and macaroni salad!”

“Fine, fine,” said Mabat. “Alright, HS, we’re safe. Take it off.”

HS pulled the bag off, revealing the face of a young girl, no more than sixteen years old, her head a mess of dirty blonde hair. She looked at the three captured Task Force members, carefully studying every single one of them with a seemingly impossibly cold gaze. “So…you won,” said Mabat. “Go ahead, pick your prize.”

“Can you…rephrase that?” asked the girl. “It just sounds…horribly wrong on every conceivable level.”

“Very well,” said demigod. “Who would you like to spend a night out with?”

She looked at all three, who were desperately trying to make themselves undesireable in ways that best remain undescribed. After several agonizing minutes, she gave her answer in the form of a question. “Which one of them kills?”

“Oh, that’d be Galloway,” said Mabat. Galloway growled something at Mabat. The girl smiled and pointed towards the saiyan, and demigod quickly untied him, threw him in front of the girl, and had HS escort them out of the bunker.


MEANWHILE, IN THE RPGCITY SEWERS…

Seven members of Beta Legion trecked through the sewers, their massive weapons raised and readied for any number of threats. One, however, stood out in their minds above all else; it was their first objective. Once they had reached the spot of the battle, the rusted bloodied pipe still lying in the water, one member activated a radio in his helmet. “Kincaid, we’ve reached the location. There’s no sign of-”

Suddenly, a brightly-colored flurry rushed from the ceiling, knocking over the small team’s leader and tearing his head from his shoulders within two seconds. The others quickly opened fire, but the monstrosity was simply too fast. Another two members were slain quickly, their hearts torn, still beating, from their chests with a mixture of bestial fury and surgical precision. The remaining four started to fall back, but they were no match for the impossible speed and ferocity of their target.

Within the next thirty seconds, only one member was left. He fired blindly, hoping to hit something, but struck nothing. Cursing, he drew a Ka-Bar and slashed wildly. Sure enough, the monstrosity leaped onto him and began to tear into his flesh…just before being struck in the back of the neck with a tranquilizer dart. At least thirty other Legion members rushed forward, quickly ensuring the monstrous creature was subdued before loading it into a nearby force-cage. The badly wounded soldier struggled to stand, but found himself unable to move.

Kincaid stood over his fallen soldier. “You did well, soldier. Be proud.” He raised a pistol and shot the soldier in the forehead, finishing him off. “Die proud.” He then proceeded with the rest of the team towards the sewer exit, activating his radio along the way. “This is Kincaid. Nightmare the Clown is secured. Proceeding to Objective B.”


A FEW MINUTES LATER, AT THE TASK FORCE HQ…

Just as Pierson and GG Crono were being untied, the TroubAlert began to ring. Mabat quickly activated the computer, and the face of Pokefreak filled the screen. “Guys, we have a problem. There’s reports of gunshots coming from the sewers. When we checked the security footage, we found that some paramilitary guys came rushing in, and just exited with that clown thing Pierson killed a while ago.”

“Any ID on these guys?” asked Pierson.

“No, not yet,” said Poke, “but Fou-lu did find something interesting on the video.” He pressed a few keys from off-screen, and the image switched to a grainy black-and-white recording of an abandoned sewer maintenance ramp, with several figures in definite military uniforms exiting with the body of Nightmare the Clown. The video suddenly stopped as a soldier with almost Sinistral-esque hair was turning, and zoomed in on an emblem on his uniform: an eye.

“The Eye?” asked GG Crono. “What the hell would those guys want with Nightmare the Clown?”

“We don’t know,” said Poke. “This looks like a job for the Task Force. Over and out.” The screen went black, and the remaining Task Force members quickly raced to the Task Force-mobile and rocketed towards RPGCity…


(to be continued)

Next time: Beta Legion vs. the RPGC Task Force! Who will win?