MUCH LATER, AT THE CATBEING APPRECIATION WEEK KICKOFF PARADE…
The Task Force-Mobile slowly coasted along the crowded streets of the catgirl district, the occupants all smashed together inside. Galloway continually looked out the only uncovered window, staring at the vast crowds outside. “Strange,” he said, “there are hardly any catpeople out there.”
“Well, they make up a much smaller percentage of the population,” said Pierson. “Perhaps they’re just mixed into the crowd?”
“I don’t like this,” said Mabat. “Something feels terribly wrong.”
“I know,” said Galloway. “This many people shouldn’t fit into a Volkswagon. Did anyone alter the laws of physics when I wasn’t looking?” Mabat and Kat-Chi looked at each other, and then rolled their eyes at their partner’s stupidity. “In any case, we’re nearing the insertion point. Grab on and hold for dear life.”
The two put their hands on Galloway’s shoulders, and he raised two fingers to his forehead, teleporting all three out of the Task Force-Mobile.
A SECOND LATER…
The three rematerialized just above a waiting Starstorm; within seconds, gravity set in for Mabat and Kat-Chi, sending them falling on top of the hapless catman. Galloway, meanwhile, continued to float overhead, smiling at the little display.
MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE TASK FORCE-MOBILE…
“Do you think this will really work?” said GG Crono.
“I doubt it,” said demigod.
“Agreed,” said Pierson. “Still, this IS a nice diversion from the usual world saving. Let’s all pray nothing happens to stop this beautiful day.”
Suddenly, there was a loud, pulsating bang from outside, followed by the sound of screaming and panicing. All three quickly climbed out of the vehicle, and saw that the parade had come to a complete halt, thanks to two members of the catgirl marching band being shot dead. Another shot followed, barely missing a third victim. Everyone quickly ran for cover as the shots continued, and the Task Force tried to figure out where the bullets were coming from…
MEANWHILE, INSIDE ONE OF THE APARTMENTS…
Mabat and Kat-Chi, oblivious to the carnage outside, looked around the small apartment, its bare wooden floor barely holding together due to the termite damage, the walls cracked and filled with asbestos, the furniture looking and smelling like a brocolli salesman had eaten his entire supply, sat on the furniture for several consecutive days, and finally died and was not found for weeks later. “This…certainly isn’t it,” said Kat-Chi.
“This is the third apartment so far!” said Mabat. “Aren’t there any building codes around here?”
Suddenly, a crowd of people came running through the halls, screaming and crying for dear life. Now snapped out of their pad-shopping daze, the two heard the continued sound of gunfire from outside…and realized they were close.
MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE THE BUILDING…
Galloway was munching on a corn dog, waiting for paramedics to arrive to pick up Starstorm, when he heard the gunfire. He looked down the street, and saw the Task Force trying to proceed through a regular search, but being held down by the crowd. Cursing his luck, he ran inside the building to fetch Mabat, only to be caught in a massive crowd himself.
A FEW MINUTES LATER…
Now back inside their bulletproof Task Force-Mobile, the three continued to search via binoculars for any sign of the gunman. However, there was nothing to be seen in all directions…
That is, until GG Crono pointed towards a flashing light on the roof of an office building. “I can’t see it, but I think that’s it!” he shouted. The three jumped from the vehicle and started towards the building.
MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE APARTMENT BUILDING…
Galloway finally pushed his way to the apartment, where Mabat and Kat-Chi were searching for the gunman. Both remained oblivious to Galloway’s presence until he puked from the smell of the room. “God, this place sucks!”
“Tell me about it,” said Mabat. He pointed his binoculars towards a nearby office building, and saw a hatted figure with a long tube of metal. “I think I found our gunman!” he shouted. “Come on, let’s go!”
“I’ll go ahead!” said Galloway. “You guys join up with the rest!” With that, he jumped out the window and flew towards the building. Mabat grabbed Kat-Chi and jumped from the building, landing with an injury-less thud on the sidewalk below. The two joined up with the rest of the Task Force, who slowly worked their way up the building.
MEANWHILE, ON THE ROOFTOP…
Galloway landed right behind the gunman, who was too busy looking for another victim to notice the saiyan behind him. It would have remained that way, had Galloway not slid his foot when trying to sneak behind him. The gunman quickly whirred around and threw a hunting knife into Galloway’s side, spearing him in the weak point in his armor.
The gunman was a thin man, with an aged face and receding hairline beneath his cap. His gun was a standard hunting rifle, outfitted with a taped-on scope; this guy was obviously another random killer. His face twisted into an evil sneer. “Ah, the Cat-loving RPGC task force! How nice of you to come!”
Galloway groaned under the pain of his wound. “Who the hell are you?”
“None of your business,” said the gunman.
Suddenly, another shot rang out, ricocheting off some concrete right next to Galloway. To his horror, he realized why the gunman was so successful; not only did they have the element of surprise, but there were two of them! He moved to pull the knife out and subdue his target, but a feeling of weakness quickly began to overtake him. “I see your feeling the poison,” said the gunman. “It made those catgirls suffer REAL good! Let’s see what it does to a hero!”
Suddenly, the door to the roof was slammed open, and the rest of the Task Force emerged, along with Kat-Chi. “Alright, you bastard!” shouted Mabat, striking the most insultingly cheesy pose imaginable. “The RPGC Task Force has come to bring your evil madness to an abrupt end! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE AND GOODNESS!”
“…That’s the worst thing I…ever heard,” coughed Galloway.
“Kat-Chi, help Galloway,” said Mabat. “The rest of you guys, come with me! We have some butt to kick!”
The gunman reached for his rifle, but demigod blasted the weapon away with a blast of purple energy. Another series of gunshots emerged from across the street, but GG Crono managed to dodge the attacks, while Pierson managed to subdue their current target with a quick chop to the gut. Kat-Chi, meanwhile, managed to give Galloway an all-purpose antidote, which quickly brought him back into shape.
“Alright!” said Mabat. “Where’s the other gunman?”
The gunman spat in Mabat’s face. “I’ll never tell you, cat-lover!”
“I’ll look for him,” said the still-wounded Galloway. “You guys look like you have everything under control.” With that, he wearily flew off, slowly making his way towards the opposite street. Within minutes, he was lost in the buildings.
“Talk! NOW!” said Pierson.
“I’m not talking!” said the gunman.
“Why the hell were you killing catgirls anyway?” asked GG Crono.
The gunman looked with disgust at Kat-Chi. The girl saw nothing but pure hate in his eyes. “Because these…freaks are treated like royalty, just because they had cat ears and a tail! Because these freaks nearly caused the complete distruction of this world! Because these bitches must feel pain and-”
Mabat threw the gunman to the floor in disgust. “I’ve heard enough. Are you and your partner working alone?”
“I’m not-”
A very audible series of gunshots emerged from across the street, followed by a soft, strangely sickening crack. Galloway suddenly teleported onto the roof, holding the other gunman, his head flailing randomly on his body. It didn’t take long for everyone to realize what had happened, especially the remaining gunman. “We have a warehouse, down at 1001 Catgirl Lane! Please, don’t let those animals near me!”
Mabat knocked the gunman unconscious, and made his way to Galloway, who dumped the lifeless body. He was obviously not pleased. “What…happened?”
“Two things,” said Galloway. “First, he decided to reveal his evil schemes, explaining much of their evil racist plot. Second, he tried to shoot me. Several times. I went for the neck, and-”
“If he had not done that,” said demigod, “the gunman may have managed to hit one of us. We were all standing very motionless up here; we were obvious targets.”
“That doesn’t-” said Mabat.
“We have bigger problems,” said GG Crono. “Let’s go.” GG Crono, demigod, Pierson, and Kat-Chi made their way down, leaving only Mabat and Galloway on the roof.
“What kind of hero are you?” asked Mabat.
Galloway simply walked by him. “One that will kill if absolutely necessary, blue mage. That’s all you need to know.”
(to be continued)
Next time: The conclusion of this story!